My little country wife whom I haven't seen for eight years has come to join the army
Chapter 34 There's something wrong with him
She clearly remembered the boiled fish that Lu Qinchuan had when he was first hospitalized. Captain Song and his wife went through a lot of trouble to make it into fish soup. Although he never mentioned it, it had been many days and it was good to satisfy his craving.
Afraid of the spicy taste, they closed the kitchen door. Zhou Ruoyu and Zhou Shufen were busy in the kitchen, chatting and laughing. Occasionally, Zhou Shufen's exaggerated voice could be heard: "Sister, you are so amazing."
Company Commander Zhu, who was accompanying him, frowned and explained shyly, "My wife is just like that. Everyone knows she's a bitch, but no one expected her to get along so well with my brother's wife. I haven't seen that in all these years."
Principal Wu smiled and took a sip of water. "I think Comrade Xiao Zhou is more skilled. He can achieve great results with just a little effort. You all should learn from him."
Chen Guozheng agreed, "Yeah, when I first saw her, I felt a sense of maturity and steadiness from her age. Her perspective and experience seemed different from those of ordinary girls."
When Zhou Ruoyu was mentioned, Lu Qinchuan's Adam's apple rolled, and he sat on the edge of the bed with his lips pursed and said nothing.
"You were like a wolf when you went on a mission, but now that you're back home you act like a woman, and you're even blushing!" Captain Chen pushed Lu Qinchuan's shoulder.
Just now, Captain Chen and his wife were talking, and Captain Zhu couldn't get a word in. Now, seeing Captain Chen teasing Lu Qinchuan, he became very interested: "Look, look, I'm not the only one who thinks you're abnormal."
He smiled at Commander Chen with his teeth showing, saying, "On the first night after returning, I heard our Battalion Commander Lu being scolded by Comrade Xiao Zhou. He was not allowed to go to bed until he washed his feet..."
"You little rascal, when will you change your bad habit of eavesdropping?" Captain Chen slapped Captain Zhu hard on the back, but his face was full of smiles.
Principal Wu glared at Captain Chen: "You are the oldest, how can you be so frivolous!"
Captain Chen gave her a nonchalant look and said, "We're all soldiers, why would we care about this?
Especially since Lu Qinchuan is already 24 or 25 years old and still has no wife. He listens to others talking about their wives and telling dirty jokes all day long. How frustrated must he be as a man?
What's the point of being serious? If it's up to you, you can't be so shy and let a woman take control of you. You have to do it when you have to!"
Lu Qinchuan's face turned red again, and his eyes were wandering around, not knowing where to look.
"Captain Chen, please stop talking. Captain Lu is so shy that his head is about to drop to his crotch. Hahaha." Captain Zhu was so happy that he could live on this joke for half a year.
There was a loud noise in the house. Zhou Ruoyu opened the kitchen door and poked her head in to take a look. Lu Qinchuan's wandering eyes suddenly met her puzzled almond-shaped eyes, and her breathing suddenly stagnated!
Principal Wu quickly tried to smooth things over with a smile: "I was just telling a joke..."
Zhou Ruoyu's head retreated back into the kitchen, and Lu Qinchuan finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the kitchen door closed.
He frowned and warned Captain Zhu: "Old Zhu, stop talking!"
"What's the matter? Why are you afraid that your sister-in-law will hear you? Is it because you haven't been able to get into her bed?"
Captain Zhu even took out a cigarette and sniffed it with interest. Principal Wu had lung disease, and none of them dared to smoke in front of her.
The question was asked directly. Captain Chen and Principal Wu remained silent, obviously waiting for his answer.
Lu Qinchuan hummed in frustration: "So, don't make such jokes, especially... don't let her hear it."
"Coward!" These words were said by Captain Chen, who was relatively close to Lu Qinchuan. When the word "coward" came out of his mouth, his saliva also splashed onto Lu Qinchuan's face.
"Captain, you..." Lu Qinchuan raised his sleeve to wipe his face. Captain Chen was good in every way except that he got angry without any reason, leaving him with no idea how to deal with him.
Principal Wu also tugged at the corner of Team Leader Chen's clothes and said unnaturally, "You have such a bad temper! What's going on between a young couple is really enough to make you angry..."
Captain Chen shook off Principal Wu's hand, his eyes wide as copper bells. "I was the one who brought him here back then. If he were back home, he'd be in elementary school by now. After all these years of delay, how could his parents not be anxious to have a grandchild? Or are you not anxious?"
Principal Wu was speechless. Her husband, Mr. Chen, had always treated Lu Qinchuan as his own son all these years. Because his parents had arranged a marriage for him in his hometown, he had never arranged any blind dates for him.
But since my wife from my hometown has been here for quite a while, she still hasn't slept in the same bed with me. This is really a bit hard to understand.
But she was a woman, and her thoughts on this matter were more active than men's. She forcibly dragged Captain Chen to face Lu Qinchuan with his back, and lowered her voice to ask, "Could it be that there's something wrong with Little Lu?"
"How could that be? He's as strong as a donkey."
"You're stupid. Your inability in that area has nothing to do with your physique."
"Hiss—, that's true. So, is this disease curable?"
"I think I can, but I have to do it quietly."
Lu Qinchuan, who was sitting by the bed, and Captain Zhu, who was squatting not far from the bed, both stared with wide eyes and looked at the couple in astonishment as they were whispering something that they could both hear.
Captain Zhu even glanced at Lu Qinchuan's crotch in confusion. It seemed that he had also been brainwashed by Principal Wu. How could Lu Qinchuan, who was as strong as an ox, have such a useless thing?
Subconsciously, Lu Qinchuan retracted his legs and glared at Captain Zhu. Then he said in a deep voice, "I'm not sick!"
"No illness?" The whisper was overheard, and Commander Chen did not seem embarrassed. He said confidently: "People with illnesses say they are not sick. I was wondering why you were so shy when you met Comrade Xiao Zhou."
"I'm really not sick!"
He was in a hurry to argue because he had seen Principal Wu put on his reading glasses and took out the small phone book he always carried with him.
That little notebook can be said to contain all of Principal Wu’s network of relationships, including blind fortune tellers and Taoist priests setting up stalls.
I think the evil magic to cure that disease can also be found in her network of connections.
"Xiao Lu, be quiet. Arguing won't solve the problem."
Principal Wu pressed his hand, then wiped his saliva and continued to frown as he looked through her network of relationships.
Captain Chen glanced at the phone book that Principal Wu was flipping through, his eyes clearly asking: Is he reliable?
Principal Wu also gave a look in response: I guarantee you will be satisfied!
The couple exchanged glances, and Lu Qinchuan was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead: "I, I can prove that I am not sick..."
Three pairs of eyes were cast on his face, all with the same expression: Prove it, how to prove it?
"We actually stayed in the same room for only one night, and I slept in the main room..." His face turned red.
Captain Zhu directly refuted: "No, I clearly heard my sister-in-law say that you can't go to bed if you don't wash your feet. How could you sleep in the main room after she said that?"
Lu Qinchuan felt so ashamed that there would actually be a day when he would be arguing about this matter in public.
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