In the years of famine, I was well versed in history and pampered the Northern Army
Chapter 22 Pie in the sky
Everyone present was chatting animatedly just now, and Tukar even wanted to fight a decisive battle with the Zhenbei Army, but Chu Qingyin suddenly fell from the sky in a long dress, and everyone present opened their eyes wide.
Lu Yan's breathing suddenly froze.
Although he had heard the shrine maiden's voice at the banquet that day, this was the first time she appeared before him like this.
Even though her body was somewhat transparent and her face was covered with a layer of thin gauze, it was impossible to recognize her appearance.
But Lu Yan knew for sure that this must be the witch.
Chu Qingyin, who was standing by, secretly complained in her heart:
"This 101 is quite capable. I didn't expect him to be able to teleport to me right away."
101 proudly said:
"That's right! The host was feeling sleepy just now, but now hundreds of thousands of eyes are staring at you. You must not be sleepy anymore!"
Chu Qingyin:
……
"But let's not be awkward, why are there light effects on this thing?"
101 smiled guiltily:
"Host, this isn't a light effect. My ability only lasts ten minutes. These small cards in your hand are just for you to use to bluff people. I hope you can gain their trust within ten minutes!"
Chu Qingyin:
……
She quickly recovered from her daze and stopped herself from falling from the sky. One of the small cards had the words "riding on clouds" written on it, and there was blue glitter. Chu Qingyin thought it must be useful.
"101, I want to use this!"
After Chu Qingyin finished speaking in her heart, 101 immediately awakened the card. She stood firmly on the cloud under her feet, and everyone exclaimed.
"Your Highness, if this isn't a miko, then who is this?! Who has such a skill?! She can so easily fly on clouds, my God!"
"You're shocked by flying in the clouds? You must know how powerful our miko is!"
They were all discussing intensely, with smiles on their faces.
The most likely reason for His Highness's visit is to take over Tukar's tribe. Although the Zhenbei Army has only one choice, which is to obey military orders, they are all happy in their hearts.
If they could go back alive to see their parents, wives and children, and those who haven't married and have children could go back to marry and have children, who wouldn't want that?
They were just worried that Tukar was too stubborn, but now Chu Qingyin appeared in front of them and was going to talk to them about this matter. How could they not be happy!
The people of the Tukal tribe opposite were stunned and said nothing.
They had known that the flood that day was strange and problematic, but now facing such a truly magical and ethereal goddess, how could they still refuse to accept their fate?
God is really biased!
The Yunjin Kingdom has such good luck that it is even favored by the gods!
Before Chu Qingyin could speak, Tukar's eyes turned red:
"You can kill me or chop me up as you please! I originally thought that my country, Great Nanxiang, was so rich and prosperous that we would never be able to fight you. But now, I know I was wrong!"
"With the help of such a goddess, what's the point of us working harder?"
Tukar, the young and brave general who was famous throughout his life, actually burst into tears and held his head in his hands.
Chu Qingyin: I...I haven’t spoken yet, buddy.
"how you said that?"
General Xiao Li also knew the reason for Chu Qingyin's trip, so he explained for Chu Qingyin:
"Tukar, you misunderstood. His Highness just said that he wanted to keep some hostages. It's true that life there is better than in Nanxiang. We witches came down to earth for this very purpose."
Tukar raised his head and listened carefully to him:
"We witches can really do anything you want. If your barbarian tribe is suffering from the plague as I expected, then you have so many wives, daughters, and children. Why not let me take care of them for you?"
It feels good to have someone speak for you.
Chu Qingyin nodded lightly, looking like an unfathomable goddess.
"She is your guardian angel. Why should she take care of our wives and children?"
Chu Qingyin shook her head.
General Xiao Li was anxious:
"What do you mean by you and me? We witches are goddesses who can conjure up medicine and food out of thin air. Otherwise, how could we be so wealthy now?"
Hearing this, Tukar's troops were also shocked.
Could she actually create food out of thin air? They had originally thought that the goddess in heaven could only control the weather and rainfall at most, but they had never expected her to have such power?
At this moment, Chu Qingyin could only hold her forehead and smile bitterly:
They asked me to act cool, so I had to act cool myself...
As she spoke, she happened to see the yellow card in her hand, which had a hamburger drawn on it.
Well... since they said I can create food, let's try it:
"101, I want to use this card."
"How could she possibly conjure up food? The food is grown by us, and the gods in heaven don't eat food!"
As they were talking, they suddenly noticed that something began to fall from the sky, and more and more of it fell, until on average there were two round objects next to each person.
"You... a goddess actually launched a sneak attack! Everyone be on alert! Everyone be on alert! We absolutely cannot let Yun Jin and his gang of old foxes trip us up! Although we in Nanxiang don't have the help of the witch, we will never allow you to humiliate us like this!"
As he was speaking, all the Nan Xiang soldiers present covered their heads, tightly grasped their weapons, and even pretended to fight to the death, preparing to jump into the river.
But the Zhenbei Army on the opposite side also had them. They really trusted the witch and reached out to grab things in the sky.
"General, it's still warm!"
At this time, Chu Qingyin also opened her eyes wide.
"I didn't expect this card to be so impressive! If each person has two, that's over 200,000 burgers!"
Chu Qingyin was enjoying the grand spectacle of a pie falling from the sky, but she heard 101 whisper in her ear:
"But, host, you know, I have no money. The money for buying the hamburger will be deducted from your account..."
Chu Qingyin: ...I knew it.
There's no such thing as magic, it's just a superpower.
"Your Highness, even though the witch never gave us this, it smells really good!"
Out of trust in Chu Qingyin, the Zhenbei Army soldiers below directly put the hamburgers into their mouths, crying as they did so:
"smell good!"
Nan Xiang on the opposite side looked at these things, and some soldiers who were not afraid of death and had been hungry for a long time also picked them up from the ground. Fortunately, there was a tightly wrapped paper outside, so they were not dirty.
"Forget it, it's a dead end anyway. It smells so good, I... I'd rather die with a full stomach!"
But when the barbarians were waiting for him to speak, he had already stuffed both of them into his mouth with tears streaming down his face. After swallowing them with great difficulty, he said incoherently:
“It’s really, really delicious!”
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