Water bears at the beginning, wet bone forest eating old people

At three o'clock in the morning, all the lights in Konoha Village had been extinguished.

Gu Zang hummed an unknown tune and strolled back to Senju's house in eight steps.

But he saw a worried figure standing at the door.

"Hey~ Tsunade-chan, it's so late, who are you waiting for~"

Gu Zang crawled over and said hello.

Tsunade rolled her eyes at Gu Zang in annoyance and said, "Don't you know who you are waiting for?"

Although Gu Zang seemed very relaxed, Tsunade still took two steps forward and squatted down beside Gu Zang.

"Mr. Gu Zang, let me help you check your body."

"?"

Although Gu Zang didn't want to think too much about it, he really didn't want to think too much about it.

"You had so much fun playing with Second Grandpa...you must have gotten hurt quite a bit."

Tsunade felt a little distressed. Gu Zang could be considered her super dad. After Hashirama Senju's death, Gu Zang was the one who accompanied Tsunade most of the time. Except for occasionally sending his ninjas to check on the threat posed by Gu Zang, Tobirama Senju basically let him go.

"It's okay, it's okay~ I told you it was just for fun~ And you underestimated me too much. Tobirama was just fighting me back and forth, but I was just bigger, so he poked me a few more times~"

Gu Zang waved his hands, his hands were soft but his mouth was tough.

"How is that possible! I clearly saw Second Grandpa about to...stab you in the head..."

Tsunade's voice became lower and lower, and in the end, she felt that Senju Tobirama was going a little too far.

Tsunade couldn't let Gu Zang go in like that, so she insisted on using the Palm Fairy Technique on Gu Zang.

Through Gu Zang's body, Tsunade immediately discovered the surging chakra in this body. The amount was so huge that Tsunade felt like a sailboat in the huge waves, which would be overturned at any time.

After a moment of stunned silence, Tsunade finally realized that she was going to have a physical examination.

So they immediately began to examine Gu Zang's body surface and internal organs.

However, the injuries on Gu Zang's body were like mirages. The wounds seen on the back mountain had all disappeared. Although Tsunade did not understand the internal organs of the tardigrade, the organs and tissues were well-rounded and there was no sign of damage at all.

Are you really not hurt?

Tsunade withdrew her hand blankly, feeling somewhat doubtful about her own medical ninjutsu.

Gu Zang ignored Tsunade's stunned expression and passed by her.

"Go to bed early, Tsunade-chan. Staying up late will make your breasts smaller. I'll go check on the rope tree."

He quickly crawled into the Senju residence, and when Tsunade came to her senses, Gu Zang was gone.

Tsunade was a little angry, but she couldn't help but smile.

"Mr. Gu Zang is still as unconventional but reliable as ever~"

Tsunade walked into the Senju residence, but her thoughts did not stop.

Why did Senju Tobirama suddenly seek out Kozo for a duel? Tsunade was puzzled. Combined with what happened at the Nara family during the day, Tsunade seemed to smell something unusual.

"Second Grandfather is testing his sword... Conflict on the border... Is war about to start?"

Tsunade couldn't help but feel a little worried, as it seemed that the number of patients at Konoha Hospital had increased in the past two days.

On the other side, Gu Zang didn't care about Tsunade or Nawase. He went to the door of Nawase's nest and took a look. Well, the boy was sleeping in a very stylish way, with his upper body lying on the ground and his lower body with his legs stretched out straight, sleeping with his butt sticking up. With this posture, he would awaken Wood Release sooner or later!

Then, Gu Zang turned around and walked towards his house.

"Hehehe... Let me see if anyone is peeping~"

"No one~ Then I want to make a baby~"

Before Gu Zang returned to the Senju residence, he had already found the body of Nara Hachiman in the grave. Unfortunately, he had been dead for a long time, and Nara Hachiman's strength was not very high, so he had to be swallowed whole.

