The school beauty is my military advisor, and the target of my strategy is herself.
Chapter 1 Military Advisor Sister Does Not Go to the Battlefield
"Su Mo, let's just break up!"
"I think we are really, really... incompatible."
Looking at the girl in front of him, Su Mo was a little confused at this moment.
As per usual.
He still tried to persuade her, "Why? I'm just asking, can we not break up?"
"Haha, I'll give you a word."
"What word?"
"roll!"
After saying that, she raised a glass of water and poured it directly on Su Mo's face.
"I'm so unlucky to be in a relationship with someone like you."
"Besides being handsome, what other advantages do you have? Why would you want a girlfriend? You should just go with Yugi!"
"I see you're just like a little brat who wants to celebrate every day."
"What do you mean?"
"As long as your IQ is low, every day is Children's Day."
Done.
The girl glanced at Su Mo with disdain, wiped her hands, and left without looking back.
"no!"
Su Mo shook his head and sighed, "This is the third one, why is it still the same ending?"
Then, something seemed to come to mind.
He took out his phone and couldn't help but complain: "What military advisor? Damn, you are really unreliable."
next moment.
He sent several messages on his phone to a person with the note "Love Advisor".
drop!
Drip!
Drop drop!
"Heh! Military advisor? Dog head!"
"What the hell are you teaching me? I was so out of my mind that I believed you."
"As expected, the things in the game are really unreliable."
"Don't worry if you're sick, just drink plenty of hot water, that's all."
"Also, are you sure it's really right for me to turn the table as soon as my girlfriend's bestie picks up some food, without having to tell her?"
"One is yellow and the other is yellow. You are really something."
drop!
The military advisor replied immediately: "Have you sent it? Zundu fake du?"
Su Mo: "Of course!"
Military Advisor Reply: (??)
At the same time, here is an emoticon of a kitten scratching its head.
Su Mo: (??)
Also attached is an emoticon of a puppy rolling around.
"Then what do you think we should do?"
"How should I know?" Su Mo curled her lips and typed a reply: "Anyway, you have to be responsible."
"How am I responsible?"
"No matter what, you have to take responsibility."
"Responsible? Then why don't I just compensate you?"
"No! Disgusted!"
"Damn it! How dare you despise me!!!" (Kitten pounded the wall, bang bang bang!)
Military advisor, replied several times in a row.
"No, you're really not afraid that I'm a peerless beauty. What if?"
"What if I have fair skin, beautiful looks, long legs, and a goddess vibe?"
"Then you, what you just said, is a huge loss, go and regret it!"
Su Mo smiled and typed a reply.
"You said one in a million, but I'd rather believe in the nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine percent chance..."
"Also, don't pretend, we're all brothers!"
"You're just playing as a farmer, playing as a Bull Demon and Dian Wei every day, and your mind is full of big horn bulls charging forward and going completely crazy."
"Is this something normal girls should do?"
"Let's not talk about farming anymore. Let's just say that every time we play CS, you always hide in a dark corner, playing with a stun gun, acting like a boss, and just ambush people."
"besides…"
“Stop, stop, stop…” The military advisor begged for mercy: “Oh, oh, oh, I won’t say anymore. Gege, I was wrong.”
Su Mo: "Damn it, look at the sword!"
Seeing that the conversation seemed to be getting into trouble, the military advisor thought for a moment and quickly changed the subject.
"By the way, I remember you said that you would start college the day after tomorrow?"
"When we get to college, I, as your love advisor, will naturally help you and secretly guide you on your love journey."
Su Mo quickly refused: "There's no need to be afraid."
"No, you can't refuse!"
"I remember we talked about it before, and it seems that the major you chose was also computer science!"
"Wait, I forgot to ask, which university did you apply to?"
"Jiangcheng University."
"Jiangcheng University in Hu Province?!"
"Correct."
...
at this time.
Jiangcheng University.
Sophomore year, female dormitory 204.
"Is it such a coincidence?"
Su Zhiyue pouted and stared at the words "Jiangcheng University" on the phone screen, a little dazed.
"Junior?! In the same major, anyway."
"Wait... doesn't that mean we can see him during the freshman orientation in two days?"
"Ah! It's over."
Su Zhiyue grabbed the pillow and covered herself with it. Her fair and delicate cheeks were stained with a blush as she muttered, "Meeting online friends is so socially awkward."
Thinking back to myself before, I was a bit unscrupulous because I didn’t know anyone on the Internet.
Slightly... should be considered, a little bit, or maybe it's a little below the bottom line.
Including, but not limited to, pretending to be an internet male god late at night, being unable to lead girls and being beaten to death, pretending to be an internet goddess and begging for help, and all kinds of crying.
In order to get a few points, even my voice became a little hoarse...
In short, I love points, but I'm also bad at it and love to play (ps, a little pretentious.)
However, can we call it pretending to be a beauty? It should be called the pink modification of a beautiful girl.
Of course, the most important thing.
Or as Su Mo's best friend in the game, someone who considers himself a "good brother" or "good buddy", he guides him in the maze of love.
