Love Apartment Zhang Wei's powerful rebirth

PM, 3601.

"No way, even Guan Gu needs to find a job!" Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed a magazine back and forth.

"Yes, his visa has expired. If he can't find a job, he will be deported." Youyou said helplessly.

"Forced repatriation to the place of registered residence." Yifei seemed to be thinking about something.

"Why don't you just ask Zhang Wei to introduce one? With Zhang Wei's status and connections, it would only take a few minutes to introduce a new job to Guan Gu. It shouldn't be too easy. Why do you have to find it yourself?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.

"I thought so too. Originally, Zhang Wei said he would call his senior and ask him to give Guan Gu a position in his senior's company to get his visa first, and then he would help Guan Gu find a suitable job.

"But I don't know why Guan Gu wouldn't agree, why he didn't want to trouble Zhang Wei too much, and insisted on finding a job himself in the next few days." Youyou said frantically.

"I guess, 80% of the time, Guan Gu's male chauvinism has come back. Why don't you go back and try to persuade him again." Zeng Xiaoxian sat down.

"It's useless. I know Guan Gu's temper. He's stubborn as hell, just like a bull. Once he makes up his mind, even eight horses can't pull him back.

"Alas, so he really needs a Chinese resume now. You know, his Chinese is not good. Not to mention resumes, he even has trouble understanding calendars. Sister Yifei, do you have any ready-made resumes that he can refer to?" Youyou asked.

"Wow, if you copied her resume, Guan Gu will definitely be wanted by all employers." Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head away.

"What's wrong with my resume!" Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"What's wrong? It's so long and boring. Recruiters nowadays are very realistic. They won't spend more than 30 seconds reading a resume. It would take them more than half an hour to finish reading hers." Zeng Xiaoxian retorted.

"That means I have a rich resume. Just listing all my honors would take up more than three pages of A4 paper. Do you have one?" Yifei said disdainfully.

"Then there's no need to include the kindergarten origami competition."

"You don't understand this. These competitions are very telling." Yifei defended.

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"Does it mean that your origami skills are very advanced?" Zeng Xiaoxian spread out his hands.

"Wrong. The number of honors received since childhood can reflect a person's competitive spirit. No unit would want to hire a person without ambition, do you know? Youyou." Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"But Guan Gu told me that he had never won any honors. At most, he participated in the Kanagawa Prefecture basketball competition, but was eliminated by Xiangbei High School in the preliminary round." Youyou recalled.

"Xiangbei? Why does it sound so familiar?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought.

"The competition in society today is very fierce. I've even heard that some recruiters will randomly pick a few resumes from a pile and throw them directly into the trash because they don't want to accept those who are unlucky."

Yifei looked at Youyou seriously, "So, your resume must be very eye-catching and must show your competitiveness."

"Oh, I understand. Thank you, Sister Yifei." Youyou got up and ran away.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, do you have any dissatisfaction with me?" Yifei stood up and slammed the table.

"No, how could that be? By the way, I suggest you let Guan Gu participate in Taekwondo as well, so that he will be more competitive." Zeng Xiaoxian said sarcastically.

"That's the fact. Practicing Taekwondo can indeed increase people's sense of competition. That's why I let students undergo devilish training. This will become a turning point in their life trajectory." Yifei nodded with satisfaction.

"Why do you insist on changing other people's life trajectory? He doesn't have his own path. Not everyone has to compete, let alone this kind of physical competition." Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully.

"It is precisely because of your lazy mentality that your position as the host at midnight is unshakable." Yifei retorted.

"Then do you have any perfect plan?" Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth.

"Of course I had a plan. In the education field, it's called the victory stimulus method," Yifei recalled.

"Dear students, I have an exciting news to tell you. I have registered you for the college Taekwondo League this weekend. You will have the opportunity to compete with professional players from major universities and defeat them. Are you excited?" Yifei asked with a smile.

For a moment, everyone who was still standing there listening to Yifei's words scattered like birds and fled in all directions.

"Look, when they heard about the competition, they were so happy that they couldn't even speak. They all went home excitedly to prepare." Yifei smiled happily.

"Hahaha, excited? So excited that you're banging your head against the wall. Can't you see that they were scared away by you, Master Miejue!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed.

"Scared away? What's there to be afraid of? Every time I have a competition, I am so excited." Yifei put her hands on her hips.

"That's you. You also said that he is a college student, a human being. Being afraid is everyone's right." Zeng Xiaoxian explained.

"I'm a human being too." Yifei retorted.

"No, no, no, you are not a human, you are lonely. Do normal people have Turbo Boost? I know your CPU is very powerful, but please also consider whether the other hardware is good." Zeng Xiaoxian sat aside.

"I'm urging them to upgrade across the board. History tells us that those who lag behind will be beaten. Only the latest technology can adapt to the mainstream of society." Yifei clenched her fists.

"Then may I ask if you have an i3, i5, or i7?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked sarcastically.

"Hmph, just continue on your mediocre path in life. My students will never let me down. They will trample on your vulgar outlook on life with a hearty victory. Humph." Yifei turned and left.

(Five days later)

Evening, 3602.

"It's been five days and I haven't received any interview notification from any company!" Guan Gu said, holding his cell phone.

"Don't be anxious, stay calm." Youyou comforted.

Zhang Wei turned his head away guiltily.

"My dear boyfriend, what's wrong with you?" Dali next to him asked with concern.

"Well, I can't tell you now. I'll tell you later." Zhang Wei said in a low voice.

"Yu Mo, how is it? Is there any news from your company?" Youyou asked anxiously as she looked at Yu Mo who came in.

Yu Mo shook his head helplessly and handed the disc to Guan Gu.

"It was returned. Our company executive said he had already seen the video."

"What?" Guan Gu took the disc.

"That's impossible. I took this photo a few days ago. Did your executives see it on Zhaopin?" Youyou asked.

"No, our company executive said that he saw it on the Sina homepage while at work. Now it's been reposted everywhere, including Tianya, Kaixin, PPS, and the video section of Love Apartment." Yu Mo said helplessly.

Yumo ps: I can only say that Youyou is so imaginative, it’s amazing.

Zhang Wei ps: When Guan Gu has kids in the future, I will show this video to his kids, hahahaha. But I should call Xiao Hei later and ask him to help take it down.