Love Apartment Zhang Wei's powerful rebirth

"Sister Xiaofei, you died so tragically." Classmate A said in pain.

"How miserable!"

It's so miserable." Classmate C

"Crying is useless. We need to cheer up. If we don't kill anyone, school will start soon." Youyou said anxiously.

"Then what do you think we should do?" Student B asked doubtfully.

"Now it seems that the assassination can only rely on the beauty trap, but to get close to Mr. Yi, it is not enough to rely on performing dramas. We must infiltrate those places of entertainment frequented by the upper class." Youyou thought.

"But we don't have ID cards?" Student A asked puzzled.

"Students are not allowed to enter, but I am different. In addition to my student identity during the day, I have another identity at night." Youyou said narcissistically.

"Oh, a prostitute." Classmate C said with a wicked smile.

"Of course not." Youyou said helplessly.

"Yes, Batman?" Student B guessed

"Wrong, it's superstar. Actually, I am the top star of Lihua Palace, Tang Xiaodie."

Tang Youyou os: My great-grandmother Tang Xiaoyou, whose stage name was Tang Xiaodie, was a popular star in Shanghai and was known as the first of the four butterflies in Shanghai.

"The pride of Shanghai, the much-anticipated superstar, Miss Tang Xiaodie, is about to begin her Love Parade Tour. Let's start with a commercial." The host stepped aside.

Tang Youyou os: Stay radiant and attractive, I work hard every day, not only to fight skin fatigue, but also to fight mosquito bites, the new Dragon Tiger brand Tiger Balm can reduce fatigue and restore firmness, you can also be beautiful, the new Dragon Tiger brand Tiger Balm, you deserve it.

"How was it? My debut was pretty grand, right?" Youyou said narcissistically.

"You blew Yifei to death and put me in jail just to highlight your grand entrance." Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.

"Are we waiting to see your revenge or to see you insert a hard advertisement?" Yifei stared at Youyou.

"How did a science fiction film turn into an idol drama? Youyou, can you be faster in the assassination? If it really doesn't work, let me and Dali take the stage." Zhang Wei complained.

"Sister Youyou, are you going to have a love-and-fair relationship with Mr. Yi, create a bunch of bloody plots, and then end up dying together?" Dali said helplessly.

"Don't worry, the assassination hasn't started yet. The concert is just a cover. I'm telling you about this concert." Youyou said excitedly.

"Skip the concert," everyone said in unison.

"Night Shanghai, Night Shanghai, Night night night, Night Shanghai, Night Shanghai, Night, Night, Night Shanghai." Tang Xiaodie sang with all her heart.

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Zeng Xiaoxian: Stop, your lyrics have no other content besides these three words? Can you please be a little more cultured?

Zhang Wei os: You can also be called a big star of Shanghai Beach. May I ask which planet this Shanghai Beach is from?

Dalios: Sister Youyou, you can’t sing at all, right? You gave me a headache at night.

Tang Youyou: Don't interrupt, the plot is moving forward.

"Boss, the two lunatics who attacked the headquarters yesterday have been dealt with. One of the androgynous men was blown to death, and the other man was locked up. Do you want to force a confession from him and find out who was behind the attack?" Mr. Yi's subordinates reported.

"Ask if you can."

"What if he doesn't tell me?"

"Naiyi Group, by the way, who is that person lip-syncing on the stage?" Mr. Yi asked puzzledly.

"Boss, he's a popular star in film, television, and music, Tang Xiaodie. If you need anything, I can help you arrange it."

Youyou os: As soon as the performance ended, Xiaoyou received a flower basket made of banknotes from Mr. Yi in the backstage, and took a car to meet Mr. Yi's home. Xiaoyou's heart was full of contradictions, nervousness and excitement.

"Youyou, can't you change your words? You have to use such things that can be easily misunderstood. Don't lead my girlfriend astray," Zhang Wei said speechlessly.

"The following content won't be inappropriate for children, right?" Yifei guessed.

"Go on, I'm a little excited." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled obscenely.

"Sister Youyou, please be careful with the limits. There is a minor here." Dali reminded.

"In addition to toiletries and a change of clothes, I also brought something deadly." Youyou raised her middle finger.

"It must be a bomb." Guan Gu suddenly appeared from the side, scaring everyone.

"I was scared to death." Youyou covered her chest.

"Guan Gu, could you please not show up so suddenly and scare my girlfriend? Don't blame me, I'll chop you up." Zhang Wei threatened with gestures.

"I'm fine, my dear boyfriend." Dali hurriedly comforted his frightened little man who had to pretend to be calm.

"Brother Guan Gu, if you show up again next time and scare my boyfriend, you might get hit by a wrench or a hammer." Dali gave Guan Gu a bad look.

"Da Li, Guan Gu didn't mean it. For my sake, how about you spare his life?" You You pleaded.

"Guan Gu, why are you here?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.

"The internet next door is down and I was bored, so I came here to listen to your stories. Um, Dali, I didn't mean it. I won't do it again next time." Guan Gu embarrassedly sat next to Youyou.

Youyouos: Xiaoyou is carrying this deadly thing, which is definitely extraordinary. It is this, the ice pick.

Zhang Wei os: Damn, Sharon Stone is here.

Youyouos: At this moment, slow and heavy footsteps were heard outside the door, and Xiaoyou nervously took out another thing from her makeup bag.

Dali os: Wrigley's gum! Sister Youyou, you can't advertise like this. How much sponsorship fees did you receive?

Zeng Xiaoxian os: Yoyo. That’s too much. Are you trying to turn the story conference into your advertising conference?

"Cut." Guan Gu said excitedly.

"What for?" Youyou asked in confusion.

"Why are you chewing gum?" Guan Gu asked angrily.

"It's obvious, a big show is about to happen. Eat some gum and respect your opponent." Yifei's car rolled over.

"Boss, please don't jam the disc at this time." Zeng Xiaoxian stuffed a piece of chewing gum into himself.

"Why didn't you wait for him to come in and then stab him to death with the ice pick? And you actually put it under the pillow." Guan Gu couldn't understand.

"What do you think?" Youyou straightened her neck.

"You want to play that role?" Guan Gu angrily hit the doll.

"This is for box office considerations. You know the audience is God," Youyou explained.

"No (Japanese)." Guan Gu objected.

"No, I have to tell this story." Guan Gu said seriously.

"Guan Gu, if you say that the person who came in is you or your great-grandfather, I will use my ice hoe to kill you." Youyou threatened.

"rest assured."

"You must be Mr. Yi." Tang Xiaodie took off her coat and turned to look.

"I finally found you, aunt." Mr. Yi said excitedly.

"Ah!" Except Guan Gu and Zhang Wei, everyone else was shocked.

Lu Ziqiao ps: Why do I always feel uneasy? Is Xiao Hei about to find me? No, I have to hide more secretly.