Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

"Didn't you say we'd go tomorrow?"

"I have to go to court tomorrow, so how can I be free?" Jiang Yueyang explained casually.

"Going to court?" Song Xihe's eyes flashed with confusion, and then he asked in surprise, "What's going on? Are you an official now?"

"uh-huh."

Although she didn't want to be an official, she was still proud to say it.

Song Xihe: ...Is the emperor blind?

More than a quarter of an hour later, Jiang Yueyang and Song Xihe were lying on the roof of a house, with Qingzhi and the other two standing beside them.

Song Xihe glanced at the three of them. They were the ones who brought him up just now. When did three such powerful masters appear around Yangyang?

"Why did you bring me here?"

Because the moonlight was hazy and Song Xihe was not familiar with the streets of the capital, she did not know that this house was Xi Qingshan's residence.

Jiang Yueyang replied, "Didn't I tell you before? I'll show you what kind of trash Xi Qingshan is."

Song Xihe opened her mouth to speak, but was interrupted by Jiang Yueyang who shushed her and motioned her to look ahead.

Song Xihe looked up and saw a woman in red clothes, who looked to be about forty years old, pushing the door and walking in, and then walked into the room below them.

Jiang Yueyang gently lifted the tile, and then the two of them saw Xi Qingshan in a green robe.

He was drinking and looked very happy.

Song Xihe thought of something and said unwillingly, "Xi Qingshan said he was staying at the home of a distant cousin. This might be... his aunt."

Jiang Yueyang rolled her eyes at her without disguising, "Have you ever seen any cousin's aunt go into her nephew's room in the middle of the night?"

Song Xihe opened his mouth but couldn't answer.

Xi Qingshan, you'd better be fine, otherwise I'll break your third leg!

Just when Song Xihe was planning to break Xi Qingshan's third leg, there was a noise from below.

"Wenlang~"

The woman called out "Xi Qingshan" in a coquettish tone. Xi Qingshan's name was Huaiwen.

Xi Qingshan, who was a little tipsy, sobered up instantly when he saw the woman.

"How did you come?"

The woman's expression changed slightly when she heard this. "Why, I can't come? This is my house."

Seeing the unhappy look on the woman's face, Xi Qingshan quickly put down the wine jug in his hand, stood up and walked over to put his arm around the woman's shoulders.

"That's not what I meant. This is your house, so you can come whenever you want. It's just that the imperial examination is approaching, and I want to concentrate on reviewing my lessons. If you come... I'll be distracted." Xi Qingshan said ambiguously.

"Sigh~"

Jiang Yueyang felt goosebumps all over her body. How could he bring himself to eat that?

The woman was plump, with one eye larger than the other, her face covered with brown spots, and she was wearing a pair of bright red lips tonight.

The key point is that the mouth is still crooked.

The word "ugly" is not enough to describe it, and the word "horrifying" is almost enough.

Song Xihe clenched her fists now. She was wondering, should she cut off his penis first?

Or beat him so hard that even his mother couldn't recognize him?

The woman was coaxed by Xi Qingshan's words and ambiguous look. She stuck to Xi Qingshan and tried hard to act like a little bird.

"Wenlang, I miss you."

As the woman spoke, her white, tender, round hands restlessly fell on Xi Qingshan's chest and touched him again and again.

After satisfying her masturbation urge, she slowly pulled Xi Qingshan's belt.

After Xi Qingshan realized her intention, he immediately grabbed her hand and said, "I'm a little tired today."

The woman stared at him intently and asked, "Are you hooking up with another woman?"

"I didn't." Xi Qingshan denied it flatly, "I'm just really tired."

"Hmph." The woman snorted coldly, "Don't think I don't know you're coming to the capital with a caravan. Tired? I'm afraid you've taken a fancy to the girls in the caravan and want to kick me out. I'm telling you, forget it!"

Xi Qingshan knew the woman too well. If he didn't satisfy her tonight, she would definitely investigate and make a fuss!

His marriage with the Song family has not been finalized yet, and he absolutely cannot let this ugly thing ruin his plans.

