Love Apartment Zhang Wei's powerful rebirth

Late at night, in Apartment 3602

"Zi Qiao, Teacher Zeng, why are you not sleeping at night and shouting in the apartment?" Zhang Wei asked in confusion after being woken up.

"Ah! There's a mouse and it ran over there." Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in horror.

"I'll hit him." Ziqiao was scared and threw the alarm clock out again, hitting Zhang Wei right on target.

There was a loud bang and Zhang Wei fell to the ground.

"Zi Qiao, could you please be more careful when you throw the alarm clock? You've knocked out two people. Were you hitting the mouse or the people? You didn't hit any mouse, and you knocked out all those who weren't afraid of mice." Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in horror.

"Yifei, help Yifei, little Feifei, Feifeifei." Zeng Xiaoxian cried loudly for help from the neighbors.

After dozens of minutes.

"You losers, grown men, are afraid of a little mouse." Yifei laughed

"This is not fear, this is not fear, this is caring for animals." Zeng Xiaoxian was lying on the sofa, comforting the frightened Lu Ziqiao and retorted in a low voice.

"Who said I'm afraid of mice?" Guan Gu, who was knocked unconscious by Zi Qiao with an alarm clock, crawled up from behind the sofa and retorted while rubbing his head.

"Mr. Warrior, then why did you faint on the floor just now?" Yifei laughed.

"I'm not afraid at all, okay? It's all Lu Ziqiao's fault. When he panicked, his eyes were all up and down, colorful. He missed a single mouse, but when he hit people, it was like he had a GPS installed, and he always hit them accurately. If I'm not mistaken, poor Zhang Wei must have been woken up in the middle of the night and was knocked unconscious without knowing anything." Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei, who was also unconscious on the ground, and helped him onto the sofa.

"Don't shout in the middle of the night anymore. You can't let me sleep." Yifei said helplessly. Youyou, who was woken up, walked in wearing pajamas and holding her teddy bear.

"Look, Youyou and I were woken up." Yifei waved her hand.

"You woke me up." Youyou, who was still half asleep, shook her groggy head.

"It's all because of these two bastards," Yifei evaded.

"What do you mean two aren't just one mouse?" Zeng Xiaoxian wondered.

"I'm talking about you two." Yifei stared at the two frightened losers.

"Why are there mice in the apartment?" Youyou pulled the tail of Guan Gu's dinosaur pajamas in fear.

"Love Apartment never has rats. It's all because of you guys. You never throw away leftover takeout. What will you do if the rats and their families immigrate here?" Yifei looked around at the messy apartment.

"Xiao Feifei, don't you still exist here?" Zeng Xiaoxian said coquettishly.

"I'm telling you, I'm looking for roommates now. You've seriously affected the reputation of our floor." Yifei put her hands on her hips and looked at the two scared losers lying on the sofa.

"Yifei, why are you suddenly looking for a roommate again?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei in confusion.

"Zhanbo and Wanyu are traveling around the world. It's fun for Youyou and I to pay the rent for four people." Yifei said helplessly.

"Or one of you can move in and live with us. I can protect you." Yifei bent down and looked at the three people on the sofa with a smile on her face.

"Oh, my head hurts so much. What happened? I remember I heard Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao yelling, so I came out to take a look. Suddenly something flew over and I fainted. Can anyone tell me what happened?" Zhang Wei woke up from the sofa, rubbed his head, and looked around.

"You were accidentally beaten by someone as if you were a rat." Guan Gu stared at Ziqiao with resentment.

"It's nothing, Zhang Wei. Yifei asked you if you want to move in with them." Ziqiao quickly changed the subject.

"No need, I'm living well in 3602. It's too troublesome to move here and there." Zhang Wei, who was not fully awake yet, had a urge to survive and said in a daze.

When they moved to 3601, Zhang Wei suddenly remembered something. Wasn't that the day when there was a mouse in the apartment and they beat the mouse? After that, the three of them scared Yifei with a prank, causing Yifei to retaliate severely. It was all his fault that he was so focused on Dali and preparing for the exam that he didn't think of it for a while. Now that he remembered it, he must not do stupid things and go with them to challenge Yifei.

Zhang Wei's OS: Move to 3601, it's a dormitory for girls only. If Dali knew about this, he would definitely turn into a jealous little Antarctic bear and kill me. No, absolutely not.

After hearing Yifei's words, the two of them shrank back in fear.

