Love Apartment Zhang Wei's powerful rebirth

At night, sofa 3602.

"Queen Li, don't leave me, don't leave me, Queen Li." Zhang Wei was sleeping soundly on the sofa, talking in his sleep. Halfway through, he woke up and sat up from the sofa.

"My great Qing Empire has perished just like that. I cannot accept this, I cannot accept this." Zhang Wei got off the sofa and wandered around the living room. At the same time, Zeng Xiaoxian came back from get off work and saw Zhang Wei walking around the living room as soon as he entered the door.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, why aren't you sleeping yet? Didn't you say you go to bed early every day? Get up for a midnight snack today. Oh, I'm so tired. Please get me a glass of milk." Zeng Xiaoxian walked in and saw Zhang Wei running to the refrigerator door. He asked Zhang Wei to get him some milk and sat at the dining table to rest for a while.

"You said being a public figure isn't easy, and I'm also the vice chairman of the neighborhood committee. You're saying I'm being naive every day."

Before he could finish his words, Zhang Wei took out milk from the refrigerator and poured it on his head, soaking Zeng Xiaoxian all over. The smile on Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned into shock, and Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide, at a loss.

"What are you doing? Are you crazy? Are you insane?" Zeng Xiaoxian stood up quickly, took off his clothes and shook off the milk.

"You want to murder me, but I have been prepared for this. Someone come here." Zhang Wei sleepwalked towards the balcony.

"You're not sleepwalking, are you? That's a balcony, don't jump." Zeng Xiaoxian turned around in panic and quickly ran to the balcony to hug Zhang Wei.

The next night, the pool table.

"You mean, I was sleepwalking?" Zhang Wei pretended to be clueless.

Zhang Wei: Oh my god, it’s been so long, how could I have forgotten about this? I almost jumped off the balcony, and I actually forgot about it. No, I must not let Dali know.

"Zhang Wei, you'd better admit that you were sleepwalking last night, otherwise Teacher Zeng will definitely kill you." Ziqiao was playing billiards.

"What did you dream about?" Guan Gu was very curious.

"I can't remember clearly. I dreamed of a secret visit, but there were rebels trying to murder me." Zhang Wei omitted part of the dream out of guilt.

"You're the only one who's going on an incognito visit." Ziqiao laughed.

"Hehe, that milk might be poisonous." Zeng Xiaoxian said with some resentment.

"You make Teacher Zeng smell like milk all day long." Guan Gu teased Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Why did you jump off the building? If I hadn't stopped you, you would have been in another world in disguise now." Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth.

"I can't remember clearly either." Zhang Wei pretended to think.

"Why have I never seen you sleepwalking before?" Ziqiao was very confused.

"Maybe it's because I'm not used to sleeping on the sofa. I may need some adaptation time." Zhang Wei gave the answer after a little thought.

"Hey, Zhang Wei, there's no need to be so frugal. Didn't I give you 2000 yesterday? If you really can't make it, just find a hotel or a motel and stay there for a few days. When Hu Yifei's anger subsides, I'll ask her to take the room back." Zeng Xiaoxian suggested.

Zeng Xiaoxian's os: Actually, I rented Zhang Wei's room purely to repay him a favor. After all, I heard from Hu Yifei that Zhang Wei helped most of the time with the radio incident. But with Zhang Wei's personality, he would definitely not accept direct money. It just so happened that I encountered this incident, so I took the opportunity to repay him a favor. After all, he seemed to be in dire straits.

"Forget it. I'm afraid of the different environment. What if I'm sleepwalking and no one is watching me? Then I'm dead. Otherwise, who of you can let me squeeze in tonight?" Zhang Wei began to set a trap.

"You know, I'm a mysophobe. I'm not used to sleeping with someone else. Besides, I come back late and do a live broadcast at night. You sleepwalk and I can't help you." Zeng Xiaoxian quickly refused. Based on yesterday's experience, he really didn't dare to sleep with Zhang Wei.

"See you later." Lu Ziqiao ran very fast, and Zhang Wei looked at the remaining Guan Gu.

"Guan Gu, you are really my best friend." Zhang Wei patted Guan Gu's shoulder with a smile.

"Guan Gu, please take care of Zhang Wei. I'll treat you to a drink some other day." Zeng Xiaoxian also patted Guan Gu's shoulder.

At night, Guan Gu’s room 3602.

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu lay on the same bed, and Zhang Wei tied his hands together with Guan Gu's hands with a rope, just like in his previous life.

Dali os: My boyfriend, in this life, you slept with you before you slept with me first, Guan Gu Shenqi, I want to challenge you one-on-one! (White screen space, Dali holding a knife and fork and gritting his teeth)

"What are you doing?" Guan Gu felt helpless as he looked at the rope in his hand.

"If I get up and jump off the building again at night, you will notice it this way." Zhang Wei explained with a smile.

