The Ultimate Borer

"Ding dong!"

"Who is it?"

As Fang Mu rang the doorbell, an old but lovely voice came from inside the house. The other party was wearing slippers and there was a sound of hurried footsteps.

"Hello there!"

"boom!"

As soon as Fang Mu said hello, Grandpa immediately closed the door and then said to Fang Mu outside.

"I don't buy insurance, and I don't buy Pork Xishi's phone number. Please don't come here again. I'm afraid my mother will misunderstand!"

Grandpa was talking nonsense in a serious tone. He was quite wary of strangers.

"Grandpa, you misunderstood. I'm Xia Tian's friend. I came here to play with Xia Tian!"

Fang Mu knew that Xia Tian wanted to buy a guitar, but because of Brother Xiong, he didn't dare tell her. He could only work in Dead Dad's Old Butt Bar to earn money, hoping to own a guitar of his own.

Therefore, three days ago, Fang Mu told Xia Tian through an intermediary that he had a part-time job in a musical instrument store. Not only was the salary very good, but he could also use musical instruments during working hours. Xia Tian was very attracted by this job, so Fang Mu agreed to come to him today to discuss it in detail.

"He's here!"

Xia Tian was watching TV in the house. When he heard Fang Mu's voice, he immediately ran over barefoot.

"Grandpa, you're my friend!"

Xia Tian said to Grandpa with some anger, you can't turn away guests no matter what.

"Who says he's not a woman? He doesn't have an S-shaped figure!"

Grandpa said this mischievously, and then he heard his favorite cartoon about to be played on TV, and immediately ran into the house cheering.

"You must be Fang Mu, please come in! I didn't expect you to come so early!"

Xia Tian invited Fang Mu in with an embarrassed look on his face. Fang Mu said it was okay and handed the gift in his hand to Xia Tian.

The gifts Fang Mu prepared were ordinary but very much liked by Grandpa: bubble tea and pizza, a guitar sheet, sunscreen and skin care products for Xiong Ge and Xia Mei, and a stack of supermarket discount coupons for Xia Yu.

"You're so polite! These pizzas and milk tea look delicious!"

The sharp-eyed grandpa was watching cartoons one second, and the next second he looked at the pizza and milk tea in Xia Tian's hand and said shyly.

“I wonder who will end up drinking this milk tea. I’m so curious!”

Of course Fang Mu knew that Grandpa wanted what Xia Tian was holding, so he generously handed the pizza and milk tea to Grandpa, and then said to him.

"It's our first meeting, and I didn't know what to buy, so I just bought some food at the convenience store. I hope you don't mind!"

"Don't dislike it, don't dislike it!"

Grandpa quickly took the milk tea and pizza, put them on the table and started eating with a satisfied smile on his face.

"I didn't expect you to have such small breasts, but you're actually quite polite. Come on, come on, sit anywhere you want!"

Grandpa generously gave up half of the sofa and motioned Fang Mu to sit down. Fang Mu did not refuse and continued to introduce other gifts.

"Hey!"

Fang Mu mouthed the music to Xia Tian and quietly handed the guitar sheet in his hand to Xia Tian. Xia Tian looked at the guitar sheet in Fang Mu's hand in surprise and quickly stuffed it into his clothes to hide it.

"Um... Grandpa, let me go get Fang Mu a glass of water!"

Xia Tian was very touched, but also very panicked. If this guitar sheet appeared in front of Brother Xiong, it might cause a storm. He needed to hide it before Brother Xiong came back.

"go Go!"

Grandpa's attention was all on pizza, milk tea and cartoons at this time, and he didn't notice Xia Tian's unusual behavior at all.

"Wow, who's so generous as to order pizza so early in the morning?"

A lazy female voice came from upstairs, and a girl in a shoulder-baring dress came down in slippers. She had sleepy eyes and messy hair, and looked like she had just woken up.

"Wow, there's a handsome guy!"

Xia Mei caught a quick glimpse of Fang Mu sitting on the sofa on the stairs, and immediately called out to Xia Tian, ​​who was hiding the guitar sheet music in the room upstairs, to come down.

"Hey bro, hurry up and bring me my makeup bag!"

After Xia Tian left the room, he immediately ran into Xia Mei's room and rummaged through her makeup bag.

"Xia Mei, what are you making such a fuss about so early in the morning? I just got back from the night shift yesterday!"