So he took the initiative to unbuckle his belt and reached out to take off the woman's clothes.

The coat slipped off her shoulders, revealing her fair skin.

The woman's eyes were filled with lust, and she completely forgot what she had just said to Xi Qingshan. She reached out and lifted up Xi Qingshan's robe, including his white inner garment.

In an instant, Xi Qingshan was shirtless, and his private parts were exposed in front of the woman.

The woman rushed forward impatiently, and her big red lips pressed against Xi Qingshan's mouth, biting and licking him, her lips and tongue entangled...

Seeing this, Song Xihe subconsciously stretched out his hand to block Jiang Yueyang's sight, "Asshole, you dirty things have dirtyed my Yangyang's eyes!"

The next second, a voice that made people blush came from below.

Jiang Yueyang tilted her head and wanted to look, but Song Xihe covered her eyes directly.

"Little kid, this is not something you should be watching. Cover your ears."

Jiang Yueyang obediently raised her hands to cover her ears, and said dissatisfiedly: "Aunt, you are only four years older than me, and you are not married yet."

The implication is why you can see it but I can't.

Song Xihe understood, "I didn't look at it either. I thought it was dirty."

"In that case, let's go back. You know who Xi Qingshan is anyway." She also thought it was dirty.

"No, I want him to know the consequences of deceiving me!"

An hour later, Jiang Yueyang felt numb, but the movement below had not stopped yet!

She finally understood why Xi Qingshan could charm so many women. This man was just too energetic.

System: [Xi Qingshan's only advantage is probably his healthy kidneys.]

"How could it not be good? We've been making love for two hours straight."

Song Xihe: My Yangyang...Xi Qingshan, I hope you can be so tough later!

After two quarters of an hour, Xi Qingshan couldn't stand it anymore and called for a stop, and the woman left in disappointment.

Xi Qingshan was lying on the bed with a look of kidney deficiency on his face. Song Xihe ordered Qingming and Guyu to clean him up and get him out.

The two looked at Jiang Yueyang, asking what she meant.

Jiang Yueyang nodded, and Qingming and Guyu flew down, kicked the door open and went in.

Qingzhi flew down from the roof with Jiang Yueyang and Song Xihe.

Xi Qingshan, who was inside the house, heard the noise and mistakenly thought that the woman had returned. He said weakly, "I really can't do it anymore."

The shadow fell, Xi Qingshan raised his eyelids, and the next second he was twitching, "You... who are you?"

Qingming and Guyu grabbed the robe on the ground and tied it around him without saying a word.

After the intense exercise, Xi Qingshan was completely unable to resist.

"Who are you? Why did you tie me up? I'm telling you, I have someone behind me. If you dare to hurt me, you will die!"

Qingming thought he was noisy, so he picked up a piece of cloth from the ground and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well……"

Just like that, Xi Qingshan was tied up and taken out by Qingming and Guyu.

Xi Qingshan, who was originally moaning, felt that he was finished the moment he saw Song Xihe.

Song Xihe held a wooden stick as thick as her arm in her hand, her eyes flashing with anger. "Xi Qingshan, you're so brave! How dare you trick me? Today, I'm going to teach you how to write the word 'death'!"

After he finished speaking, Song Xihe raised the wooden stick and hit him hard in the face without any mercy.

"You'll never let me down! Trash, bastard, scumbag..."

Not only did she beat him with a stick, she also kicked him, and she specifically kicked his vitals.

Xi Qingshan opened his eyes wide in pain and moaned, as if begging for mercy.

"Let you lie to me, let you lie to me!"

Song Xihe became more and more angry as she hit Xi Qingshan. Thinking of the imperial examination in a month, she gripped the wooden stick tightly and hit Xi Qingshan's arm hard.

There was a sound of the bone snapping and breaking.

Even so, Song Xihe still felt uneasy, so he broke his other hand and foot.

After confirming that he would not be able to get out of bed for a month, Song Xihe finally dropped the wooden stick in his hand.

"Humph! This is what happens when you cheat on me! Also, remember to avoid me if you see me, or I'll beat you up every time I see you!"