Love Apartment Zhang Wei's powerful rebirth
Chapter 29 Acting 5
In the other apartment, Youyou was instructing Yumo.
"That's right, Yumo, do you know? In fact, everyone is born an actor. Have you ever participated in any cultural performances?" Youyou asked.
"Well, I do have one. I performed in a play called Flower Fairy when I was in high school." Yu Mo smiled.
"That's great, you play the flower fairy."
"I play the flower." Yu Mo didn't care.
"Then what's the difference between you and a vase?"
"I play a flower, not a vase." Yu Mo retorted.
"Well, Bingbing, you know, people have worked hard for so many years just to get rid of this title. Aren't you in a hurry at all?" Youyou said.
"Don't worry, she's just a vase, what does it have to do with me?" Yu Mo was puzzled.
"The key to performance lies in technique. Have you ever heard of Stanislavsky's performance system?" Youyou asked.
"Stan, Lars, and Tuzki." Yumo couldn't remember such confusing names at all.
"What's 'Tuzki'? It's the rogue rabbit. No, the rogue rabbit is Stanislavsky. I have integrated his theories and condensed them into a more easy-to-understand performance system, which is called the Down Syndrome System for short. Now I will teach it to you." Youyou began to teach her own Down Syndrome performance method.
The five people in the other room were thinking about what to do.
"Guan Gu, you'd better tell Xinling the truth, otherwise this play will be exposed sooner or later." Yifei suggested.
"No, if she knew that everything was a lie to her, her heart would explode." Guan Gu made an explosion gesture.
"Brother Guan Gu, I think it's better for you to tell her proactively. Her finding out on her own and you telling her proactively are two completely different concepts. If she finds out that you're lying to her, she won't be able to bear it even more." Dali shrugged.
"Let's just hold on a little longer. As long as we get through today, she will give up." Guan Gu said helplessly.
"The latest news is that people don't mind your second wife anymore." Zeng Xiaoxian came back after finding out the news.
"Ah, this is all possible. Guan Gu, you should just give in." Ziqiao said enviously.
"What? Does the second room mean two bedrooms and two living rooms?" Guan Gu asked in confusion.
"Guan Gu, the second wife means that she is willing to be your second wife." Zhang Wei made trouble.
"What? Why?" Guan Gu was about to collapse.
"Okay, Guan Gu, let's sort out our thoughts. Sometimes some white lies can help others, so you told her that you will not ignore her, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian hugged Guan Gu.
"Correct."
"Then, in order not to upset her, you told her another white lie and told her you were married."
"Yes."
"And this lie has no effect. Are you going to do whatever it takes to be a good person?" Zeng Xiaoxian fooled Guan Gu step by step.
"How do I send it?"
"I've planned everything for you. Actually, the reason why you, Guan Gu, can't confess to her is because you still have an ex-wife who is currently in a drug rehabilitation center, numbered PG. Stay away from drugs and cherish life. Oh yeah." Zeng Xiaoxian started talking nonsense.
Evening, 3602.
"Can you imagine the scene at that time? There were more than 2000 roses and candles, and a typhoon was blowing in the middle of winter on Valentine's Day. I really don't know if it was God's deliberate arrangement or the screenwriter's brain was broken, but Yu Mo still came in the end." Guan Gu was talking nonsense at the dinner table.
(Wei: You wait for me, kid, I am the cricket, right?)
"How romantic! And then you proposed to me." Xinling was very envious when she heard that.
"Why do I feel that this scene is a little familiar?" Zeng Xiaoxian said while drinking.
"Isn't this bullying her because she hasn't watched Love Apartment?" Yifei beside her whispered.
"My dear boyfriend, what are they talking about?" Dali asked curiously.
"It seemed to be the scene when Yifei's brother Zhanbo proposed to Wanyu, the daughter of the apartment. Yifei boasted about it to me at that time." Zhang Wei explained.
Guan Gu coughed, reminding them not to reveal the truth.
"Yumo, didn't you leave? Why do you suddenly want to come back?" Xinling asked.
"I." Yu Mo suddenly forgot the words.
"Page 15." Guan Gu reminded in a low voice.
"Oh, it's because of the typhoon. My flight was cancelled." Yu Mo looked at the script.
"I also read to her a poem I wrote myself." Guan Gu changed the subject.
"I remember this one, it's called The Calculus of Loneliness." Yu Mo remembered the lines wrong again.
os
Zeng Xiaoxian: "It's the square root of 3 of loneliness, okay? Did you really memorize the lyrics?"
Yifei: "I give up. Let it be destroyed."
Dali: "The lonely square root of 3, what kind of poem is this? Is it good?"
Zhang Wei: "As good as your coquettish poems."
"In short, this poem records our love and happiness. Let's toast to our harmonious family." Guan Gu raised his glass.
"But I think the harmony of a small family is not the real harmony. Only harmony among everyone is a long-term solution. Guan Gu, you should tell Xinling the truth." Yifei couldn't bear it anymore.
"The truth, what truth?" Xinling asked in confusion.
"The truth is, I didn't write this poem. I copied it from the Internet." Guan Guyuan panicked.
Guan Gu os: Yifei, what's wrong with you all of a sudden? I beg you to let me go.
"It doesn't matter, you are already the most romantic." Cyndi praised.
"Yes, Guan Gu is the most romantic, and he is also gentle and considerate. I often see him going to the drug rehabilitation center, bringing food and quilts, right, Guan Gu?" Teacher Zeng still doesn't want to forget his ex-wife.
Guan Gu os: Teacher Zeng, what’s wrong with you again? Why are you and Yifei making trouble together? Did you discuss this beforehand?
"Teacher Zeng, please eat more." Yifei quickly interrupted him with a chicken leg.
"Are you going to a drug rehabilitation center?" Xinling looked confused.
"I, no." Guan Gu didn't know how to explain.
"I remember now, the poem is called The Square Root of Loneliness, Thirteen." Yu Mo suddenly interrupted loudly.
"My dear boyfriend, I feel like this situation is getting more and more chaotic. I feel like I can't hide it anymore." Dali whispered.
"There's no way this can be kept secret. With an actor who can't remember his lines and two troublemakers, what did Guan Gu go through in his past life?" Zhang Wei has given up.
after awhile.
"Guan Gu, what are you doing?" Yu Mo was pushed into the bedroom by Guan Gu.
"Yu Mo, can you please be more professional? None of your lines are correct. How can I continue?" Guan Gu was about to explode.
"It's all their fault. There's nothing about harmonious families or drug rehabilitation centers in the script. I was already dizzy, and now I'm even more dizzy." Yu Mo evaded the question.
"What does it matter if I faint? I'm about to commit suicide by cutting my stomach open." Guan Gu gestured with his hands.
"I have a solution." Youyou emerged from the bathtub, startling the two of them.
Guan Gu ps: Can God please send some reliable people? If this continues, I will really commit suicide by seppuku.
Yifei ps: I still think it’s better to tell Xinling the truth.
Zeng Xiaoxian ps: The setting of the ex-wife in the drug rehabilitation center is obviously perfect.
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