The school beauty is my military advisor, and the target of my strategy is herself.
Chapter 5: Analysis of the Love Life of the Dog-Headed Military Advisor
Just after the two left.
Su Mo didn't feel very hungry, and there were people around looking at him from time to time.
I feel inexplicably uneasy.
He quickly sent a message to Zhang Chao and returned to the dormitory alone.
In dormitory 204.
Su Mo looked at her WeChat friend 'Weifeng Yuzhiyue' on her phone, and her heart was inevitably filled with emotion.
"I can't believe it, I actually added Senior Su Zhiyue's WeChat."
"That's Senior Sister Su, the most beautiful girl on campus at Jiang University, a goddess-like figure! I actually have her WeChat. Unbelievable, unbelievable..."
"It's true, it really is true that high school life is tight, but college life is great~"
Su Mo couldn't help but laugh foolishly.
"Wait... am I a bit like a pervert and a dog-licker..."
Su Mo coughed, forced herself to return to normal, and said solemnly: "She is just the campus beauty of Jiang University, just an ordinary girl~"
Subsequently.
He opened the military advisor's chat box and was bombarded with messages.
"Military advisor, speak!"
"9527~"
"Private Advisor, step out—"
Drop drop…
After a while, the military advisor replied: "I just finished my work. What's the matter?"
"I'm coming."
"9527, here!"
"arrive--"
After confirming it with my eyes, it was indeed a familiar smell.
In Su Mo's opinion.
The best relationship he could have with Senior Sister Su was as good friends.
As for lovers and girlfriends, Su Mo seems to be afraid to think about them now.
But it’s different with a military advisor.
The best relationship they have is that of half-brothers.
Comrades who lean on each other, and an ironclad gay relationship (ps: The premise is that the military advisor is a man.)
Although, Su Mo had always suspected privately that the military advisor might be a crooked person.
However, there was basically no doubt about the military advisor's male identity.
Even though the military advisor has said more than once that she might, perhaps, probably, be a woman.
Sometimes, the two of them would argue with each other.
The military advisor pretended to be a goddess with fair skin, beautiful face and long legs.
Su Mo: "Do you think I believe it?"
Military Advisor: "Believe it or not."
"I really don't believe it."
"gun—"
Thinking of the previous chat history, Su Mo couldn't help laughing and replied a message.
"Military Advisor, you won't believe what I did today."
The military advisor replied: "Haha, it won't be like the cliché plot in some melodramatic idol dramas, will it?"
"That's right, School Beauty Su suddenly ran into trouble, and then, you happened to be by her side. And, you intervened for justice, helping her solve the problem like a hero saving a beautiful girl."
"Afterwards, she was deeply moved and finally decided to marry him..."
"The end of the story, School Beauty Su: Damn it~ From now on I am yours~"
"I'll go, I'll go, don't do it." Su Mo quickly replied: "Can you be serious???"
"What are you doing, hey hey."
"That's not the case. Well, you guessed it a little bit."
"The situation is indeed a bit like what you said."
"Senior Su ran into some trouble in the cafeteria just now. I happened to be right next to her and wanted to help, but it feels like I didn't do much."
"Busy, it's not like I didn't help, and it's not like I was busy. On the contrary, in the end, I had a strange feeling that I was protected by Senior Sister Su."
"Military Advisor, don't you think it's strange?"
at this time.
After finishing her work, Su Zhiyue returned to the dormitory and was lying on the bed.
She looked at the messages that kept coming into the chat box, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, and she smiled from time to time.
"Idiot~" Su Zhiyue secretly complained in her heart, then she calmed down and prepared to reply.
"Okay, I understand."
"Next, let your love strategist, the little love genius, analyze it for you."
"First of all, your senior sister Su definitely doesn't hate you. Besides, when she encountered difficulties, let's not talk about whether you helped her or not."
"Just the thought of wanting to help has already left a good impression on her. At least it shows that you are a good person."
"Stop, stop, stop..."
Su Mo sent an urgent message, defending himself: "Forget about the nice guy card, delete the last sentence or change it."
Military Advisor: "OK, at least it shows that you are a human being."
Su Mo: "..."
"Military Advisor, can you still give me a good analysis? Don't forget, you promised me."
"How dare you talk to the military advisor? Do you still want to hear the analysis?"
(With a threatening expression—(◣д◢)—)
"Ok ok, I was wrong, Brother Military Advisor." Su Mo smiled helplessly and replied silently: "Go on!"
"For the full analysis, please v me fifty to unlock the subsequent analysis."
