Love Apartment Zhang Wei's powerful rebirth

"Let me review it for you. Let's start with Ziqiao. He's very petty!" Youyou patted Meijia.

The bar on the other side.

"Look at that guy's tasteless hairstyle and unnecessary glasses. I feel ashamed for him!" Ziqiao said gritting his teeth.

"But he is still taller than you." Guan Gu said disdainfully.

"Ah!" Ziqiao ran away angrily.

apartment.

"Second, the big talker!" Youyou gestured exaggeratedly.

bar.

"What? You were taller than me three years ago?" Guan Gu was so angry that he laughed.

"Yes, it was all because of the car accident three years ago. If I hadn't flown up to save a little girl crossing the road, my leg would not have been amputated." Ziqiao said seriously.

"Actually, my legs have had the same experience as yours." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at his legs.

apartment.

"Oh, what about Optics Valley?" Meijia asked.

"He has even more shortcomings. First, his horns are sharp!" Youyou put her hands on her head pretending to be holding horns.

bar.

"Aren't you and Aped only four centimeters taller than me? Is that so great?" Ziqiao said angrily.

"Listen carefully, it's not four centimeters taller, it's 4.65 centimeters taller.

"Round it up and it's 4.7 centimeters, round it up again and it's 5 centimeters, and round it up again and it's 10 centimeters!" Guan Gu said proudly.

apartment.

"Second, the violent one!" Youyou imitated Guan Gu's classic seppuku suicide.

"Zi Qiao, one game will decide the outcome. If I lose, I will admit that I am full of shortcomings!" Guan Gu said excitedly.

"What if he loses?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Then let him commit suicide by disembowelment!" Guan Gu said angrily.

apartment.

"What if Aped has their shortcomings!" Youyou swallowed.

"Small-minded + big talker + stubborn + violent!" Mika said in shock.

"That's simply a perfect lover?" Mika asked doubtfully.

"A mental patient." Youyou said helplessly.

Youyouos: People often use escape to solve problems, but we must admit that every coin has its other side.

Is he a perfect lover or a psychopath? All the answers are just a matter of time.

(Three days later) Bar and restaurant.

"Hello, Aped, when will you arrive? I've been waiting for you for a long time." Mika was talking on the phone to Aped.

"Meijia, I can't come to see you today. I, I ran into some trouble."

"If you had any trouble with your exhibition, you should have told me earlier." Mika said resentfully.

"No, listen to me, my art exhibition was attacked by two idiot terrorists, and they destroyed my favorite work.

They also stole my shoes. Now the police are here, but they don’t believe me.

I know I must sound like a lunatic right now, but you'll believe me, won't you?"

"Your shoes were taken away!" Meijia said in shock.

"These shoes are very important to me. If I catch those two Indians, I will definitely kill them." Aped said angrily.

Evening, 3601.

"He is indeed a psychopath, and a very serious one," Youyou analyzed.

"But that's impossible!" Mika was holding a rabbit doll and eating a lollipop.

"Zi Qiao often makes up some strange stories to gain girls' curiosity and sympathy. You must be familiar with this!" Youyou reminded.

"But he won't be like Aped, who called me 23 times in a row and told me that I must believe him!" Mika thought.

"This is Guan Gu's characteristic. To put it nicely, it's persistence. To put it bluntly, it's just a square head." Youyou gestured.

"I guess he's encountered some difficulties, otherwise he wouldn't be so hysterical."

"Maybe he ruined the exhibition himself. Guan Gu sometimes gets angry for no reason when he doesn't like his own work." Youyou stood up.

"What if what he said is true?" Mika asked.

"You said it was one in a million, so what about the remaining nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine percent?" Youyou spread out his hands.

"But I promised Aped to accompany him to the next stop of his exhibition. I'm going to Kuala Lumpur the day after tomorrow!" Meijia said excitedly.

"Meijia, I'm worried that this Aped isn't as mature as you thought. You should be worried," Youyou reminded.

Aped OS: Ah Ge, Ah Ge, what's wrong with me? I have a cold? It must be the fault of those two terrorists, damn it, don't let me catch them!

(Time goes back to the first night when everyone met Meijia.)

"Where the hell did these two go? They didn't answer the phone." Zhang Wei said on the phone.

"My dear boyfriend, the bartender told me that he saw Zhao Haitang pulling the curry sauce to the south." Dali ran to Zhang Wei.

"Okay, then let's drive south and search slowly." Zhang Wei took out the car keys.

"Ding ding ding ding!"

At this moment, Zhang Wei's phone rang.

"Hello, Grandpa Li, what can I do for you?" Zhang Wei asked puzzledly after answering the phone.

"Zhang Xiaozi, two of your friends came to my place for barbecue and got drunk. They are the two who brought me here for dinner some time ago.

A slightly chubby, dark-skinned girl, and a thin, gentle boy wearing glasses.

If you have time, please come and pick them up. It's late at night and these two are drunk. I'm really worried about letting them go back on their own."

"Okay, I'll be there right away. Grandpa Li, please keep an eye on them for me. Okay, thank you for your help." Zhang Wei hung up the phone.

"Are the curry sauces with Grandpa Li?" Dali asked.

"Yeah! Grandpa Li told me that Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang are eating at his stall now. They also drank a lot of wine and are drunk.

Grandpa Li was worried about the two of them going back drunk late at night, fearing that they might be in danger, so he called me.

Asked me if I had time to pick them up." Zhang Wei pressed the key and opened the car door.

On the other side, at the stall, Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce were drinking from their glasses.

"Cheers!" He drank the curry sauce in one gulp.

"Cheers!" Zhao Haitang drank in small sips.

Don't ask him why he didn't drink the whole glass. The question is, he tried it and almost got killed.

“In this situation, I couldn’t help but recite a poem.

When wine enters my heart, I feel sad and my mind is uneasy; when I look at the stars with drunken eyes, I feel uneasy.

All the love and hate in the past are lingering in my dreams tonight.

The threads of love are entangled like thorny vines, and the endless longing accompanies the rising tide.

I wish I could turn into a spring breeze to brush your sleeves, and send my regrets to the long pavilion." Zhao Haitang smiled helplessly and took another sip of wine.

"Haha, it sounds nice, although I don't understand what this poem means." Curry Sauce smiled foolishly.

"It's good that you don't understand. Keep drinking. It turns out that only you can understand your own sorrow." Zhao Haitang raised his glass.

"If I'm not mistaken, it has something to do with Sister Dali. I advise you to give up. You can't beat Lawyer Zhang.

I can tell that Dali likes Lawyer Zhang very much, and Lawyer Zhang also likes Dali very much. You don’t stand a chance.” Curry Sauce gnawed on the pig’s feet.

Dali ps: Tang'er, if I catch you later, you'll be dead.