Kill the sadistic male protagonist and become the emperor

The next morning.

Ren Baozhi picked up a willow branch that had been soaked overnight, dipped it in some cleaning powder, and put it in her mouth and chewed it.

Soon the fibers of the willow branches spread in the mouth, and Ren Baozhi continued to chew them. This is how the residents of Wu Zhou brushed their teeth. Oh, by the way, it is called "brushing teeth" here.

At this time, Chen Lanyue, who had wrapped herself like a gift, was about to go out. Her towering auspicious cloud bun was full of various hairpins and hairpins. You squeezed me and I squeezed you, what a lively scene!

Ren Baozhi quickly rinsed her mouth. The ultimate BOSS that she had been thinking about last night finally came to her door. She couldn't miss this opportunity.

Last night she desperately searched for memories related to Chen Lanyue in the original owner's memory, thinking that she could start from Chen Lanyue's interests and hobbies to get closer to her.

Then reality slapped her twice. Chen Lanyue’s first hobby: love of beauty; Chen Lanyue’s second hobby: love of men.

She didn't believe it and searched through the original owner's memories, and finally came to the same conclusions.

Ren Baozhi looked up at the sky in silence, and couldn't help but sigh that the supporting characters in the old romance novels were too miserable. Aren't these characters set up purely to compete with the protagonist for men?

If I have to choose one interest or hobby between loving beauty and loving boys as a starting point to build a closer relationship, Ren Baozhi has no choice but to choose loving beauty.

In fact, she doesn't like to compliment women's appearance, because she knows that the more she compliments someone's appearance, the more attention that person will pay to it.

After all, human energy is limited. The more we focus on appearance, the more we will neglect the cultivation of other abilities.

But I can’t care about so much now. For the sake of the mission, I have to get closer first!

Ren Baozhi smiled and greeted Chen Lanyue: "Sister, you are dressed so beautifully today, are you going out?"

But Chen Lanyue had no intention of paying attention to her. Without even giving her a glance, she walked straight towards the gate.

But Ren Baozhi did not give up. She followed Chen Lanyue and pushed Yaoxia to the side, which attracted Yaoxia's surprised and puzzled look.

She smiled at Yao Xia to show her apology, and then said to Chen Lanyue, "When I saw your stunning beauty just now, I thought she was a fairy from heaven. But after a closer look, I found out that she is actually my sister."

Chen Lanyue cleared her throat awkwardly, but her tone was still full of disdain: "Oh, that's right, but I'm not as haggard and sallow as my sister, like a pickled radish."

Oh, he finally paid attention to me. It seems that this trick really works.

"Sister, what happened yesterday was all my fault," Ren Baozhi pressed on, "Since you are kind and beautiful, please forgive me."

Chen Lanyue snorted, "It's all just sweet talk!"

"Sis, when did you become so unconfident? I'm speaking from the bottom of my heart." Then, Ren Baozhi turned her head and looked at the two servants beside her. "Don't you agree?"

Jiangchun was stunned watching from the side. Didn't the old lady say that the water in her head would dry up overnight? This time it hadn't dried up yet?

But she absolutely couldn't let this matter be known to outsiders, otherwise the aunt would be embarrassed, so she nodded vigorously and agreed: "Auntie is right!"

Yao Xia was Chen Lanyue's personal servant, so naturally he agreed.

Chen Lanyue touched her smooth and fair face and said, "If you have the ability, praise me more. I want to see what else you can praise me with."

After a stick of incense, in the spacious carriage.

Chen Lanyue held her forehead with her hand. She must have been possessed by a demon at that time, as she lost herself in the barrage of praises for the pickled radish.

Originally, Chen Lanyue was only thinking about her father's birthday the day after tomorrow. She went to the West Market to buy some gifts for her father, but for some unknown reason she invited Ren Baozhi to go along with her.

This pickled radish is full of nonsense, but I just fall for it.

Chen Lanyue was filled with resentment, feeling that she had fallen into the trap of pickled radish.

No, I must get my revenge!

She then looked up and down at Ren Baozhi's plain clothes and said sneerfully, "Sister, the way you dress today is even worse than my maid."

