Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

The Song family’s dining table was filled with delicious dishes, but some people did not come to enjoy the food.

Jiang Yueyang looked at the empty stool beside him and asked in confusion, "Why doesn't Grandpa come to eat?"

"Father said he had no appetite and didn't want to eat." Uncle Song explained.

Jiang Yueyang uttered an "oh," "Grandfather isn't really hungry or unwilling to eat. He's definitely afraid of being questioned by my aunt and uncles about Yanzhi, so he doesn't dare to come to dinner."

Everyone present: No, my father didn’t come to dinner because he was afraid that his melon would be eaten in front of him.

System: [After all, being flirted with at such an old age is truly difficult to bring up.]

Uncle Song invited everyone to start eating, saying that melon was delicious with rice.

Jiang Yueyang picked up the bowl, picked up a piece of braised pork ribs, and ate while gossiping: "Little melon, tell me who molested my grandfather? Hehe, eating melon with rice is worthy of me."

Earlier, when he was at the door, the system was about to speak, but the host interrupted him and stopped him.

Song Qian: I was happy for a moment, but who knew she just wanted to listen while eating!

What can the system do? Its host can only pamper himself.

He said, "You may not know this, but when your grandfather and his companions went to Beijing, they encountered a group of bandits who were blocking the road and robbing people. Furthermore, the leader of that group of bandits was a woman."

[Ohhhh! Exciting!] Jiang Yueyang screamed excitedly, [So, my grandfather was raped by a female bandit?]

The three uncles and aunts of the Song family: What Yangyang said...

Song Xihe wanted to hold his forehead with his hand. He could really say anything and say it so calmly.

The system thought about it and felt that the term "tyrannical" was used very well.

[Almost. Today, while your grandfather was visiting a friend, he encountered a former bandit woman. She publicly stated that she had taken a fancy to your grandfather and wanted to bear him a child.]

As soon as these words were spoken, the chicken wings in Jiang Yueyang's mouth fell into the bowl with a plop.

Everyone else was dumbfounded, and some even choked on the food in their mouths and started coughing violently.

Jiang Yueyang said with concern: "Third uncle, eat slowly, we won't snatch it from you."

Uncle Song: "..."

After showing concern for her third uncle, Jiang Yueyang couldn't wait to ask: [What then? What then?]

Your grandfather refused! But the female bandit, like someone under a spell, refused to give in. She pestered your grandfather all day, and finally, desperately trying to get him into a fait accompli.

Jiang Yueyang was really shocked. She was indeed a female bandit.

The others were more shocked than she was, but also felt some sympathy for their father (grandfather).

However, it is somewhat enviable that my father (grandfather) can still have such a romantic encounter at his age.

Song Qian: Who's envious? Who wants this kind of romantic encounter? Here you go, all of it!

Jiang Yueyang asked curiously: [Then how did my grandfather escape? ]

Your grandfather would rather die than surrender, risking his life to escape from the clutches of a tiger. But the female bandit said she would chase your grandfather to the ends of the earth. This monkey is her lifeblood.

Jiang Yueyang secretly gave a thumbs up, and had to say that this female bandit was really awesome.

That is...why did she fall for my grandfather?

[By the way, what did she like about my grandfather?]

System: [On the day the female bandit blocked the road and robbed people, your grandfather and she got into a fight. During the fight, they looked at each other affectionately, holding hands and hugging each other's slender waists, and the female bandit was fascinated.

Later, your grandfather released her and persuaded her to mend her ways, which made her even more deeply involved. In addition, your grandfather was well-maintained and looked like a middle-aged handsome uncle, so the female bandit fell in love with him completely.

Now, in her eyes, your grandfather is the best man in the world. Even if he farts or poops, she thinks it smells good.

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone present instantly lost their appetite, and Jiang Yueyang also silently put down his chopsticks.

The female bandit is quite weird and fierce!

[What does that female bandit look like? How old is she?]

Everyone present immediately became alert. "What are you trying to do by asking this? Please don't speculate. We don't want to have a female bandit mother (grandmother)!"

[The female bandit is 37 years old this year. She looks pretty good, not ugly.]

Jiang Yueyang said thoughtfully: [My grandfather is more than ten years older than her. This age difference...]

Everyone: You don’t want to pair them up?

To prevent Jiang Yueyang from continuing to speculate, Uncle Song quickly said, "Yangyang, have you finished your meal? It's getting late. If you've finished, I'll ask your third uncle to take you home."

"I'm done eating, and I want to..."

"Third brother, why don't you send Yangyang back quickly?"

Don't even think about it, I don't want to hear anything!

Third Uncle Song immediately stood up and walked quickly to Jiang Yueyang, holding her and walking out, "Come, Third Uncle will take you home."

"Third uncle, I think..."

"Oh~ You're still young, don't think too much, you won't grow taller."

After being interrupted twice in a row, Jiang Yueyang was a little angry. She broke free from Uncle Song's hand and said in one breath, "I want to go back by myself."

"Haha." Uncle Song laughed awkwardly, "So you want to go back by yourself?"

Jiang Yueyang narrowed her eyes slightly, "What else do you think I want to say?"

"No, I thought you...you still wanted to play."

"Is that true?" Jiang Yueyang looked at him suspiciously.

"Really? What else can you think about? Besides eating, the only thing you can think about is playing."

Jiang Yueyang: "..."

Jiang Yueyang wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, she found that she couldn't find the words to refute.

It seemed that all she could think about was eating and playing.

Well... you can still eat melons.

But if you can't tell anyone about the melon, it's the same as not having it.

In the end, Jiang Yueyang left the Song family in a huff and refused to let them see her off.

***

The moonlight was hazy, everything was silent, and there were few people walking on the street.

The carriage moved slowly on the street, and Jiang Yueyang leaned against the window to enjoy the evening breeze.

As she walked, she saw the "Zuixianju" that Xiangling had once told her about.

"parking."

"Whoa~" Qingming stopped the carriage.

Jiang Yueyang got off the carriage and then looked up at the plaque above.

The three characters "Zuixianju" are written with great vigor, but it is impossible to tell what font they are in.

Seeing that the door was open, Jiang Yueyang walked in.

The first thing that catches your eye is a very elegant courtyard, followed by a blooming osmanthus tree with a wooden table under the tree.

There were two people sitting there, drinking from their glasses.

Perhaps they noticed Jiang Yueyang's gaze, and the two people under the tree turned their heads and looked over at the same time.