No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Luo Shiyu strode forward angrily, Wen Liuyan chasing after him.

"Baby, wait for me! It's dangerous to walk so fast!"

Luo Shiyu stopped and looked at him in disbelief.

Is it really dangerous? Any ghost that shows up gets instantly killed by your ugly motherfucker. It's completely boring, totally uninspiring. I was expecting some wilderness survival fun, but all I saw along the way was a sheep, three rabbits, and even a cow! This is outrageous, truly outrageous!

A familiar grumbling sound came from a distance...

"Hurry up and catch up! What else can you do besides hold us back? Not to mention that you ate up enough food for three days in two days, even your useless skill, can it be of any use? It's happened twice! Both triggered debuffs. You should be thankful that your mother and those two ghosts are higher level than you, otherwise I would be the first one to throw you out as bait!"

【What is this sound? 】

"That bastard Yu Jiajia! He's bullying Daxi again!" Wen Liuyan rolled up his sleeves and wanted to go over to fight, but was stopped by Luo Shiyu.

"Baby, why do you always stop me?"

Luo Shiyu pulled him aside and hid, planning something with him mysteriously.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and Yu Jiajia was still complaining.

Yan Xi lowered his head, picked at his fingers in self-blame, and followed silently behind him.

Yu Jiajia felt something brushing against her face and reached out to rub it casually.

"Blood? Something?"

Standing there and looking around vigilantly, you can vaguely see the puppet strings reflected by the sunlight.

Invisible threads? And they're very sharp. The area ahead must be someone's territory. Better not to provoke them.

Yu Jiajia said, "Yan Xi, let's..." She turned around and was stunned when she saw the scene in front of her.

Yan Xi was tied up and hung on a tree. Behind him was a ghost in a wedding dress. When the red veil was lifted, it revealed a pair of hollow eye sockets with blood still on its face. Its cheeks were destroyed, the skin turned outward, and it opened its mouth and smiled hideously at Yu Jiajia.

"Um! Um!" Yan Xi tried hard to resist and wanted to say something.

The ghost seemed to understand what he meant and used his nails to cut the puppet strings that bound his mouth.

Yan Xi regained his freedom of speech and didn't care about anything else. He shouted at the frozen Yu Jiajia, "What are you daydreaming about? Run!"

Yu Jiajia came to her senses, turned around and ran.

Yan Xi looked at Yu Jiajia's back and smiled with relief, then slowly closed his eyes and welcomed his own death.

He didn't blame him, and was even somewhat glad that he could finally help.

"At least in the end, I didn't hold you back."

"You wish!"

Yan Xi suddenly opened his eyes and saw Yu Jiajia rushing back. He drew the sword at his waist and slashed at the red-clothed monster.

He hadn't learned any moves, he just swung around randomly.

"Watch this! Watch this! You bastard!"

Yan Xi was so anxious that he shouted, "Run! What are you doing back? I don't want to hold you back anymore!"

Suddenly he felt the strings binding him loosen, and when he turned around he saw Yu Jiajia's ghost trying to rescue him.

Yan Xi didn't understand. He couldn't figure it out: "Why? I'm just a useless piece of shit, why do you care about me?"

Yu Jiajia was still unforgiving in her words: "Because there are few supports, okay? Stop talking! Get out of here!" But her body was very honest and protected him behind her.

"I want to help, I wish I could be more useful... but I've been a useless piece of shit since I was little."

"How long are you going to deny yourself? Use that useless skill of yours on Mom."

"But, but that ability..."

"That's a 50% chance! I was just unlucky the first two times, so based on probability, it's time for a bonus."

Yan Xi was still hesitating whether to use it.

Yu Jiajia urged, "Hurry up! Do you really want me to die?"

Yan Xi breathed a sigh of relief and summoned the ghost: "Chef."

A fat ghost wearing a chef's uniform and a mustache, looking silly, appeared next to Yan Xi.

"Chef, use the ability 'Special Food Filled with Emotions'."

The chef took out a big pot out of thin air and started stir-frying.

Yan Xi closed his eyes and prayed.

I have to succeed, I have to succeed. Even just once, I really want to help!

When the chef finished stir-frying, he threw the pan over Mom's head, and the golden food scattered and melted into her body.

"Attack bonus 50%, movement speed bonus 80%, critical hit rate bonus 25%, with a chance to trigger a critical hit. (Duration minutes)"

Yan Xi was stunned, and Yu Jiajia was also stunned.

