Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

"That Taoist priest was so unprofessional, why didn't Master Ke arrest him and teach him a lesson?"

[Why didn't they catch him?] The system laughed, [Ke Ming was tortured terribly by that wandering Taoist priest.]

Everyone present: How bad was it? Tell us in detail!

Jiang Yueyang asked on behalf of everyone: [How miserable is it?]

Whenever Ke Ming felt unwell, his mother would ask the Taoist priest for talisman paper and boil water for him to drink.

In order to appease his mother, Ke Ming forced himself to drink the talisman water every time.

Later, Ke Ming had been married for two years without a child. The Taoist said that Ke Ming lacked yang energy and his wife had too much yin energy, so Ke Ming and his wife needed to go out in the scorching sun for an hour every day at noon.

In addition, Ke Ming also sleeps naked with several strong men to replenish his yang energy.

Jiang Yueyang looked completely out of control. [This... being exposed to the scorching sun for an hour is fine, but sleeping naked with several strong men, can Lord Ke do it?]

Emperor Yuan cast a strange look at Ke Ming. The scene was so beautiful that he couldn't even imagine it.

The Duke of England tried to imagine it, but he shuddered and got goosebumps all over his body.

Ke Ming lowered his head tightly, trying hard to ignore the gazes falling on him.

The system said: [Given Ke Ming's personality, he wouldn't be able to do anything like that. However, his mother was crying, making a scene, and even threatening to hang herself. There was nothing Ke Ming could do, so he had to do it.]

[Really...really asleep?] Jiang Yueyang couldn't believe it.

【Sleep. 】

Everyone present was shocked. Lord Ke was not only a filial son, but also a warrior!

Cattle!

King Yan thought to himself that he would rather be childless for his entire life than sleep naked with a group of men!

Seeing the host remained silent for a long time, the system continued: [Although Ke Ming did as he was told, he also thought that if it didn't work, he would definitely put the Taoist priest in jail! No...]

[Unexpectedly, Master Ke’s wife is really pregnant, right?] Jiang Yueyang interrupted.

The system hummed, "His wife is pregnant."

Upon hearing this, everyone couldn't help but doubt what the system had said before. Is that Taoist really a charlatan?

Do you really have no skills at all?

Those officials who were married but had no children could not help but want to find Lord Ke to introduce the Taoist priest.

Jiang Yueyang clicked her tongue twice, "That's good. Master Ke's mother trusts that Taoist priest even more."

[Indeed, except for Ke Ming, the entire Ke family believed in that Taoist priest.]

[Hehe~] Jiang Yueyang's mouth twitched. [The whole family is superstitious. It's really hard for Master Ke, the only child, to survive!]

The civil and military officials nodded secretly, muttering in their hearts that superstition is not scary, but being obsessed to that extent is really fatal!

[Oh! These are all child's play!] The system's voice came again.

Jiang Yueyang asked: [Is there anything even more outrageous?]

Everyone swallowed and thought, is sleeping naked with a group of men just child's play?

How outrageous would that be?

The system responded heavily, [Half a year after Ke Ming's wife gave birth to a daughter, Ke Ming's mother wanted a grandson.

So, she went back to the Taoist priest to ask how to give birth to a boy. The Taoist priest said that if she wanted to have a boy, Ke Ming had to drink boy's urine for three consecutive days. And, the boy's urine had to be...

[Wait.] Jiang Yueyang interrupted the system, [Why is it Master Ke who drinks it, and not his wife? Isn't it usually given to pregnant women?]

[Because the Taoist priest said that the key to whether a child is a boy or a girl lies in the man.]

Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang was a little surprised. [A charlatan knows this?]

[I said before, the charlatan knows a little bit about medicine.]

Everyone: So... what they mean is... whether the baby is a boy or a girl depends on the man?

"What then?" Jiang Yueyang continued to ask.

Then, Ke Ming's mother and wife coaxed Ke Ming into drinking a bowl of boy's urine.

[Oh my god! This is too terrible!] Jiang Yueyang exclaimed.

The forgotten memories and tastes instantly rushed to his mind, and Ke Ming felt nauseous and retched, even crying.

Others also felt a little nauseous and their stomachs churned.

Emperor Yuan decided that in the future, when he attended the morning court, it would be better for him to try not to eat breakfast.

System: [Afterwards, Ke Ming realized that he had drunk boy's urine. He could no longer tolerate it and took people to arrest the Taoist priest and put him in jail.

However, the Taoist priest had many followers. Those followers went to the Ministry of Justice and said that the Taoist priest had not cheated them. They all gave money voluntarily and asked the Ministry of Justice to release the person.

Because of the large number of people, the Taoist priest did not make a lot of money by doing this, and the Ministry of Justice had no choice but to release him.

The Taoist priest had been at odds with Ke Ming since he was released from prison, and he would try to trick Ke Ming whenever he could. The red shorts incident was also a deliberate prank by the Taoist priest out of resentment.

Jiang Yueyang looked at Ke Ming's back with sympathy. "Master Ke's mother trusts that Taoist priest so much. I'm really worried that one day, Master Ke will end up eating shit."

After these words were spoken, everyone felt that Lord Ke might really eat shit.

Ke Ming also had this feeling and felt uneasy.

The system suddenly burst into laughter.

Hearing this laughter, Jiang Yueyang felt that what he had just said might have come true.

No way?

[Host, your mouth must be blessed!] The system laughed non-stop, [Although Ke Ming hasn't eaten shit yet, he will soon.]

[Soon?]

The system hummed, "Isn't Ke Ming injured? Besides wearing red shorts, the Taoist priest also had Ke Ming's mother make a medicine out of sheep dung!"

Ke Ming's mother couldn't find the sheep dung balls at the moment, so she didn't make the medicine for Ke Ming to drink.

But I think, considering how superstitious Ke Ming's mother was about the Taoist priest, Ke Ming wouldn't be able to escape the medicine laced with sheep dung.

After hearing what the system said, Jiang Yueyang said, "Amitabha," [Master Ke, have a safe journey!]

Ke Ming: “…”

Everyone present observed a moment of silence for Ke Ming, and at the same time they were secretly glad that they did not have such a superstitious mother.

At this moment, a guard came in hurriedly from outside, "Your Majesty, urgent news from the front line, General Feng has been arrested!"