Xia Yu was wearing pajamas and was woken up by Xia Mei's infatuated voice. He opened the door of the room and shouted at Xia Mei on the stairs in annoyance.

"None of your business, snob! We finally have a handsome guy in our family, so I have to dress up nicely!"

Xia Mei, who likes to argue with Xia Yu, immediately retorted. After Xia Tian took the makeup bag, she quickly opened it and put on makeup again.

"Are there guests?"

A gleam flashed in Xia Yu's eyes, realizing that there was an opportunity to take advantage. He immediately changed his clothes and hurried downstairs. When guests came, it meant he had to bring gifts. If the other party gave him something useful, his family could use it directly. If the other party gave him something that his family could not use, he would have to protect it first to prevent it from being damaged by the two reckless people, Xia Tian and Xia Mei. This way, he could use it when giving gifts to other people's homes in the future.

"Fang Mu, let me introduce you. This is my brother Xia Yu, and the beautiful girl next to him is my sister Xia Mei!"

" hello!"

Xia Yu greeted them, but his eyes kept moving on the gifts on the table. He could easily recognize the cosmetics, but there was a small box that he couldn't guess what was inside.

"Hello, handsome!"

Xia Mei blinked her eyes and kept flirting with Fang Mu, while Fang Mu kept smiling politely.

"Don't worry about them. These three are the troublemakers in my family. Their mom left them home with me. It's simply elder abuse!"

"Grandpa, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Xia Mei quickly picked up a piece of pizza and stuffed it into Grandpa's mouth. She didn't want this handsome guy to have a bad impression of her.

"It's okay, I know Grandpa was just joking!"

Fang Mu gave the gifts on the table to everyone one by one. When Xia Yu saw a stack of shopping coupons in the box, he smiled with satisfaction. With these things, he could go to the supermarket to buy some discounted goods, and Brother Xiong would feel more relaxed.

"Hey, snob, these cosmetics are all high-end products!"

Xia Mei looked at Fang Mu chatting with Xia Tian and whispered to Xia Yu that these two people might not be very strong in combat, but they had strong intuition when analyzing other people.

"And this person seems to know our preferences very well, and the things he gave us are exactly what we want."

After being reminded by Xia Mei, Xia Yu also realized that the gift given by the other party seemed to be just right. He even knew the niche information such as Grandpa liked milk tea and pizza. It seemed that the other party came prepared.

"Forget it, let's wait and see. Maybe Xia Tian told him!"

"Bullshit! Even if you tell him again, he won't know that you like shopping vouchers!"

Xia Mei pulled Xia Yu's clothes. As the only person in the Xia family who could control her own spirit, she was very sensitive to Fang Mu's ultimate termite body and subconsciously developed a rejection mentality.

"What can we do? We've already accepted the gift. Let's see what he's going to do."

The two people were whispering, and at this moment Fang Mu and Xia Tian were also quietly discussing part-time jobs in the musical instrument store. Xia Tian seemed very interested.

After chatting for a while, a hot middle-aged woman pushed the door and entered the room. Brother Xiong saw the gift on the table at a glance and questioned Xia Mei angrily.

"Xia Mei, what did you secretly spend money on again?"

"No, my dear mother, these things were brought here by my friend!"

Xia Mei pointed at Fang Mu who was sitting on the sofa, and at this moment Fang Mu also stood up and bowed to Brother Xiong.

"Hello, Auntie. Nice to meet you. Sorry to bother you!"

Only then did Brother Xiong notice that there was a stranger in the house. He immediately nodded embarrassedly to Fang Mu, and then invited the other party to sit down.

"Hey, just come here, why did you buy so many things?"

Brother Xiong used a tone that seemed to be blaming, but his eyes, like Xia Mei's, were looking at the cosmetics on the table. As a normal woman, she also loved beauty, but because she had to raise three children and her father alone, she had to spend more time on work and more of her salary on family living expenses, so she didn't have much spare money to buy cosmetics.

"It's okay, it's just a little token of my appreciation, please don't be disgusted!"

Fang Mu handed the sunscreen to Brother Xiong, and the table was finally empty at this moment, leaving only the pizza box and empty milk tea cup left by grandpa.

Seeing that more and more people were coming to the house, Fang Mu knew that he could not reach an agreement with Xia Tian about the part-time job, so he took the opportunity to invite Xia Tian to go out together. Xia Tian also knew that Brother Xiong was at home and she could not talk about anything about music, and since Fang Mu took the initiative to invite her, she followed Fang Mu out of the house.