Kill the sadistic male protagonist and become the emperor

Ren Baozhi tore off a piece of Hu pancake. The crust was golden and crispy. He took a bite and the flavor of mutton mixed with pepper and fermented black beans bloomed in his mouth.

After swallowing the Hu Bing in her mouth, she said, "I'm in the growth stage now. Besides, I exercise a lot every day. I won't get fat, I'll just get stronger."

Chen Lanyue still disagreed: "Whether you are fat or strong, it doesn't look good. Jiangluo, you are almost reaching the age of marriage, and you are still dark. If you don't care about your image, no one will want you."

Yundu nodded aside: "Anu, what Yue'er said is true, she is doing this for your own good."

She didn't even look up from her bed, she was just observing the bowl of steamed bun soup in front of her.

It turns out that the so-called 馎饦汤 was actually just an ordinary noodle soup, disguised as a person that Ren Baozhi didn't recognize, and took away the little money she had saved with great difficulty.

I still suffered from my lack of education!

"Hey, you're ignoring me again!" Chen Lanyue put down the spoon, pushed the bowl of porridge, and started to act like a spoiled brat.

"What do you mean by 'whether anyone wants me'? It's always been the slaves who worry about whether their masters want them. Have you ever heard of anyone asking a slave if they want their masters? I'm not in a rush to be someone's slave."

"What slaves, what masters? I'm talking about the relationship between a man and a woman."

After this period of contact, Ren Baozhi also discovered that Chen Lanyue and Yundu were normal people in normal times, but every time they kissed a man, they would become furious and lose all consciousness.

She stared at the noodle soup in front of her, thinking about how to say it so that they could understand.

As she watched, her thoughts wandered: Should this steamed bun soup be sour or spicy?

The system said: [Sour tastes good.]

Ren Baozhi was suspicious: "How do you know?"

I love sour food.

‘So that’s it. ’

Ren Baozhi suddenly had an idea and decided to add sour food first and then spicy food after eating half of it!

She scooped a spoonful of the steamed bun soup and said, "Ji Bao, eat first."

The system can only stare blankly.

Chen Lanyue watched Ren Baozhi start to eat the steamed bun soup. She crossed her arms in front of her chest and secretly kicked Ren Baozhi under the table to express her dissatisfaction with being ignored.

Ren Baozhi felt pain and hurriedly stuffed the steamed bun soup into her mouth. Then she rubbed her calf and said, "You are really strong, girl."

"Pfft! Who are you calling strong? I'm so weak." Chen Lanyue said as she scooped up half a spoonful of porridge. She parted her red lips and pretended to swallow it with difficulty. "Look, unlike my sister who has a huge mouth, my cherry-sized mouth can only drink half a spoonful of porridge at a time."

"Also, how can you eat Hu Bing like that? Ladies like us always cut it into small pieces. That's more elegant. And, with a small stomach like mine, I can be full with just a little bit. Unlike you, my sister, you eat so much. It's really scary."

Ren Baozhi said, "My child, you are invincible. I have something to say but I don't know if I should say it or not."

Chen Lanyue's scars had healed and she had forgotten the pain. She had completely forgotten the power of Ren Baozhi's attack: "You tell me."

Ren Baozhi asked sincerely, "If you eat like this, how many days will it take you to produce a pile of poop... a pile of feces?"

The diners who were still eating nearby also chuckled when they heard this.

A few people couldn't help it and laughed out loud, pounding their legs at their desks.

Chen Lanyue was so ashamed that she almost cried. She held Yundu's hand and said, "Auntie, look at her! My sister is bullying me like this and doesn't give me any face at all. I am too embarrassed to see anyone."

Yundu looked at the person curled up in her arms and was extremely shocked. She didn't expect that Chen Lanyue, who had always been sarcastic to her, would be so close to her.

Seeing Chen Lanyue's pitiful appearance, she said to Ren Baozhi, "Anu, we are still outside. You should be more careful with your words."

Ren Baozhi thought about it and agreed. She first observed the people who were eating. Judging from their clothes, they seemed to be nothing she couldn't afford to offend. Then she looked at their figures and saw that they all looked like skinny dogs.

So she raised her voice and asked, "What are you laughing at? Did you laugh just because I told you something?"

The shop suddenly became quiet, a very strange silence; even the sound of dishes and chopsticks colliding disappeared.

Some of the diners were busy eating, some were chatting with their friends, and a few were looking towards Ren Baozhi with unfriendly expressions.

Ren Baozhi looked back with sharp eyes.

The little dogs slammed the table and stood up, picked up their chopsticks and walked over. "Do you know how to write the word 'etiquette'?"

Ren Baozhi didn't stand up, but remained seated calmly. "I see you don't have the concept of 'etiquette' in your hearts, so even if I knew, I'd just pretend I didn't."

The thin dog bent down and broke a pair of chopsticks in his hand, veins popping out on his forehead: "Say it again?"

Ren Baozhi followed suit, casually breaking the chopsticks in front of her desk and looking at Xigou innocently: "Is it difficult? Why are you using so much force?"

Xigou refused to give up, so he asked the other little dogs behind him to pass the chopsticks to him. Today he wanted to let this woman see his strength!

He gritted his teeth: "Ah——"

The chopsticks were unharmed.

He gritted his teeth: "Hey——"

The chopsticks are still strong.

He gritted his teeth three times: "Ah hey——"

Ren Baozhi looked at him, sweating profusely, and took another bite of the Hu pancake. "I see these chopsticks don't even have a scratch on them. What's the matter? Are these chopsticks so precious to you? Are you reluctant to put in the effort?"

Xigou got angry for a moment, and he handed the chopsticks to Ren Baozhi: "Come and try if you have the guts!"

Ren Baozhi looked at the chopsticks covered in grease and saliva with disgust on her face: "A bet?"

The thin dog asked, "What are we betting on?"

"If I break these chopsticks, you must apologize to my sister and compensate me for the chopsticks."

"Alright, if you can't break these chopsticks, you'll have to kneel down and kowtow to us three times and nine times."

"It's a word."

"Anu, don't be impulsive." Yundu shook her head slightly at Ren Baozhi.

Chen Lanyue didn't know when she stopped crying: "Sister, forget it."

Seeing the two men's behavior, the little dog barked excitedly, "Once a word is spoken, it cannot be taken back. Do you still want to regret it?"

"How could that be?" Ren Baozhi took the chopsticks with a clean end and smiled, then lifted the corner of Xigoutoutou's clothes and held the other end of the chopsticks through the cloth.

Just as Xigoutoutou was about to explode, he heard a crisp "crack" and the chopsticks broke.

Ren Baozhi blinked innocently at the tiny dogs: "Oh, it's so hard, my hands aren't even red."

The little dog's pupils trembled: "Impossible, you are just a weak woman, and we are men who can stand tall and proud!"

Ren Baozhi rolled her eyes and said, "You're so powerful, why don't you let the chopsticks get some minor injuries?"

The thin dog fell to the ground in anger: "Women... How is it possible... How can a woman... have such great strength..."

He convulsed all over and foamed at the mouth: "No... this is not true, tell me, this... this is not true..."