Love Apartment Zhang Wei's powerful rebirth

"Pfft, then why don't you throw it away?" Guan Gu spat out a mouthful of milk.

"Hey, why don't we just throw away the refrigerator? I've been wanting to buy a new one for a long time. Let's take a look and decide which one to choose." Zeng Xiaoxian picked up a magazine on the table.

"You should ask Zhang Wei. A new person came to the apartment yesterday and bought a lot of things." Guan Gu tore off a piece of bread.

"Newcomers? Male or female, tall or short, fat or thin? That's not right. Isn't there no room in 3601?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked doubtfully.

"That's the dark-skinned girl from last time, her name is Kafeijiang.

Originally, there wasn't one, but Dali moved in with Zhang Wei, so we had an extra room." Guan Gu ate some bread.

"It's curry sauce, right? Wait, you just said that Dali and Zhang Wei live together!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Guan Gu in shock.

"Yes, what's wrong?" Guan Gu pondered.

"Dali, that beast, finally attacked Zhang Wei. Why, Guan Gu, you look like you're worried. Did Youyou cheat on you?" Zeng Xiaoxian took a bite of the chicken leg.

"Of course not, don't talk nonsense, it was just yesterday." Guan Gu recalled.

Yesterday, the bar.

"Let me introduce you. This is the new bartender Jin, and this is my boyfriend Guan Gu." Youyou pulled Guan Gu to sit at the front desk of the bar.

"Wow, your boyfriend is so handsome. How did you two get together?" Jin asked curiously.

"Well, this is simple and can be described in four words." Guan Gu smiled.

"Love at first sight?" Jin asked doubtfully.

"It's none of your business." Guan Gu said speechlessly

Jin turned and left.

"Am I using the new idiom I learned incorrectly?" Guan Gu asked Youyou.

"Guan Guan, who did you learn this from? I'm just asking casually, I don't mean any harm." Youyou patted Guan Gu lightly.

"But those bartenders are so gossipy that the entertainment reporters are starving to death with them."

"But I think this is great. Sharing with one more person means one more blessing." Youyou said with a smile.

"I also have a story to share with you." Guan Gu coughed twice.

"tell me the story."

"According to reliable sources, Song Zude and Luo Yufeng are sisters, and NBA will soon be acquired by CB Yue.

"Ma Yun bought a fighter jet on Taobao a few days ago and got two kilograms of missiles as a free gift," Guan Gu said seriously.

"Except for the first one, what are all the other messes?"

"These are what the bartenders told me, so I say, cherish life and stay away from gossip." Guan Gu said seriously.

"Guan Gu, if I really want you to answer how we got together, what would you say?" Youyou looked at Guan Gu with joy.

"Four words."

"You dare!" Youyou's face darkened.

"I will answer truthfully. I have had a crush on you for a long time, and then we got together." Guan Gu held Youyou's hand affectionately.

"No more!" Youyou spread out his right hand.

"Gone."

"You're so boring." Youyou walked away with a bitter face.

"I call this boring?" Guan Gu asked doubtfully.

(Time goes back to the present)

"That's right, you are very boring, brother. Your ability to generalize is too strong." Zeng Xiaoxian chewed on a bone.

"Why should the whole world know about Youyou and I's privacy? I'm not Miss Guo." Lao Gu said angrily.

"What happened next?" Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed another piece of pork elbow and started chewing on it.

Yesterday afternoon, at the bar.

"What's the deal between you and your boyfriend?" the beautiful bartender at the bar asked Youyou.

"This question is so embarrassing." Youyou laughed out loud.

Guan Gu walked into the bar and was about to order a drink when he saw Youyou and was about to go up to say hello.

"It all started with a shipwreck five years ago!" Youyou said with a serious expression.

Guan Gu was stunned for a moment and stood there.

Guan Gu os: Shipwreck? No, I need to hear what happened.

Guan Gu covered himself with his hat and hid aside, eavesdropping.

"That day, there was thick fog. I was on the Black Pearl Cruise, sailing on the Caribbean Sea, which was covered with icebergs." He narrated the story in a vivid and moving voice.

Guan Gu, who was standing by, widened his eyes when he heard Caribbean.

"Suddenly, there was a bang, @♀&￠&, ￡%&{&}. (Two minutes omitted here)

Suddenly, Guan Gu appeared in front of me. I thought he was going to... @♀&￠&, ￡%&{&}. (10 minutes omitted here)

Guan Gu, who was standing behind, was stunned when he heard this.

"Who knows he said, You jump I jump, @♀&￠&, ￡%&{&}. (90 minutes omitted here)

Just like that, in the midst of the raging fire, he carried me out of Leifeng Pagoda (a once-in-a-thousand-year wait).

Although he lost his right arm (wait a minute), and also lost the right to inherit the royal family (a thousand years of waiting), but in the end we are still together." Youyou smiled and took a sip of juice.

"Are you done?" Guan Gu couldn't bear to listen any longer and stepped forward to interrupt Youyou.

"Oh, you scared me. When did you arrive?" Youyou covered her chest.

"It started from the Caribbean Sea five years ago." Guan Gu said speechlessly.

"My boyfriend." Youyou pulled Guan Gu over and introduced him to the beautiful bartender.

The beautiful bartender smiled and stared at Guan Gu's hand.

"Do you want me to take it down and show it to you?" Guan Gu moved his right hand angrily. "Why are you talking nonsense?"

"Can't I find some romance for myself? It's better than your story." Youyou drank juice.

"But what you said is not true." Guan Gu said helplessly.

"Hey, Youyou." A couple in black clothes waved to Youyou.

"Hi." Youyou also waved politely.

"Youyou, this is your boyfriend. Didn't you say he is blind?" The boy stared into Guan Gu's eyes.

"Where were these eyeballs made? They're so realistic, they even move." The girl said in shock.

Youyouos: It’s over, I was caught red-handed.

"How many versions have you walked through?" Guan Gu took a deep breath and looked at Youyou helplessly.

Youyou smiled embarrassedly.

(Back to this morning)

"There are only three or four in total. Adding the version that was not finished before, it's barely four and a half." Youyou explained.

"Youyou, Guan Gu is a Japanese. Being dull is Guan Gu's characteristic. Don't be angry with him." Zeng Xiaoxian was gnawing on a pork elbow in the bar.

"I don't want to either, Yifei, Yumo goes to work during the day.

Dali and Zhang Wei went out on a date again during the day, the new Curry Sauce was busy looking for a job, and Guan Gu just did some painting every day. I was almost depressed to death.

And yesterday I took a test on my love happiness index. It was out of 100 points, and I only scored 4.

"It's only one point below the worst tier, and I can't even find a conclusion, and I even cheated," Youyou said gloomily.

"Why do you have to make a fuss about a test? These tests are all scams." Zeng Xiaoxian comforted.

Zhao Haitang os: Tired, I am so tired, why should I follow behind Curry Sauce and help Curry Sauce move things. "