Although the results were always a little unexpected, Su Zhiyue believed that she had tried her best.
After all, she had never been in love.
But even if I haven’t eaten pork, I’ve definitely seen a pig run. That doesn’t affect my unique insights at all.
As the saying goes, military advisors don't go to the battlefield.
Oh no, I am so excited online, but in real life, I am timid.
Su Zhiyue had a slight headache.
However, I was also somewhat relieved that I had played with him for so long and my identity had not been exposed.
She even used a voice changer to change her voice.
There are all kinds of loli, mature women, uncles and kids. It can be said that there is everything.
Su Zhiyue has a good friend on the phone, this gaming buddy whom she has known for more than half a year.
The only information she knew about him was that he had the same last name as her, Su.
As for the reasons for understanding.
There was one time when I was playing games with him and I heard someone calling him "Brother Su" or something like that.
In addition, there is also his silly game name - The Dream of One Billion Girls.
Of course, you can learn a lot more through gaming, including various operating habits and gaming hobbies.
It can be said that he knows it like the back of his hand.
Man, in this game, you are under my control.
Thinking about it.
"Hehe~" Su Zhiyue couldn't help laughing.
I couldn't sleep at all, and was jumping back and forth on the bed like a rabbit.
Goddess? Just a crazy woman.
"What are you laughing at, Zhiyue?" Roommate Lin Yu looked at Su Zhiyue's movements and asked in confusion, "What good news did you get on your phone? You've been grinning like crazy for a while."
At this moment, on the bed opposite her, her roommate Han Li looked at her with a look of excitement and jokingly said, "Could it be that our school beauty Su has a crush on someone?"
"No, don't talk nonsense."
Su Zhiyue hid her phone, clenched her hands, and explained in a panic: "It's not what you think. We are just normal game friends."
"Game friends?" Han Li thought for a moment, then burst out laughing and jokingly said, "I get it. It's the dream of a billion girls, right?"
Su Zhiyue nodded.
"By the way, Zhiyue, have you met before?" Lin Yu asked with concern, "Or are we just gaming friends?"
As Su Zhiyue’s good friend.
She has always been curious about this mysterious gaming friend.
"No, no... I've met him." Su Zhiyue shook her head and whispered, "Just game friends."
"By the way, Zhiyue."
Han Li suddenly became serious and reminded, "As the campus beauty of Jiangcheng University, you can't be deceived by a gaming friend you've never even met."
"As the saying goes, online dating is not advisable, and you must be cautious when using the Internet."
In response, Lin Yu and other roommates nodded in agreement.
Other roommates couldn't help but joke, "The name of the game is called 'One Billion Girls' Dreams'. Either he's really a handsome guy, or maybe he's a big, toe-picking guy..."
"Of course, I feel the latter is more likely."
"Seconded."
"Second plus one."
"Not at all."
Su Zhiyue shook her head silently and couldn't help but defend herself: "From the sound of his voice, he seems quite sunny and cheerful, maybe even a little silly."
After all, someone might have listened to all her bad ideas about love.
I don’t know what came to mind.
Su Zhiyue secretly found Lin Yu and asked in a low voice: "Yuyu, can I also attend the orientation for our major?"
"Of course." Lin Yu was naturally happy about this, as he had the beautiful Su Zhiyue by his side.
This year, their computer department can once again become famous among the freshmen.
"Thank you Yuyu, I love you." Su Zhiyue hugged Lin Yu affectionately.
Feeling Su Zhiyue's soft body, Lin Yu suddenly smiled a little wickedly: "Zhiyue, you've grown bigger again."
Then her expression became quite regretful.
At the same time, he said, "I don't know who is so lucky to marry the campus beauty of our Su University."
Su Zhiyue listened, her ears turned red, she patted Lin Yu, pretending to be angry and said: "Yuyu, you are so mean, I will ignore you."
Lin Yu was naturally not afraid, but still pretended to beg for mercy: "I was wrong, I was wrong."
Su Zhiyue rushed over and played with Lin Yu for a while.
However, at this moment, her mind was full of thoughts about welcoming the new students in a few days.
"Guess, can I find you?"
...
Two days later.
Su Mo changed into some fresh clothes, pulled his suitcase, and headed towards Jiangcheng University.
Before leaving, he sent a message to the military advisor.
"School starts today, so I might be a little busy and probably won't have time to play games."
Su Zhiyue: "Got it. I'm also very busy today, so I probably won't have time to play."
Sudden.
Su Mo's brain twitched, and he thought of something and sent another message.
"Tell me, during the orientation today, will I meet a beautiful senior student to help me with my luggage?"
After seeing this message, Su Zhiyue felt inexplicably nervous. Was she doomed and exposed?
How can it be?
Does he know that I'm going to the orientation today?
Wait, that's impossible, I never said that!
After a while, she replied: "I thought of something strange and beautiful, but it's impossible."
Su Mo: "Huh, I can't even think about it." "New author, fresh and cute, thanks for your support"
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