The school beauty is my military advisor, and the target of my strategy is herself.
Chapter 37: Su Mo, the Cheating Father
"????" Su Zhiyue suddenly jumped up from the bed.
She looked at the message on her phone in a panic, her face flushed slightly.
Miss me!
Junior~
What are you doing, junior?
Are you teasing me?
Damn~
Before, I was the one who teased my junior, so what’s going on now?
The offensive and defensive dynamics are different.
But the feeling of being teased by my junior is not bad!
I'm a little happy, what's going on.
Su Zhiyue tilted her head in delight, thought for a moment, and then sent a message: "Junior, do you really want to imagine it? I don't believe it, unless..."
"Unless what?"
Su Mo replied silently: "Senior sister, you go ahead."
Senior: "Hehe~ Important things should be said three times. You only said it once, you need to say it twice."
Twice?
Su Mo was helpless. Senior sister, is this a way to save face?
He typed slowly: "Senior sister, I miss you, I miss you!"
The senior student pouted and replied with some dissatisfaction: "No, no... It's too perfunctory. I want to listen. I miss you, senior student~"
what happened?
What's going on? It's so shameful...
Su Mo smiled shyly, shook her head, and hesitated for a moment.
Still sent it out.
"Senior, I missed you."
"Senior, I miss you~"
"Hmph~ Got it~" Su Zhiyue finally nodded in satisfaction and replied with a sentence.
"Received, Junior~~"
Subsequently.
She smiled playfully and sent an emoticon: "Bo~Bounce~~"
"Hehehe...senpai is really good at playing."
Su Mo was completely amused by the senior's little trick, and felt ecstatic inside.
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.
Strange!
Why do people in Jiangda say that Senior Sister Su Zhiyue is so cold?
Where's the coolness?!
Senior, this is really too cute.
Boo boo boo... This little rebound trick hit Su Mo's heart directly.
It made him feel as if he was floating in the air, completely immersed in it.
It turns out that this happiness comes from the heart.
It really makes people laugh out loud.
"Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose……"
Doorstep.
"What's that sound?" Grandpa looked up and heard the goose crying. He asked in confusion, "Did the big goose run away?"
"Dad, what's going on? It's your grandson who's gone crazy."
Su Qishan walked in and saw Su Mo staring at her phone at the dinner table with a silly expression on her face.
He was a little confused: "What good thing is this brat planning now?"
at this time.
Li Ping also ran over and prepared to clear the table.
She also noticed that something was going on. It seemed like her son had encountered something happy.
"What are you laughing at? What makes you so happy?"
"Ah, I'm not laughing at anything." Su Mo quickly controlled his expression and pretended to be serious.
"Are you still pretending with me?"
Li Ping pinched Su Mo's face and asked, "Don't pretend. How much do you weigh? I know you're really good. I know what you're holding back when you lift your butt."
"Are you in a relationship at university? Or have you met a female classmate you like?"
"Tell me about it, I'll give you some advice." Li Ping also had an expression of anticipation.
"Look where this girl is from, and see if she's pretty..."
"Uh..." Su Mo was stunned.
He didn't expect that what his mother said was right, and every guess was correct.
say?
I like Senior Sister Su, and there’s nothing to be embarrassed about saying it.
Wait...let's just forget it!
After all, the senior student hasn’t caught up yet.
No champagne at halftime.
or.
It’s better to wait until you have successfully confessed your feelings before telling them.
Okay, that's it.
For now, just laugh it off and get away with it.
"No, Mom, you're overthinking it."
"How can I possibly fall in love in college? Even dogs don't even talk about love."
(Su Mo's inner thoughts: Woof woof woof...)
"You know, I have no experience with this kind of thing."
Done.
Su Mo saw that her mother was still staring at her, as if she didn't believe it at all.
He quickly changed the subject.
"Oh, Mom, there's something I forgot to tell you."
"The day before I left for school, while packing my luggage, I unexpectedly saw some extra money in the corner of our closet, behind the TV, and in an old shoebox..."
"Mom, do you know what's going on?"
Talking and talking.
Su Mo's eyes would occasionally glance at his father Su Qishan who was standing at the door.
In this look.
Three parts deliberate and seven parts careless.
