Water bears at the beginning, wet bone forest eating old people

"Jiraiya, who taught you your Toujutsu?"

“Of course I researched it myself!”

"You? Do your own research?"

Hiruzen looked at Jiraiya suspiciously. He was just a six or seven-year-old boy, but he had developed a very special ninjutsu by himself?

"Yeah! Otherwise, how could I spy on my big sister taking a bath?"

Jiraiya spoke arrogantly and even seemed a little smug, with a look of pride on his face.

"I'm so young and it's impossible for me to find a wife. If I want to see the big sister, I can only rely on my own efforts."

"Look...see big sister?"

Hiruzen's face flushed.

To be honest, although Hiruzen already has a child, the marriage of Biwako and the tigress was arranged within the family. Let alone any fancy things, there is rarely any love between the couple at home, and the harmony can only be considered forced.

So even though Hiruzen Twenty-Four has experienced everything he should have, he is still a lustful sage at heart.

However, Hiruzen's color criticism is different from Jiraiya's.

Jiraiya is keen on the older sister. The focus is not on the older sister, but on the age. As for Hiruzen, he accepts everyone. After all, Hiruzen has little experience and has only seen Lake Biwa.

"Hey~" Jiraiya laughed as soon as he saw Hiruzen's expression, just like a meat-stealing mouse seeing a meat-stealing cat.

"I'm telling you, Uncle Hiruzen, I've encountered many obstacles while researching the technique, but I'm the genius Jiraiya! That day..."

Jiraiya talked incessantly to Hiruzen about his experience of peeping and being caught, as well as the hardships and confusion he had endured on the road of researching the technique of transparent escape. The scene was completely harmonious between the old and the young.

He completely forgot about the life-and-death fight he had just had with Hiruzen, and acted as if it were a manga launch event, where he was sharing his voyeuristic experience.

Hiruzen also listened attentively. Although Jiraiya was young, he had a lot of experience in peeping. Many scenes were just described by Jiraiya orally and Hiruzen imagined them. It was enough to make him tremble. He really learned a lot.

Whether it's the tricks of peeping in the bathhouse, the secrets of lifting skirts while walking, or the ways of taking advantage of height to make jokes and take advantage of women, it's so comprehensive.

Of course, Hiruzen's focus is still on judging whether Jiraiya's background is clean or not.

However, Jiraiya's description was so vivid that there was basically no possibility of it being taught by anyone. Moreover, the Transparent Release was not a very powerful ninjutsu, but it was rather special and unexpected.

Hiruzen believed Jiraiya, but he had to go back to Tobirama and mention it afterwards. After all, it was not just him who was accepting a disciple, but also Tsunade, the princess of Konoha and the granddaughter of the First Hokage.

When thinking about forming a team, Hiruzen finally came to his senses. What was the purpose of keeping Jiraiya?

Hiruzen's face changed, and he immediately took out a rope and tied the chattering Jiraiya to a wooden stake.

"Huh? Uncle Hiruzen, what are you doing?!"

"I almost got you into this, Jiraiya. You forgot that you volunteered to stay and accept the punishment."

Hiruzen's expression suddenly darkened, which frightened Jiraiya so much that he curled his lips, but he also breathed a sigh of relief.

Death is better than being killed by Hiruzen. He was just discussing dirty talk, and then Hiruzen tied him up. How could Jiraiya not think about it?

Jiraiya yelled:

"Come on! I, Jiraiya, won't be afraid! At worst, I can be a ninja next time or in my next life!"

Hiruzen held his forehead with a headache. He actually wanted to talk to Jiraiya about the issues concerning companions, missions and trade-offs among ninjas.

But Jiraiya is really too stubborn, and this kind of stubbornness is not necessarily a bad thing for a ninja with faith.

If you don't speak well, it can easily backfire.

......

In the blink of an eye, half a year has passed.

In the 19th year of Konoha, Sarutobi Hiruzen was on a mission with Tsunade, Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

A wealthy lady in the village lost her cat again and asked a ninja to help her find the lovely cat.

Tsunade was holding a cat and feeding it snacks, while Orochimaru was still standing silently by the side, habitually circulating the chakra in his body to practice.

Jiraiya was hanging on a branch bored and squatting on a stone block nearby.

Being a ninja was not as satisfying as he imagined, with fights for revenge and mutual respect between opponents. Instead, it was full of trivial matters.

Not only did this greatly reduce his time for voyeurism, but it was also incredibly boring.

The same cat-finding mission, even the same cat, they have looked for it three times this month. Didn’t you see that the cat has become familiar with Tsunade and is rubbing against her arms?

Jiraiya thought, looking at Tsunade's chest.

"Ping~"

Jiraiya sighed. Although Tsunade was very beautiful and cute and he liked her very much, she was so small.

"Jiraiya, what were you talking about?"

Tsunade appeared behind Jiraiya with a smile, holding the cat. Jiraiya felt a huge murderous aura behind him that made him unable to move, and even his neck was stiff and unable to turn.

"I...I said...look! Auntie is out!"

"Call me sister!"

Tsunade punched Jiraiya on the head with a bang, leaving a bump the size of a fist.

Regardless of Jiraiya covering his head with his hands and crying, Tsunade became innocent and cute again, holding the cat and handing it to the middle-aged woman who opened the door and walked out.

"Sister, the cat has been found. Next time, don't... If it's lost again, please post a search quest in time. It's become a little thin from being hungry these past two days."

"Oh, thank you, little ninja. If it weren't for you, I would have lost my gold ingots several times and never been able to find them again~"

The middle-aged woman happily took the kitten, held it in her arms and rubbed it against her face. The cat scratched her twice impatiently.

Jiraiya secretly glanced at the middle-aged woman's chest. Although she was a little fat, her chest was really broad!

"gone!"

when--

Another punch smashed the bump on Jiraiya's head into a symmetrical shape. Jiraiya glared at Tsunade and yelled, "Why did you hit me again?"

"Humph!"

Tsunade would never answer such a question.

"Mr. Gu Zang."

The mission was done by three people, and Hiruzen was the one who delivered the mission. The three of them went back to their homes, and after Tsunade got home, she asked to find Kozo.

"Ah, Tsunade, what's wrong?"

"Mr. Kozo, is a ninja someone who helps the people in the village every day?"

Not only Jiraiya, but even Tsunade felt a little bored. What was the point of ninjutsu if it was just about finding cats, running errands, repairing houses, and transporting goods?

"Of course not. Ninjas are meant to fight and to fight to the death. But you are still young and have no abilities. You are not even a dish. How can you be sent to the front lines to fight?"

Gu Zang shook his head. He thought that people in the Naruto world were all a little bit problematic in their brains, even though they were living in such a safe and secure place at the rear.

Although the First World War was over, the open and secret struggles never stopped. From time to time, news of the death of one or two ninjas on our side or the enemy side would come from the border line. Although there was no major war, the small frictions could not stop.

They fought so fiercely, it would be strange if there was no hatred. If there was hatred, how could they not have quarrels when they saw each other every day? Is the only way to have quarrels is to yell at each other?

Putting aside interests and beliefs, disputes born solely out of hatred will only intensify.