Su Mo: "Get lost! I don't have any money, but I want my life."
Military Advisor: "You, didn't even give me fifty dollars, 嘤嘤嘤..."
"That's gross, man."
Su Mo transferred fifty: "I can't stand it anymore, take it away..."
Military advisor, please reply with emoticons as soon as possible (Thank you, boss).
With the classic reply: "Thank you, boss, you are so generous. I wish you will never die, hehe~"
"What about analysis?"
"Hurry up, it's urgent."
Military Advisor: "OK, congratulations, boss, you have successfully unlocked the follow-up analysis."
"Where was I going? Oh, oh, oh...your senior sister Su, at least, doesn't dislike you. She even has some good feelings towards you. So, in this regard, you have a chance."
"Really?" Su Mo was a little bit unbelieving.
Military Advisor: "Of course, you still don't believe me?"
"I believe it, I believe it." Su Mo replied superficially.
What I really think is that I believe you are a big shot.
Military Advisor: "I am very happy about your trust. As for what you said at the end, you felt like you were protected by Senior Sister Su."
"The military advisor's comment on this is: You bastard, from now on I belong to you, Senior Sister Su!"
"Hahahahaha..."
"That's it, what kind of analysis is that?"
Su Mo's face froze, and he typed a reply: "Military Advisor, you're making fun of me again, aren't you? RnM, give me back, give me back~"
Military Advisor: "Sorry, the money has been received and will not be returned. Retreat, retreat~"
"Fifty is already in hand, raise your hands, I'm not sorry, but buddy, you still have to practice."
After leaving this sentence.
The military advisor is offline quickly.
Su Mo was puzzled by this?
"No, man."
At this time, the female dormitory is 204.
"Yeah! Finally, it's my turn to control you."
Su Zhiyue raised her cell phone, cheering with joy and a look of pride on her face.
Think back to the past.
When playing games, Su Mo set many traps for her.
Just like the two of them playing CS before.
Su Mo: "Military Advisor, I've spotted the enemy's eco. It's at B1. Go get it."
When she was excited and ready to transform into an eco special forces soldier.
A stun gun, an AK47, and an AWP were all pointed at her head at the same time.
Su Zhiyue:???
"Ah~"
With a scream, the character controlled by Su Zhiyue twitched on the spot, and neither the man nor the gun was there.
Game report: The enemy used an electric shock device to shock your teammates.
"Bastard~" the military advisor was furious.
Su Mo laughed at this and said, "Brother, it's just for tricking."
"As the saying goes, brothers talk about their brothers' affairs, and I don't care if my brothers get into trouble."
"Being brothers is in our hearts. If something goes wrong, I can't get through on the phone..."
This was just one of the many things Su Mo had done to trick her.
In this regard.
Su Zhiyue said that she had been holding a grudge for a long time and she really wanted to "take revenge".
She silently swore that she would be a 'dark bad woman' towards Su Mo in the future.
Of course, it's limited to the Internet.
In reality, it is limited by family and some other reasons.
This gave her a sense of contrast between reality and the Internet.
"Zhiyue, what are you laughing at?"
Lin Yu pushed open the door and as soon as he entered the dormitory, he saw Su Zhiyue making a lot of noise on the bed.
The whole person was very excited.
like what?
Like a crazy little bunny.
"Yuyu, you're back"
Su Zhiyue quickly stopped talking and said calmly, "Nothing, I just saw a super funny video."
"real or fake?"
Lin Yu certainly didn't believe it, but still pretended to be confused and asked, "What funny video?"
"Uh uh..."
Su Zhiyue thought for a moment and blurted out: "Happy New Year to you, yellow banana!"
"Don't pretend, Zhiyue, I know it, it must be the dream of that billion-dollar girl again."
"I finally figured it out."
"Ever since you met him and started liking playing games with him, you've changed completely."
"Look at you, you're no longer the cool campus goddess you once were."
"No way! That's not the case."
Su Zhiyue pouted her pink lips and said stubbornly, "Actually, I can still pretend and be cool on campus."
"Forget it."
Lin Yu complained, "You can't pretend anymore. You've become a silly campus girl now."
"No."
"Yes."
"Don't admit it, Zhiyue, you've already become the 'dream of a billion girls'."
After hearing this, Su Zhiyue blushed and retorted, "I didn't."
"Do not believe."
Lin Yu also pretended to be coquettish: "I don't have any~~"
"So disgusting~ah~"
Su Zhiyue shuddered, shook her head, and quickly begged for mercy and said coquettishly: "Yuyu, I admit defeat~"
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