Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

[Paimon: God's nickname? It suddenly brought back some bad memories.]

【fluorescent:……】

[Wendy:...]

It was another bombshell that caught the users in the live broadcast room off guard.

This thing is not fun to watch.

Of course, they were also curious about what nickname the god might have.

[Ding, start playing the god's nickname]

[Mond Barbatos, nicknamed the singing man, the drunkard]

As soon as the system finished speaking, the light curtain changed.

The picture shows a place that is very familiar to the people of Mond, a gift from angels.

There are three people in the picture, the yellow-haired traveler and her emergency food, and the cuckolded poet Wendy.

"Hey hey"

Wendy blinked cutely.

"Hey, Dinadayu"

"I'm so pissed off! I'm going to give you an ugly nickname. I'll just call you a street singer."

Paimon obviously didn't get what he wanted, and he stomped his feet in the air in anger, and then this famous scene happened.

After Paimon finished speaking, the screen went black for a short time before showing another picture.

In the picture, Wendy, who was obviously drunk, was riding on Zhongli's neck, and the wine in her hand was poured on Zhongli's head.

Zhongli looked at Wendy with the eyes of a swordsman, and at the same time summoned a star and aimed it at Wendy.

The picture appeared for about two or three seconds before it fell silent again, leaving the live broadcast room to the crowd who were speechless.

【Qin: Hey...】

[Diluk: That's an accurate assessment.]

Wendy: Hey, old man, your eyes are scary. You didn't really want to stab me, did you?

Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, even if I wanted to, I couldn't do that.

[Paimon: Eh, Zhongli also has such a scary look. ]

……

At this moment, everyone in Mondstadt in the live broadcast room felt a little embarrassed. After all, their gods were either war gods or broad-minded queens, and at worst, they were big stars.

But look at the alcoholic in your own family.

Of course, the people of Liyue, who had just come out of the grief of the Emperor's passing, were also equally confused.

Among them, Hu Tao, Tian Tiezui and others have the most contact with Zhongli.

If we have to say who is the most confused, it is still Hanxue.

After all, his words: "Come on, do you understand Prince Yan or do I understand Prince Yan" are still vivid in my mind.

[Hu Tao: Guest, you are actually Prince Yan. You have been hiding this from me.]

[Tian Tiezui: It's actually the Emperor, no wonder]

[Hanxue: Your Majesty, please forgive me. I didn’t know it was you before.]

Zhongli: It's alright, I'm just a mortal Zhongli now.

Ningguang: The Emperor is still here. This is great news.

[Keqing: Thousands of rocks are solid, and the mountains are immovable]

[Xingqiu: Thousands of rocks are firm, and the mountains are immovable]

[Chongyun: Thousands of rocks are solid, and the peaks are immovable]

……

As the people of Liyue were filled with joy, the light screen began to play the next video.

Ying and Paimeng, who were preparing the immortal sending ceremony with Zhongli, also looked at Zhongli with contempt.

But Zhongli has lived for more than 6000 years after all, and he is extremely thick-skinned.

"It's Morax who died, what does it have to do with me, Zhongli?"

Ying and Paimon were also speechless. Fortunately, they had bought everything, otherwise they would definitely be surrounded.

[Liyue Morax, nicknamed the social loser, the street urchin]

[True Lord Liuyunjifeng: How dare you give the Emperor such an unbearable nickname?]

[Mandrill: Disrespect the emperor! 】

[True Lord of Lishui and Dieshan: Please don't let us know who dares to frame the Emperor in this way.]

Looking at the words of the immortals in the live broadcast room, the nickname-making machine Paimon was already sweating profusely.

Of course, the reactions of the crowd will not affect the progress of the live broadcast.

There are still three people in the picture, the yellow-haired emergency food, and our protagonist, Zhongli.

"It seems he hasn't adapted to being without money yet"

Ying put her hands on her hips and looked at Zhongli. Paimeng also cooperated very well and continued: "So you become a social loser who eats and takes things for free and asks others to pay for it."

After Paimeng finished speaking, the system's voice also sounded

[In another world, people call those who look young but are idle all day long "street drifters"]

[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: So it's you guys]

[Mandrill: Disrespect the emperor! 】

Wendy: Hey, it seems my nickname isn't that bad after all.

[Zhongli: Feeling a little tired]

[Tartaria: Mr. Zhongli deceived me so much! ]

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahahaha, after seeing this, I feel like I'm just like Rock God]

[Jiuqi Shinobu: Boss, be careful with your words]

[Hutao: So, Zhongli, what did you buy with this one million dollar bill?]

Zhongli: Ahem, Master, I sent it to the wrong address. Just send it to the North Country Bank.

【Tartaria: Just send it over directly.】

Rich Man Pantalone: ​​Tartaglia, you are such a great man, but this is not your money.

[Tartaria: Panzi, expand your horizons a bit. If Mr. Zhongli is happy, he might give you a Divine Eye.]

Rich Pantalone: ​​...

Pantalone had to admit that he was moved.

As a Liyue native, he is also a fan of the Emperor, but in a twisted way.

Just proved that there are only Emperor fans and twisted Emperor fans in Liyue (only Zhongli is a little black fan)

Next up is Baalzebub of Inazuma, nicknamed the Country Girl and the Homegirl.

After the system finished speaking, it played the video.

Inazuma, Narukami Taisha Shrine.

After hearing the traveler and her emergency food, and about shopping with Ying, the scumbag fox Yae Shenzi laughed scornfully: "The dignified general actually looks like a country girl."

Kujo Sara: How dare you! Even if you are the chief priest, you cannot make such a accusation against the general!

[Skirmisher: Hahahaha, Baalzebul, you are powerless! ]

[Lei Movie: Son of God, aren't you going to give me an explanation?]

Yaejinko: I'm just a weak and pitiful little fox, I don't know anything.

[Lei Movie: This moment, the moment of extinction! ]

[Ding, the next question is a multiple-choice question]

What are the nicknames of the Xumi Grass God and the Fontaine Water God?

A: Idiot, little fool.

[B: Idiot, silly roe deer]

【C: God of the Toilet, conspicuous bag】

【D：obtuse angle, right angle】

[This question will be answered in a rush, and will start in five minutes. Please be prepared.]

Looking at the question on the screen, everyone fell into deep thought.

[Elhaisen: Based on the nickname above, option A is very likely]

[Ying: But almost everyone has two nicknames. What if they're wrong?]

Wendy: Hey, why don't we just ask the person involved?

After Wendy finished speaking, there was a brief silence in the live broadcast room.

Those who were just discussing passionately now feel like clowns.

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha, that’s right, just ask directly.]

[Arakaki Ichito: @Nashida @Funina, what are your nicknames?]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Lord Kusagami and Mizukami, the boss just speaks directly and has no ill intentions.]

Nashida: It's okay, but I don't know my nickname either.

Nashida: However, based on the previous speculation, A should be the correct option.

[Funina: What? You dare to call me a fool? Try my crow flying on a plane.]

Everyone ignored Funina and decided that A was the correct answer.

After all, even the God of Wisdom said so.

[Ding, answering will start in five seconds]

Five, four, three, two, one

The moment the countdown reached zero, everyone started frantically clicking the quick-answer buttons.

[Congratulations to Lei Movie for successfully answering the question]

[Arakaki Ichito: Impossible, I didn't get it again! ]

Kujo Sara: You idiot, how could you possibly snatch the general?

Yaejinko: It seems that Ying is moved.

[Lei Movie: I choose A, the fool, the little fool]

[Ding, congratulations to Lei Dianzi for answering incorrectly. Penalty is being drawn.]