No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

As soon as they returned to the room, someone couldn't wait to push the other person down and act coquettishly on top of him.

"Wow~ You might as well crush me to death."

"I'm holding on with my arms."

"That's heavy too."

"You think I'm heavy now? Why didn't you think I was heavy at all when you were making sauce? Instead, you pressed me into your arms."

Luo Shiyu looked away and pretended to be dumb: "I don't understand what you are saying."

"It's okay, you'll understand after practicing tomorrow."

"Why tomorrow?"

"If you don't mind the pain, you can do it today."

"I reject."

"I knew it."

"You already have dark circles under your eyes. Don't make any trouble today. Just sleep well. Do you hear me?"

"Well, I'll listen to Xiaoyu."

When He Gui was in Luo Shi, he rubbed his neck and kissed me on the neck.

She propped herself up and looked at Luo Shiyu's face. The more she looked, the more she liked him. She kissed him on the lips again.

"My little Yu is so pretty."

"You're really baffling when you say that all of a sudden."

“This is something that comes from my heart.”

"You've said more now than you did in the previous ten days combined."

“Isn’t this a good thing?”

"Tsk~ Let me ask you something."

"Okay, ask."

"What does it feel like to be loved but not be loved?"

He Gui frowned and asked, "Why are you asking this?"

"curious."

"If you look at it from your perspective, it's like there's a little cake in the window that you've been longing for, but you're penniless, so you can only look at it but can't eat it."

Luo Shiyu took a deep breath and could totally understand.

"That's serious."

"Pfft~ Little foodie."

"You are."

"Yes, yes, I am."

He Gui yawned, turned sideways and lay on the pillow, then took Luo Shiyu into his arms.

"sleep."

"Mysophobia doesn't even want to take a shower?"

"I feel sleepy when I hold you. I don't want to move. I'll wash it tomorrow morning."

"You're lazy too."

"Well, conserve your energy."

At this time, Luo Shiyu didn't understand what he meant by conserving his energy. The next night, He Gui took a shower early and waited for him in the room wrapped in a bathrobe.

As soon as Luo Shiyu showed his head, he was pushed onto the bed and kissed all over.

"Wait... Um~ Crane... Ha~ I..."

[Oh my god! Did I enter the room the wrong way? What's going on?]

He found the right moment to kick He Gui away, crawled onto the bed, picked up the pillow and was ready to fight him at any time.

In He Gui's eyes, Luo Shiyu looked no different from the lamb that had climbed onto the dining table.

"You're so proactive, Xiaoyu! You don't even need me to carry you up."

Luo Shiyu hugged the pillow and slowly backed away, threatening without any pain, "Don't come over here, you're definitely not an ice cube, I'm warning you! I know a lot of ways to exorcise evil spirits!"

The intimidation backfired, and He Gui climbed onto the bed with interest and approached him.

Luo Shiyu screamed, jumped to the ground, turned around and ran away.

He Gui caught up with him before he ran two steps, carried him on his shoulders and brought him back.

"Let me go! I don't want it!"

Luo Shiyu struggled on his shoulders using his hands and feet, like a cat struggling not to take a bath.

"Xiao Yu, don't you think your clothes are a bit of a hindrance?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Shiyu's clothes turned into ice crystals and exploded.

"Fuck you! Pay for my clothes!"

"Such a simple request, I'll satisfy you."

"Wait! Something's wrong! I'm asking you to compensate me for my clothes, not to satisfy my previous request!"

"it's the same."

"Same as before! Let me go!"

He Gui ignored his cursing and struggling. Less than ten minutes later, Luo Shiyu was completely obedient.

She could only hold He Gui and hum, her body gradually becoming limp, allowing him to do whatever he wanted.

"Xiao Yu, why don't you scold me anymore? Huh? Your little mouth is as dirty as if it were covered with honey. You deserve a good kiss for being so disobedient."

"Hmm~"

"So good~ So good, my little Yu."

When Luo Shiyu opened his eyes again, it was almost noon the next day.

I propped myself up by the headboard, but He Gui was no longer by my pillow, and the sheets had been changed.

He was wearing loose pajamas and exuded a faint scent of shower gel.

[Strange, why do I feel like I'm missing a piece of memory? Am I having a blackout?]

Luo Shiyu held his forehead and really couldn't remember when he took a bath.

The door opened at this moment, and He Gui came in with a cup of water and pills, and asked softly, "Are you okay?"

"not good."

His voice was so hoarse that it turned into a duck voice, which made Luo Shiyu laugh. He couldn't help but say, "Baojuan, my voice, why did my voice become like this?"

He Gui asked seriously, "Who is Bao Juan? Your ex?"

Luo Shiyu's smile froze on his face, and he felt a deep sense of powerlessness that he could not communicate.

"Xiaoyu?"

"It's okay, it doesn't matter."

"Did I say anything to make Xiaoyu angry? Never mind, I'll apologize first."

"sorry."

"???"

[Why are you apologizing so suddenly? What's wrong with you?]

"Everything is my fault. Don't be angry, Xiaoyu. Take the medicine first."

Luo Shiyu looked at the medicine He Gui brought and asked curiously, "What medicine is this?"

"Anti-inflammatory medicine. Your condition is different now than when you took Potion Zero. In case you have a fever, it's better to take the medicine."

"Ok."

Luo Shiyu took the medicine, tilted his head back and swallowed it. Then he remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something, so he asked, "When did I take a bath?"

"I washed it for you."

"Why don't I remember?"

"Because you fainted."

"what?"

He Gui coughed dryly, feeling somewhat guilty.

Luo Shiyu continued to ask: "Then did you stop?"

"No."

Luo Shiyu smiled and took the pillow and threw it at him, cursing as he did so: "You bastard! Just kill me! Why did you let me wake up? Just bury us together!"

He Gui could hear: Blah blah blah, fuck me to death, blah blah blah, bury us together.

"it is good."

"What? Good what?"

"Xiao Yu, marry me, and we can be buried together after death."

He Gui's eyes, which were originally as dead as the deep sea, now reflected the stars and sparkled.

This made Luo Shiyu feel reluctant to continue beating him.

[Really? Why is this guy so excited about the joint burial?]

He Gui opened the intelligent brain, shared the authority with Luo Shiyu, and projected a bunch of ring styles.

"Take a look, which one do you like?"

"So many? Then I have to take a closer look."

Luo Shiyu picked for a while before realizing: "Who agreed to marry you?"

He Gui pretended to be embarrassed and said: "If you don't choose, I will make the decision. Based on my aesthetic taste..."

"No! Let me choose."

He Gui smiled with a look of success, sat behind Luo Shiyu, put his arms around his waist, and volunteered to be his human cushion.

〖Xiao Yu is really easy to fool. It turns out that my brother-in-law is not a person. His wife has to do everything she can to trick him into marrying her.〗

He Gui recalled Yuwen Boyuan's "teachings" to him.

First of all, you must learn to dress yourself according to the other person's preferences. In nature, most males use their beautiful appearance to attract mates, and the same applies to us humans.

Secondly, you need to learn to create surprises, add some strange-looking toys to pique the other person's curiosity, just like a predator in nature, it will spread the bait and eat as long as the animal takes the bait.

Finally, and most importantly, when in doubt, admit your mistakes first. No matter where you made the mistake, it's your fault. As long as you admit your mistakes with a good attitude, your wife will definitely stay with you.