Love Apartment Zhang Wei's powerful rebirth

"Si Guoyi, I've never seen a girl play all of Mario's games." Guan Gu looked at his game controller in shock.

"Ah! Dead again." Youyou looked at Guan Gu with regret.

"It's okay, Youyou, it's not you who died, it's Mario." Guan Gu glanced at Mario.

"Ah! I'm dead, she doesn't know how to play!" Mario retorted.

"You are the protagonist, and you have memorized the rest of the story. Can't you just hide a little? You did it on purpose." Guan Gu looked at Mario and whispered.

"Guan Gu, you actually helped her, huh!" Mario pushed Guan Gu angrily.

"You are my good friend and she is my girlfriend. I didn't help anyone." Guan Gu defended.

"It seems I have no choice but to take action myself!" Mario said angrily.

"What are we going to play next?" Youyou looked at the screen.

"Hmm~" Guan Gu looked at the game disc in his hand hesitantly

"Well, Mario Fighting, this time I'm dueling with her, and she's not allowed to choose me. If she loses, she'll have to admit that girls can't understand boys' world." Mario folded his arms.

"What if she wins?" Guan Gu asked.

"Then I'll disappear!" Mario walked aside.

In the study room.

"What the hell is this? Why don't I get drunk just by drinking it?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the bottle in his hand in confusion.

"Ah!" Yifei's face flushed and she staggered while holding onto the washing machine.

"Yifei, what's wrong with you? Why are you blushing?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked with concern.

"Feeling refreshed! We've been busy for a long time, and finally the space shuttle has been repaired." Yifei held the washing machine with a confused look.

"This is a washing machine." Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth in shock.

"Really? Then how did I find it in there? Aliens!" Yifei staggered and almost fell.

"Yifei, have you drunk too much?" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to go forward and support Yifei, but was afraid of being slapped and sent flying.

"I drank too much. I only drank yogurt. How can it be too much, Daniel Wu?" Yifei held Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

"Ah! Stand still. Aren't yogurt and black tea supposed to be refreshing? How could this happen?" Zeng Xiaoxian took the black tea bottle and smelled it in confusion.

"Oh! Oh! God bless me, I must be drunk." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the bottle in his hand in shock.

"Dear audience, the countdown for the space shuttle takeoff begins. 10, 9, 8, 6, 3, ignition." Yifei pressed the button on the washing machine.

In an instant the lights went out and music echoed in the study.

"I'm drunk! I'm drunk! How could this happen? I must be dreaming, right? Ah! It hurts." Zeng Xiaoxian hit himself hard twice.

"Zeng Xiaoxian! Did they invite you to the faculty and staff party?" Yifei approached Zeng Xiaoxian drunkenly.

"Yifei! Yifei! This is not a party, this is, this is our apartment! Apartment!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei cautiously.

"Come on, if this isn't a party, where's the music coming from? The space shuttle has successfully landed on the moon, we should celebrate. Let me show you how to get drunk Guifei!" Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian seductively.

"Fly me to the moon."

"And I let me play among the stars."

"Let me see what spring is on Jupiter and Mars."

Yifei danced with Zeng Xiaoxian as if he were a pole. Zeng Xiaoxian was completely stunned and stood there in a daze.

"On Jupiter and Mars." (What kind of spring is it)

"in other words."

"Please be true." (Please be true to me)

The two of them were leaning against each other, and the atmosphere was extremely ambiguous.

"in other words."

"I love you."

"Hey? Why is your face red?" Yifei pressed Zeng Xiaoxian under her.

"I, I'm drunk too." Zeng Xiaoxian said in panic.

"Then why don't you sing?"

“If you were one.”

"Shh! It's too ugly, even uglier than the duckling. Stop singing and talk." One interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian.

"What did you say?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.

"Don't you have something to say to me? Go ahead." Yifei leaned close to Zeng Xiaoxian.

"I!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's OS: What to say, what to say. You are not planning to tell her a joke at this time, right? Otherwise, you will really become a joke.

"Yifei, actually, I like it very much. Wow! What is that!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly pushed Yifei away in panic and jumped up.

"Boring, what is that?" Yifei looked at the ground in confusion.

"Cockroach! It's a cockroach!" Zeng Xiaoxian stood on the chair in panic.

"You've drunk too much, you rat." Yifei shook her head.

"Could it be?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought thoughtfully.

"No matter what it is, I'm going to beat him to death with my slipper." Yifei picked up a big wrench from the ground.

"Yifei, this is a wrench." Zeng Xiaoxian reminded.

"Don't move, I'm afraid of hurting you by mistake." Zeng Xiaoxian was staggering in Yifei's eyes.

"It's over there!" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed ahead.

"Watch me make a fortune." Yifei picked up the wrench and spun it madly.

When it turned to the third circle, the wrench hit Zeng Xiaoxian's head hard, and Zeng Xiaoxian fell asleep peacefully.

"Huh? Why did your tail fall off?" Yifei said this and then fell drunkenly on Zeng Xiaoxian.

on the balcony.

"Help, help!" Meijia shouted on the balcony.

"It's the middle of the night, no one would care about you!" Ziqiao leaned on the railing.

"It's all your fault. If you hadn't locked up Youyou, Guan Gu Yifei, and Xiaoxian, and tricked Zhang Wei and Dali Curry Sauce out, no one would have come to rescue us!" Meijia said angrily.

"It seems like you were the one who locked up Yifei and Teacher Zeng." Ziqiao said speechlessly.

"I have a solution. You can climb up to the balcony on the third floor." Meijia pointed downstairs.

"Come on, this is the 6th floor!"

"See? There's a crooked tree over there. You have to make sure you land there, on the right side of the railing, and then use the force to slide to the safety ladder.

Remember, you must grab it and then swing yourself up. If the angle is right, you will land right on the balcony on the third floor. What do you think?" Meijia looked at Ziqiao.

"Why me?" Ziqiao said unconvincedly.

"Because you're a man! You're more agile."

"Do you think I'm the Prince of Persia? What if I fall to death?" Ziqiao looked at Meijia speechlessly.

"If you fell to your death, someone would find you, and I would be saved too." Meijia said happily.

Zhang Wei ps: Let’s have some fun, my flash dance is unbeatable!