Ren Baozhi looked at her exquisite outfit from her hair to her heels, and her mind was full of thoughts: If these clothes and jewelry could be brought back to modern times and sold for money, she couldn't imagine what a lively and cheerful woman she would be at that time.

"Hey, I'm mocking you!" Chen Lanyue was very angry when she saw Ren Baozhi ignoring her.

This kind of appearance attack has no lethality to Ren Baozhi, just like kindergarten kids competing to see whose dad can eat more shit.

"Yue'er's little mouth seems to be covered with honey, so sweet." Ren Baozhi responded to Chen Lanyue with a sweet smile.

Of course Ren Baozhi smiled sweetly. Just now, the system told her that the relationship between her and Chen Lanyue had eased, and now the progress of rewriting her destiny had reached 1%, and she had also obtained 10 points.

Chen Lanyue's pupils trembled, and she pointed at Ren Baozhi tremblingly: "You...I...I'm mocking you, can't you hear it?"

Ren Baozhi held Chen Lanyue's hand. She didn't like people pointing at her. "I can tell, but as long as it's Yue'er, I like it even if it's mocking~"

Chen Lanyue looked at her right hand being held, her eyes widening in shock, "You...you...what are you doing? Are you...coveting my beauty too?"

Ren Baozhi didn't say anything, but just looked at Chen Lanyue with a smile.

"Ahem," Chen Lanyue pulled her hand back, sat up straight, cleared her throat, and then said to Ren Baozhi, "Don't touch me. You're a woman, and you're so shameless!"

She pointed at the clothes she was wearing and showed off: "See? This dress was given to me by a passerby."

Then she pointed to the pearl hairpin on her head and said, "This was given to me by Pighead Three."

"This jade bracelet was given to me by Little Green Tea, and this jade pendant was given to me by White Lotus."

The more Chen Lanyue showed off, the higher her nose lifted. In the end, Ren Baozhi could only stare at her round nostrils and asked, "What are these passersby and little green tea you were talking about just now?"

"Hmph, of course they are all my suitors." As if she felt something was wrong, she added, "They are all my male suitors." She deliberately prolonged the tone of the word "male", fearing that Ren Baozhi might not hear it.

"They all told me that they loved me hopelessly and were willing to give their lives for me." Chen Lanyue finally lowered her dignified chin, looking a little shy.

Ren Baozhi was shocked. Was the love of the ancient people so advanced?

"These people have strange names."

"Of course," Chen Lanyue raised her proud head again, "Don't you think these names are very elegant? I spent a lot of time thinking about them before coming up with them. What do you think?"

Ahead of its time, really too ahead of its time.

Ren Baozhi gave a thumbs-up: "Yue'er's name is quite poetic. I'm sure her suitor must be someone extraordinary."

"That... that's natural." Chen Lanyue's eyes wandered. "Alright, stop asking questions. It's like you've never seen a man before. You ask questions about every little hair of a man. It's really making people laugh."

After saying that, Chen Lanyue closed her eyes and pretended to sleep. Her chattering voice disappeared from the carriage, and suddenly it became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Lu Yao's car was shaking, and soon they both fell asleep.

"Auntie, Auntie, we're here." Yao Xia's voice came from outside the carriage.

Ren Baozhi woke up from a nap, but felt unbearable numbness and soreness in her shoulders. She turned her head and saw Chen Lanyue sleeping with his head resting on her shoulder, with no sign of waking up.

She shook Chen Lanyue gently, but he just hummed, then rubbed against her shoulder and found a comfortable position to continue sleeping.

Ren Baozhi nudged her again and called softly, "Yue'er, wake up, we've arrived at the West Market."

Chen Lanyue then frowned and slowly woke up, but she was still in a daze, with her eyes closed, looking half asleep and half awake.

It takes five blocks to get from Dunyifang to Xishi. The carriage is not going very fast, so it should be enough to sleep for such a long time.

While rubbing her aching shoulders, Ren Baozhi asked, "Didn't you sleep well last night?"

Chen Lanyue yawned and said vaguely, "It's just that I woke up early today."

"But what's the urgent matter?"