Trying hard to suppress his nausea, thinking that this thing was not being swallowed into his mouth but into his system, Gu Zang still swallowed Nara Hachiman.

Then, he obtained Yin Dun and the secret techniques of the Nara family.

Shadow imitation? It wasn't very useful, but he finally got the Yin Dun he'd been dreaming of!

With Yin Dun, you can create a body!

Gu Zang stretched out his claws and gestured around his body.

Swah——

A piece of meat was cut off from the shoulder.

"Come! My human body!"

Yintun chakra surged in, and Gu Zang controlled his own chakra to fill the piece of meat.

Half an hour later, Gu Zang was sweating profusely as he looked at the pile of rotten meat on the ground, lost in thought.

"What's going on?"

Gu Zang poked the rotten meat with his claws. The texture of the meat was very good... Phew, the texture was very real, and the cell activity was very high. It could be considered a strong human body, if it looked like a human form.

Scratching his head, Gu Zang refused to believe it.

He swallowed the rotten meat on the ground, cut off another piece from his body, and injected Yintun Chakra into it again.

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The next morning, the chickens in the village crowed and the dogs were excited.

Gu Zang collapsed on the ground, looking at the lumps of flesh on the ground with lifeless eyes.

"That's not right...it's still not right..."

There seems to be some kind of obsession. Gu Zang clearly remembered that the body of White Zetsu could be easily cultivated using Hashirama's cells?

And it's very efficient, it can throw a large number of White Zetsu at once, so why is it not working for me?

I clearly have Hashirama's cells, the blessing of Yang Release and strong cell activity, so why can't I create a human being?

Is it because of the fusion of my own cells? That shouldn't be the case!

"Oh haha~"

Tsunade's energetic voice came from outside the door, and Gu Zang immediately started to devour the meat ball on the ground.

"I'm going to the hospital~"

Instead of coming in, Tsunade just said hello to Gu Zang and left.

Gu Zang stood up, but lay back down again and continued to think about how to create a human being.

The experiment failed. Is it because I don’t have experimental brains?

But that guy Jue, can he be called a scientist?

There must be some trick...

Human body...human body?

Gu Zang cut off another piece of flesh from his body and injected Yin Dun Chakara into it.

This time, he did not push the chakra into the meat ball all at once, but controlled the chakra to flow and shape around the edge of the meat ball.

Although he also made adjustments last night, this time it was more detailed.

Half an hour later, a "human figure" with two extra-long arms, a small head like a melon seed and three legs appeared in front of Gu Zang.

Don't ask why it has three legs.

Gu Zang looked at the lump of meat in front of him, which was much better than rotten meat, and couldn't help feeling happy.

The direction is right!

However, new problems emerged.

Just now, he discovered that he really didn't understand the human body. For example, it didn't have internal organs or meridians. He just created a human form. What was the difference between that and his current insect body?

Gu Zang couldn't help feeling discouraged.

Do I have to wait until the Akatsuki organization is established to steal a White Zetsu body?

However, the biggest function of White Zetsu's body is to be used for the Impure World, and without its own cells, there will definitely be a certain rejection reaction.

Even if he used it, it would be White Zetsu, not his own body.

Therefore, there is no way around the issue of creating human beings.

Gu Zang swallowed the "three legs" on the ground, slowly crawled out of the room, and basked in the sun.

"Hehe~"

The silly boy Qianshou Shengshu also crawled out of the nest and happily imitated Gu Zang and lay down beside him.

Gu Zang glanced at Sheng Shu and said, "Well, silly. Maybe Hashirama was like this when he was a child, drooling all the time."

and many more.

Gu Zang looked at Qianju Shengshu and suddenly thought of it.

Yes, I can take Nawaki to Konoha Hospital to see Tsunade. Although this reason is lame, I can have proper contact with various human bodies, right?

There's nothing to doubt about Tobirama Senju, this is considered as raising a child well!

As soon as he said he would leave, Gu Zang immediately grew bigger, about half a meter in length.

"You little brat! Get up here!"

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