"Zi Qiao, could you please be more careful next time you're swatting a mouse? You missed the mouse, but I got hurt by mistake. If anyone knew that the great Lu Xiaobu was actually afraid of a mouse, I don't think you'd ever get a girl in this lifetime." Zhang Wei said proudly.

Zhang Wei os: Okay, I admit that I was really scared and ran away in my previous life, but after Dali’s boyfriend improvement plan, I am no longer afraid of mice. I still have the qualifications to laugh at them, Zhang Wei looked proud.

Night, bar.

"Hey, let me ask you again, is there anyone willing to move in and share the rent with me? I can protect you." Yifei walked in from the door and sat on the sofa at the bar, looking at the three people with a smile.

"I, we think that living with mice actually has its own... charm," Ziqiao said fearfully while holding the wine bottle.

"I won't go over. I've been preparing for the bar exam recently, and the noise from my reading might be very loud, so I won't disturb you." Zhang Wei said seriously, leaning against the sofa.

"We must treat every life in the world equally." Zeng Xiaoxian defended himself fearfully.

"Okay, since you all don't want to come and live here. I won't force you. I will continue to look for new roommates, but." Yifei threw a pile of white proposals in front of them.

"In order to give my new roommates a good impression, I made this management package last night." Yifei smiled domineeringly as she looked at the people who were looking through the management package.

"What is this? Personal safety protection fund!" Ziqiao looked at Yifei in confusion.

"Oh, if you need to kill rats next time, I can provide professional services. Of course, it's not free." Yifei shook her finger domineeringly.

"Aren't you collecting protection money?" Zeng Xiaoxian protested.

"You don't have to pay it any tribute, but next time you meet a little mouse, don't be afraid and don't scream, Mom." Yifei said with a sarcastic look on her face.

"This is unfair, every clause is against us, and Love Apartment is not a constitutional monarchy." Ziqiao retorted after reading the package management plan.

"I can't say I'm a monarch, but it's almost the same. I've taken the trouble to protect you, so of course I'm responsible for management." Yifei said with disdain.

"We will protect ourselves." Zeng Xiaoxian retorted in a low voice.

"You, huh! Three heroes fought Lu Bu, but the five of you can't even beat a mouse. Listen, only the creatures standing at the top of the food chain can decide the rules of the game, and I am that person, because I am not afraid of anything." After saying that, Yifei turned and left.

"Not afraid of anything? That's too absolute," Zhang Wei retorted. In his past life, he'd spent a lot of time with Dali, accompanying her on experiments, and he knew nothing was absolute. (Director: Sure, Pao! Being around Dali has made you smarter. Zhang Wei: Of course. As the saying goes, 'A red flower grows redder by the company of a red flower, a black flower grows blacker by the company of a black flower.' My wife is so smart, so isn't it inevitable that I'm smart, hehe?)

"What's so great about that? No matter how arrogant she is, she's just a woman." Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully.

"From a biological perspective, it should be. In other fields, it's hard to say." Lu Ziqiao disagreed.

"Apart from her slightly higher than normal male hormone level, is there anything abnormal?" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted.

"Can a normal woman kill a mouse with her bare hands?" Zhang Wei said while gesturing.

"If we can scare her once, maybe the situation can change." Ziqiao said with a wicked smile.

"You have an idea." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled evilly and looked at Ziqiao.

"Hmph! ...I haven't thought of it yet." Ziqiao spread his hands helplessly.

"Listen, there are three of us, three cobblers, and we are as bad as Zhuge Liang." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed obscenely.

"I won't join. I advise you not to mess with her, otherwise you will die without knowing how." Zhang Wei, who had been beaten in his previous life, advised the two.

"Zhang Wei, I thought you were the bravest man in Love Apartment, but I didn't expect you to be afraid of Hu Yifei. It doesn't matter. Without you, the two of us can still win. Just wait to hear good news from the two of us, hahaha." After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he took Lu Ziqiao's hand and went back to the apartment.

Zhang Wei's OS: As expected, if someone wants to die, no one can stop him. Don't blame me for not saving you. I tried my best. You two can only fend for yourself. It's not that I'm afraid of Yifei. I'm afraid that Hu Yifei will retaliate and send Yumo. If Dali sees this, she will definitely be jealous.

Guan Gu PS: Lu Ziqiao, you and I cannot coexist.

Yifei PS: Five grown men couldn’t handle a mouse, it made me laugh to death.