No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Luo Shiyu covered his stomach and lay on the table.

Xiao Hei: "Master, are you okay? Do you need me to crush him?"

[No need! If he dies, will you become the acting city lord?]

Xiao Hei: "Master, do you think you have to endure being bullied by him forever?"

[This kind of psychopath, the more you resist, the more excited he becomes.]

Xiaobai: "Master seems to understand a lot?"

[Of course, because I have a crazy little brother.]

Xiao Hei: "Master, are you going back to seek revenge?"

【Return to the upper realm? What can I take back? My body is still sealed, and all I want now is freedom.】

Jiang Yue walked up to the podium with the textbook in hand: "This class, we're going to talk about the restraint relationship between ghosts and spirits."

[In the face of true strength, everything is bullshit! You talk, I slept, I haven't slept all night, I'm so sleepy.]

"Xiaobao, Xiaobao, you! Did you stay up late last night and steal something?"

【Who is this person who speaks so lovingly? 】

Luo Shiyu opened his eyes in a daze and saw the smiling Wang Rui.

Close your eyes quickly.

[What the hell? No! I might not be fully awake yet. I'm still sleeping. I'm so unlucky that I dreamed of that crazy brother.]

"Are you still reluctant to wake up? Brother, you will miss a lot of classes if you keep doing this."

[This isn't a dream, it's real. Someone's coming to school. What bad luck!]

Luo Shiyu opened his eyes and smiled at Wang Rui.

[No! I'm a good boy, brother!]

"Xiaobao, you forgot to bring your lunchbox. I brought it to you." Wang Rui put the lunchbox on the table and rubbed Luo Shiyu's head. "Focus on the class! Teacher Jiang, please take good care of my Xiaobao."

Jiang Yue smiled and nodded at Wang Rui: "No problem, Xiaobao is really lucky to have a brother like you."

Wang Rui smiled beautifully the whole time: "Teacher Jiang, you're joking. I'm really sorry to interrupt your class. I'll be leaving now."

[Ha! Pretending! You really know how to pretend!]

Other students in the class looked at him with envy.

"Xiaobao's brother is such a sweet guy!"

[Nuan Nima! The shower water is always cold! ]

"She actually made a lunch box herself and sent it to me!"

【Want to know about mustard sandwich and bitter melon milk?】

"If I had a brother like this, I would wake up laughing in my dreams."

【give you! give you! 】

Xiaobai: "Brother Fengpi has a really good reputation!"

Xiao Hei: "I really want to give him a sickle!"

Xiaobai: "Ghost Rule 1,301: It is forbidden to harm living people for any reason."

Xiao Hei: "I know! A walking code!"

Luo Shiyu looked at the lunch box on the table and felt worried.

[What should I do? Everyone saw Wang Rui bring the lunch box over. If I don't eat it, it'll seem like I'm just looking for trouble. If I eat it... done! This kind of rational lunatic is the most terrifying!]

"Come on! Classmate Wang Xiaobao, please answer this question!"

【What should I do with this bento? 】

"Student Wang Xiaobao, please stand up and answer the question!"

【How about just grit your teeth and eat it? 】

"Classmate Wang Xiaobao, you can't hear me, right?"

[Wang Xiaobao, please stand up and answer the question! This teacher is so annoying.]

Jiang Yue walked over to Luo Shiyu's desk and slammed it: "Did Wang Xiaobao fall asleep again?"

[Fuck! I forgot, Wang Xiaobao is actually me!]

Luo Shiyu smiled at Jiang Yue.

【I am dumb! 】

Jiang Yue's expression was serious: "Student Wang Xiaobao, please listen carefully in class and don't let your brother down."

Luo Shiyu smiled and nodded.

[Ha! This is the effect he wants! ]

Jiang Yue sighed in frustration.

Is the Young City Lord placing too much importance on this mute brother? I don't think he'll ever amount to anything.

[See? That's a look of disappointment! Jiang Yue has completely lost interest in me. She's already decided I'm useless.]

Xiao Hei: "What should we do then?"

[Just sleep! What else can I do? ]

Luo Shiyu continued to sleep on the table and slept until lunch break.

[Oh no! It's time for lunch.]

The students all cast curious glances at Luo Shiyu.

"What are you doing? Are you curious about my lunch? What good can a crazy brother's lunch box be?"

Luo Shiyu opened the lunch box, and the ingredients inside were carefully carved into patterns.

[What the hell? What is this?]

"Is that a bento for coaxing your girlfriend? I saw a tutorial online a few days ago!"

"What?! Young City Lord is doting on Xiaobao too much, isn't he?"

[This thing only looks good, but it actually tastes...]

Luo Shiyu picked up a piece of food with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

[Exactly? Delicious? Crazy Brother can cook? Why does the Young City Lord want to learn to cook? I don't understand! I really don't understand the crazy man's train of thought.]

Luo Shiyu finished his lunch box, put away the little yellow duck lunch box, and looked up at the envious eyes of the people at work.

[Strange! What are you envious of?]

The afternoon flew by.

[I urgently need a reason not to go home! 】

Luo Shiyu sighed.

[You better hurry back. If you get home late, your brother will get mad again.]

Luo Shiyu pushed open the door, and this time there was no bucket of water falling on him, only the fragrant smell of rice.

[It smells so good, who is cooking? ]

Luo Shiyu walked into the kitchen and looked at Wang Rui who was cooking in a pink KT cat apron.

[What the hell? Am I still asleep?]

Wang Rui shook the water off his hands: "Huh? My brother is back?"

Luo Shiyu quickly smiled and nodded.

"Have you had lunch?"

He nodded quickly again.

"Give me the lunch box!"

Luo Shiyu obediently took out the little yellow duck lunch box from his schoolbag and handed it to Wang Rui.

Wang Rui opened the lunch box and took a look: "He eats so cleanly! Xiaobao is really a good boy. How does it taste? Is it delicious?"

He nodded again and again.

"It's great that Xiaobao likes the food he cooks!" Wang Rui wiped his hands on his clothes and rubbed Luo Shiyu's head: "It's worth it that I spent so much time learning how to cook for you."

[What's going on? It's over. This madman's train of thought is truly unpredictable.]

Luo Shiyu accidentally saw Wang Rui's finger with a Band-Aid on it.

"Ah! This! I accidentally cut it. It's okay."

【What's with the déjà vu feeling of a good wife and mother? 】

Wang Rui brought the food to the table.

Luo Shiyu was still standing there.

[Has this crazy brother been possessed by another spirit? ]

Wang Rui frowned, clearly unhappy: "Why are you standing there? Come and eat!"

[Hey! This is just right! Come on!]

Wang Rui poured a bowl of fish soup for Luo Shiyu: "Try it, this is my first time making fish soup."

【Delicious! 】

Luo Shiyu smiled and nodded.

【I’m Wang Xiaobao! I’m a good boy!】

Wang Rui sat next to Luo Shiyu, holding his chin and looking at him with eyes full of doting.

[Something's wrong! Something's wrong! This look is wrong!]