"Please tie it loosely. If I can't save you, at least I won't be dragged down by you." Guan Gu was speechless.

"Guan Gu, this is the first time in my life that I sleep in the same bed with someone else." Zhang Wei was a little excited and acted crazily.

"But I feel weird." Guan Gu put Zhang Wei's hand aside.

"I think it's okay. Soft quilt, soft pillow, soft bed." Zhang Wei repeated these words as if he had done it in his previous life.

(The director said: "I advise you to finish this quickly, otherwise I'm afraid Guan Gu's life will be in danger." The director looked at the jealous little bear who was gritting his teeth and his eyes were about to spit fire. He was full of murderous intent. If looks could kill, Guan Gu would have died a thousand times over.)

"I'm not going to sleep for the time being. I'm afraid it will be dangerous if I fall asleep. I'd better watch a disc." Guan Gu sat up, picked up the computer next to him, opened it and started watching a disc.

"Guan Gu, is this movie good?"

"Operation Proposal, the Japanese drama ratings champion." Guan Gu said helplessly.

"Did you buy the copyright for the disc?"

"What's it got to do with you? You should just go to sleep." Guan Gu was helpless.

"Watching pirated movies is not recommended."

"I bought the genuine product, don't worry, just go to sleep." Guan Gu was getting a little excited.

"Don't you look tired without the subtitles?"

"Because I am Japanese." Guan Gu was speechless.

"You're still following such an old drama."

"I like Masami Nagasawa, is that not okay?" Guan Gu was a little angry.

"Okay, okay, I like her too." Zhang Wei was quiet for a while.

"But the female stars I like usually don't have a good ending. I used to like Iijima Ai, but then she died. I also liked Noriko Sakai, but then she started taking drugs." Guan Gu next to him was almost at his limit of patience.

"Do you think Masami Nagasawa takes drugs?"

Guan Gu turned off the computer angrily and beat Zhang Wei violently in the white screen space.

Boom boom boom!

"Ziqiao, come out, Lu Ziqiao." Guan Gu shouted angrily at the door of Lu Ziqiao's room. Finally, he pointed at Zhang Wei angrily. Zhang Wei was tied up and pretended to be innocent.

"What are you doing?" Lu Ziqiao came out of the room with sleepy eyes.

"He is yours, my room and my bed are all yours. I am going to go somewhere else, otherwise I will jump off the building." Guan Gu handed the rope that tied Zhang Wei to Lu Ziqiao, then rushed into Lu Ziqiao's room angrily and quickly closed the door.

"Good evening." Zhang Wei greeted happily.

"What are you doing to me? Hey, why don't you just put him in a brown paper bag and burn it?" Ziqiao was helpless. He turned around and took Zhang Wei's hand and went back to Guan Gu's room.

In the room, Lu Ziqiao made a bed on the floor for Zhang Wei and slept on the bed himself.

"I've never slept on an air mattress."

"This is a Simmons mattress, not an air mattress." Lu Ziqiao said listlessly.

"No wonder. I saw a TV ad that said there's a new air mattress that supports your waist while you sleep. Wouldn't that be more comfortable than this?"

"If you find this uncomfortable, you can go to the park and sleep on a bench." Ziqiao complained angrily.

"You know what, I've actually slept there before. Although it's a little cold, it's made of wood after all, so it's good for your back."

"You have to switch with me before you can calm down, right?" Ziqiao sat up from the bed angrily.

"I've already caused you so much trouble, how can I feel embarrassed?" Zhang Wei said modestly.

"Hurry up and change, and sleep on the bed." Ziqiao came out of bed weakly and exchanged beds with Zhang Wei.

"Just be quiet and go to sleep. I have a date tomorrow morning." Ziqiao begged.

"But I'm not very sleepy."

"Then count sheep, and you will fall asleep while counting." Ziqiao suggested.

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five sheep, six sheep, (an hour later) 2046 sheep, 2047 sheep."

"Ah, why haven't you fallen asleep yet?" Ziqiao was very upset.

"It may be because counting sheep originated from abroad. The pronunciation of the word 'sheep' in English is very similar to the pronunciation of the word 'sleep' in English. If you repeat it too much, it will have a psychological effect. Chinese people may not be able to adapt to foreign psychological effects."

"Then what do you want?" Ziqiao was devastated.

"I think we can count dumplings. The pronunciation of dumplings is similar to that of sleep, which is a psychological hint for Chinese people."

"Ok, please continue counting." Ziqiao collapsed and covered himself with the quilt and continued to sleep.

"One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings, five dumplings... ninety-six dumplings, wait!" Zhang Wei sat up from the bed, "I'm hungry!"

Lu Ziqiao was startled and quickly sat up, looking at Zhang Wei's collapse.

Guan Gu ps: I will never sleep in the same room with Zhang Wei again in this life.

Dali os: Guan Gu Shenqi, I want to challenge you to a duel.

Ziqiao os: You were sent by God to torture me.