Su Qishan naturally heard what Su Mo just said.
He was about to eat his son's melon, but as he listened, his heart suddenly tightened.
No, it's bad.
You little bastard, come at me.
Su Qishan saw Li Ping's expression suddenly change and rushed towards him aggressively.
Sent……
He couldn't help but take a step back, and then, after thinking for a while, he stood still.
Wait...if I run away, my crotch will be filled with mud, which will be shit if not shit...
Although, these were indeed his own hidden pocket money.
But, just don't admit it.
Even if the king of heaven comes, he will be bitten to death. No, I don’t know. It has nothing to do with me.
Look at your wife, what else can she say about you? The worst that can happen is that you can just hand it over to the government.
Anyway, it should have been handed in.
"Old Su, tell me, what's going on?" Li Ping looked at him sharply and asked coldly.
“Actually, I don’t know…”
Su Qishan waved his hand, choosing to avoid looking at each other, and spoke in a slow tone.
"It really isn't me. Look at me, where do I get any money? I hand over my salary every month. It really can't be me."
"Besides you, the only rich people in our family are that brat Su Mo. How could I possibly have..."
Li Ping thought about it and felt that what he said was indeed correct. She replied, "What you said makes sense. So whose is it?"
"Is it haunted?!"
Su Qishan was stunned for a moment, and quickly retorted: "Stop it, after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a spirit."
Li Ping shook her head, puzzled: "That's strange."
Just as Su Qishan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he would soon get through it.
Su Mo's two sentences immediately broke the silence.
"Mom, what do you mean by hiding money? You and I have money, so we naturally don't need to hide it. Only people who are short of money should need to hide it..."
"Who in our family is always short of money? I need to buy cigarettes and drink alcohol. Oh, actually, I'm just saying it casually..."
"It's not directed at anyone..."
Done.
Su Mo glanced at his father Su Qishan with a smile.
Are you right?
In this regard, Su Qishan: 6
You little bastard, you’re such a bummer to have a dad.
Su Mo: Same here...
I'm cheating on my father, and you're forgetting my son.
It's a tie.
"Old Su, you're questioning me again, right?"
Li Ping screamed, pinched Su Qishan's ear, and said angrily: "I still trust you so much, is the pocket money I give you every month not enough?"
"Why do you have to hide your private money? What do you want to do?"
"Smoking, drinking, and perming your hair, which one are you?"
"Or, let's see which girl sings and dances..."
"You're going to die! Lao Su, I know it's a man's nature. He's lustful and there's no hiding it."
"Ah, ah, ah..." Su Qishan dodged and quickly protested: "I admit that I smoke and drink, but most of the time, it's all for social occasions."
"Forget about the perm, that's Brother Qian."
"As for the true nature of men, I have to have a good talk with you about it. I'm really not good at this."
Li Ping snorted and said disdainfully, "What good is a man if he's not lustful?"
"What's good? How would I know?" Su Qishan didn't know what to say for a moment.
Su Mo silently answered for his father in his heart.
What's good about being a man?
Good are you!
In the end, Su Qishan couldn't bear it anymore and chose to confess and tell the truth.
For a while.
All his private savings were destroyed.
Su Mo's report was meritorious, so he naturally received a reward from his mother.
After mom left.
Su Mo walked forward and looked at his extremely lonely father.
He also chuckled: "Dad, I just suddenly got the money from Mom's award. Do you know what happened?"
"You little bastard, just go and cheat your father."
Su Qishan glared at Su Mo and said, "Remember to give your father some of that money."
"Fifty-fifty?" Su Mo suggested.
Su Qishan shook his head and said angrily: "Bullshit, your mother rewarded you with all my money, 80% to 20%, I'm 80%, you're 20%."
Su Mo took a breath and slowly replied, "Dad, it's over. If you continue like this, I'll just split it 90-1 and I'll split it 90..."
"How dare you! I'm not your father anymore."
After a debate.
"30/70, that's my bottom line."
"Me, Seven?" Su Qishan asked tentatively.
Su Mo nodded: "That's quite nice, Dad, you're so stupid, look at me, I think of you in everything."
"Okay, okay, you're still a bit filial."
"I know."
"Wait... this is all my money, brat."
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