Wen Liuyan jumped out of the bushes excitedly: "Wow! This ability is too incredible!"

Luo Shiyu dodged to the side.

[Can’t see me, can’t see me. 】

Wen Liuyan picked up Luo Shiyu.

"Baby, look!"

Luo Shiyu smiled at the two stunned people.

[Wen Liuyan, you brainless idiot, don't you feel embarrassed to show up at this time?]

Yu Jiajia reacted immediately and asked, "Wen Liuyan! Is that your ghost? Why are you playing tricks on us?"

【Just smile at them, no need to explain.】

Wen Liuyan answered truthfully: "Because Baobao said that he wanted to test you to see if you would abandon Daxi and run away alone."

[Okay! I've confessed everything.]

Yu Jiajia pointed the finger at Luo Shiyu: "What do you mean? Am I such a heartless person?"

Luo Shiyu smiled on the surface, but in his heart he had already cursed him a thousand times.

Yan Xi stood in front of Luo Shiyu and tried to smooth things over: "Don't be angry, Xiaobao is doing this for my own good."

"Hmph! We've been fooled by them, okay? It's okay if you don't want me to blame you, unless..." Yu Jiajia said with a calculating smile.

[Ah~ It's over, this cunning guy is going to skin us alive.]

Yu Jiajia chuckled at Luo Shiyu's changing expression and said, "Then please form a team with us and complete the assessment together!"

Luo Shiyu looked at him in surprise.

【That's it? 】

"What's with that expression on your face? Don't want to?"

Luo Shiyu nodded, then shook his head.

Wen Liuyan: "Okay, stop bullying my baby."

"Who bullied me? You were so protective of me." Yu Jiajia seemed to remember something and clenched her fists, pretending to threaten, "You didn't see anything just now. Remember that?"

Luo Shiyu nodded.

Wen Liuyan thought for a moment and said, "What did you just see? Was it that you two were willing to risk your lives for each other, or that super powerful skill?"

Yu Jiajia's ears turned red instantly, and she poked Wen Liuyan's chest with her fingers.

"Whatever it is, you didn't see it. Can you be more careful? If not, I'll help you poke a few."

Luo Shiyu covered his mouth and hid aside, laughing.

[Hahaha, can you poke out the heart's eyes? ]

"Gurgle~Gurgle~" Yan Xi touched her stomach awkwardly. "Sorry, I'm hungry."

Yu Jiajia: "Let's go find something to eat first. We've run out of food a long time ago."

Yan Xi: "Sorry."

Yu Jiajia: "I don't blame you."

Wen Liuyan: "We have food."

Yu Jiajia: "How much? Daxi is a big eater."

Yan Xixi was overjoyed. She circled around Yu Jiajia and asked, "You called me Daxi? Did I hear it right? Did I hear it right?"

Yu Jiajia covered her ears with her hands and rolled her eyes: "You heard wrong."

Yan Xi: "I didn't hear it wrong, I definitely didn't hear it wrong."

Yu Jiajia: "You know it, but you're still asking."

Wen Liuyan scratched his head: "The way these two get along is really weird!"

Luo Shiyu nodded.

Wen Liuyan put his hands on his waist and said confidently, "In such a good atmosphere, let me cook!"

Luo Shiyu was startled and went over to pull Yan Xi's sleeve.

Yan Xi: "What's wrong? Xiaobao."

"Daxi, come and cook!"

Yan Xi was a little embarrassed: "But, Wen Liuyan seems to be very interested."

Luo Shiyu shook his head frantically.

Yu Jiajia laughed and said, "Pfft! Can't you eat what that guy cooks?"

Another frantic nod.

Yu Jiajia: "Does Wen Liuyan know that you're evaluating his cooking skills like this?"

Luo Shiyu shook his head.

"That's easy." Yu Jiajia cleared her throat and shouted to Wen Liuyan, "Wang Xiaobao said your cooking wasn't tasty!"

Luo Shiyu hurriedly covered his mouth.

[Ahhh! I really want to smash his mouth! Mute medicine! Give him the best mute medicine!]

It was too late. Wen Liuyan heard everything and asked with a depressed look on his face, "Is it really that unpalatable?"

Luo Shiyu shook his head and wrote on the paper.

"It's not bad. Yu Jiajia just said she wants to try your cooking."

Yu Jiajia immediately retorted: "I didn't..."

"Really?"

Meeting Wen Liuyan's sincere gaze, he instantly changed his tone: "Really, really."

[Hmph, it’s your own fault. 】