No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Yu Jiajia took the last express package from the delivery robot and threw it to the ground.

He patted the nonexistent dirt on his hands and complained, "Buying so much? Isn't that overindulging?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "smacking" sound. He turned around and saw Luo Shiyu sitting on his bed eating happily.

"Xiao Yu! There's a table and chairs over there. Why are you sitting on my bed and eating the leftovers? I think Wang Rui has really spoiled you!"

Luo Shiyu smiled at him and continued to "baji, baji" without listening.

"You don't want to listen, right? Believe it or not, I'll pick my nose and rub it on your new quilt."

Luo Shiyu made a face at him and went to eat at the table.

Yu Jiajia gave him the middle finger.

Luo Shiyu held the packaging bag in his mouth and replied to him two.

Yu Jiajia patted Wen Liuyan, who was making the bed, and said, "Wen Liuyan, are you going to take care of your partner?"

Wen Liuyan turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

Luo Shiyu quickly put his hands behind his back, still holding the plastic bag in his mouth, and shook his head at him with an innocent look.

Wen Liuyan was struck by the cuteness and was biased as soon as he opened his eyes: "What can be wrong with the baby?"

"Oh, you useless fellow." Yu Jiajia manually turned Wen Liuyan's head back and continued, "Just do your thing."

"Oh, oh good."

Wen Liuyan continued to work on his work. Yu Jiajia pulled Luo Shiyu into the bathroom and winked at him.

Luo Shiyu understood immediately and entered the ghost realm.

As soon as they entered the ghost realm, Yu Jiajia said, "What's your situation now? You're hooking up with Wang Rui, hooking Wen Liuyan, and seducing He Gui. You're pretty good, Xiaoyu'er."

【ah? ? ? 】

Luo Shiyu didn't react and blinked at him.

"Don't play dumb. I'm not buying it. Change back and talk to me."

【God is coming.】

Luo Shiyu changed back to his normal self and asked, "What did you say?"

"Did you see Wen Liuyan's expression just now? He was completely fooled by you."

"He likes Wang Xiaobao. What does that have to do with me, Luo Shiyu? I've never had an intimate relationship with anyone other than He Gui. Don't accuse me of anything."

Yu Jiajia took the opportunity to ask, "So how's the progress between you and He Gui?"

Luo Shiyu plopped down on the sofa and waved his hands, saying, "Still the same! Like an ice cube, speaking coldly and chokingly."

Yu Jiajia sat down next to him and asked, "So what are you going to do?"

"What else can I do? I can't just push him onto the bed and force him, right? You don't even know the size difference between us. If we really fight, I'll be dead."

When he said this, the place where Luo Shiyu had been kicked by He Gui still felt a dull pain.

He threw himself into Yu Jiajia's arms and began to hum.

"What should I do! Jia Jia. I want to go home, and only He Gui can help me, but he... Humph! So annoying!"

Yu Jiajia couldn't think of a solution for a moment and could only pat Luo Shiyu on the back to comfort him.

"Don't worry, there will always be a way."

"How can I not be anxious! If we don't take down Hegui Wang Xiaobao, he will die."

"How can it be that exaggerated?"

"Yes! Wang Xiaobao has a 'parasite' in his body, and he won't live to adulthood. The only way to save him is to have He Gui take me to the aerial lab to get the 'anthelmintic medicine'."

Yu Jiajia immediately realized the seriousness of the situation and asked, "What would you do if he died?"

"I will return to my seal and continue to sleep. I don't know how many tens of thousands of years it will take before I wake up again."

Yu Jiajia's voice was so low that even he couldn't hear it clearly: "Then I won't be able to see you again, right?"

"Huh? What did you say?"

"Nothing. Why don't you start by getting him acquainted with your scent?"

"Taste? What do you mean?"

"Smell can be divided into many categories, it can be body odor, it can be food you have cooked. At least give him a memorable point, so that when he smells or eats it, he will think of you the first time."

Luo Shiyu praised with admiration, "Great! Jiajia."

Then he moved closer, until they were only a fist apart and the hot air from their breath could blow on each other's face.

Yu Jiajia subconsciously leaned back.

Luo Shiyu moved forward.

He hides, he follows.

Luo Shiyu couldn't hold on and fell on him, and Yu Jiajia was pressed down.

Angrily, he asked, "What are you doing?"

"I just want you to smell my scent and see if there's anything memorable about it."

"Then can you just say it straight? You're acting like a gangster."

Luo Shiyu chuckled at him, pulled Yu Jiajia up, and said without apology: "I'll be more careful next time."

"I wouldn't trust you." Yu Jiajia put her hands on Luo Shiyu's shoulders and told him, "Don't move."

Luo Shiyu nodded.

The distance between the two people was about half a meter.

"I can't smell anything from here."

She put her face close to Luo Shiyu's neck, and the hot air from her nose blew on his neck.

It's itchy.

Yu Jiajia sat up straight, thought for a moment, and said, "To be honest, you can't smell it unless you put it on your body. It's a soft and elegant fragrance, so faint that you can't even detect it unless you smell it deliberately. It's hard to associate it with certain objects, so there's nothing memorable about it."

"Why is this happening!"

"There's no other way. I can only start with his taste buds. As the saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach. What can you cook?"

“Noodles in clear soup.”

"and then?"

"Gone."

“…” Yu Jiajia’s silence was deafening.

"Why?"

Yu Jiajia was amused by his stupidity and said with her hand on her forehead, "We have a cook in our dormitory who can cook anything."

"That's right! I can learn from Daxi!" After saying that, he was about to rush out to find Yan Xi.

Yu Jiajia grabbed his collar.

Luo Shiyu said angrily: "What?"

"What are you doing? Daxi is probably back with dinner at this hour. If you want to ask him to teach you, we can talk about it tomorrow."

"You're truly worthy of being my partner. You're so protective."

"Isn't it time for Wen Liuyan to protect you? Daxi won't refuse anyone, so don't be unreasonable with him, do you hear me?"

Luo Shiyu stuck out his tongue at him: "Lululu! Got it."

Yu Jiajia rolled her eyes and said, "I really can't stand you. Let's go back and eat."

"Wait a moment!"

"what?"

"Now that I'm here, I'm going to go find some big ice."

"Go ahead, I'll wait for you when I get back."

"Yeah, okay. Remember to make up an excuse for me!"

"understood."