After she entered the book, she just wanted to live with her

Chapter 243 Extra: Black and White Impermanence

[Underworld Government Affairs Hall·Today's Special Recruitment for the Black Impermanence Post]

A skull-shaped billboard is playing a holographic advertisement, and a three-headed dog is chewing a highlighter and adding terms in the back: Mengpo soup is provided during the internship period, and an exclusive skin for Black Wuchang will be given when you become a regular employee. If you meet the KPI requirements, you can unlock a two-person Naihe Bridge sightseeing bus.

"Ah!"

The little white cat with silver spots sleeping on the spirit book suddenly sneezed, and its paw pads slapped the red spider lily on the corner of the table away.

Gu Cheng sat up with his matted fur on his head, his tail impatiently lashing at the pile of resumes on the desk. "Fifty-eight applicants have already been devoured by the gluttonous ghost during the practical assessment... It's time to update the question bank for the Underworld Civil Service Examination!"

It’s all because the original Black and White Impermanence have been reincarnated. Gu Yuyuan threw him here to do this first, and he still lacks a partner but can’t find one. It’s so annoying!

"Ding-dong-"

The bronze door knocker of the government hall made a crisp sound, and Niutou, who was adding ingredients to Mengpo soup, shuddered. "Master Gu! Another person has come to apply for the job!"

Gu Cheng immediately shrank his cat ears into airplane ears, and used his claws to draw an inky light array in the air.

When the black fog dissipated, a young man dressed in Bai Wuchang's clothes sat on the table with his legs crossed, his head covered with two tufts of adobe hair. "Let's make it clear first, the 996 work system requires signing a life and death agreement, and the year-end bonus is helping three thousand-year-old resentful ghosts reincarnate... Wait!"

He stared at the figure stepping over the threshold and suddenly got stuck.

The young man slowly approached in a black robe, the gold embroidery on his chest still showing signs of being violently torn.

Xihuai slammed his resume on the table with an expressionless face, his sleeves stained with suspicious ketchup: "Resume."

The imperial magic pen in Gu Cheng's hand fell into the inkstone with a "click", and the imperial magic pen stood up and shook itself in dissatisfaction.

It's so dirty and embarrassing!

It is now a staff member of the underworld, the Judge's Pen.

【Black Impermanence Application Registration Form】

Name: Xihuai (crossed out) coal boss

Age: Forever 18

Specialties: tearing apart evil spirits with bare hands (crossed out) and liberating the dead

Job intention: To make a living (crossed out) and serve the underworld

"Has the Lord God Realm finally become so poor that it has to cross over to the other realm to beg for food?" Gu Cheng flipped through the resume with a loud noise, and suddenly leaned close to the torn golden code on the other person's chest, "Wait! You're fired?"

Xi Huai suddenly started coughing violently, a suspicious red flush appearing on the tips of his ears. "The main divine realm is carrying out an energy-saving and personnel reduction campaign."

"So the optimized world spirit is here to steal the ghost messenger's job?" Gu Cheng's shoulders trembled from trying to hold back his laughter. Suddenly, he transformed into a white cat and pounced on the other person's shoulder. "Let me make it clear first. If you dare to use the magic of the main divine realm to interfere with the underworld's KPI..."

"Snapped!"

Five candied haws suddenly fell on the table.

Xi Huai put on a deadpan face and took out more snacks from his fourth-dimensional pocket: "You can use this to offset your probationary period salary."

The Horse-Faced Guard, peeking from behind the screen, excitedly tugged at the Ox-Headed Guard's tie, "It's Meng Po's latest spicy Meng Po soup-flavored candied haws! They're being sold for three soul-locking chains on the black market!"

"No!" Gu Cheng refused righteously, his round cat-like eyes glaring at him fiercely.

He still remembered that this guy pushed him off the cliff and took his position as system administrator.

Xihuai clicked on the holographic screen, "Recently, I collected a set of furniture drawings with cat forms that are out of print..."

Gu Cheng's pupils narrowed, and then he pretended nothing happened: "Ahem, well, let's take the exam first."

[Written Exam: A Test of Hellish Wisdom]

The ghost HR wearing reading glasses was reading out the exam questions: "Question 1: How would you respond if you encountered a socially retarded person who played his dark history on a loop on Wangxiang TV?"

Xihuai's feather pen swishes: It is suggested to produce a talent show "Underworld 101" and let Lord Gu be the judge of the resurrection competition.

"Question 2: Encountering a paranoid ghost who is convinced that he was killed by a locked room killer?"

"Arrange for him to play a script-killing game with the Earthbound Spirit. The winner will be rewarded with a voucher for Mengpo Soup."

Gu Cheng's cat tail suddenly wrapped around his wrist: "The third question is a life-or-death question. What if your boss turns into a cat and insists you rub his belly?"

Niutou, who was stealing candied haws, was suddenly choked.

Xihuai's pen tip hovered three inches above the rice paper. Suddenly, he reached out and pinched the cat's neck. "According to Article 98 of the 'Code of Conduct for Underworld Civil Servants, petting cats is prohibited during working hours."

"Meow! This is workplace bullying!"

Xihuai had no choice but to touch the kitten's head and comfort it.

[Practical Assessment: Huangquan Road Newbie Training]

"Um...I fell to my death last month from eating mushrooms at an internet-famous restaurant."

A mushroom-headed ghost floated over, holding a selfie stick. "Can I post one last time on WeChat Moments? The dead ghost's daily tags are really popular..."

Xihuai's holographic screen suddenly appeared, crackling with a string of data: "If you get over a million likes, you can apply for priority reincarnation. Do you need to buy the trending search package? Now top up your ghost money and get a second cup of Mengpo soup at half price."

Gu Cheng rolled around on the Soul Locking Chain with laughter: "As expected of the 001 in the main divine realm, but our Black Impermanence's KPI is the number of souls captured, not the turnover."

Suddenly, a ball of pink mist crashed into the barrier: "Brother Huai, I want to die with you!"

Xi Huai instantly hugged Gu Cheng in his arms and kicked the mist away: "According to Article 1 of the Underworld Anti-Workplace Sexual Harassment Ordinance, I will keep myself clean."

Gu Cheng was furious: "How come the love-suicide ghost I saved last month has become your toxic fan!"

He is also very handsome, why don't you commit suicide with him?

【Final Assessment · BOSS Direct Recruitment Site】

Gu Cheng shook the cat toy that the Soul Locking Chain had transformed into: "One last question, why did you choose the underworld?"

Xi Huai looked at the red spider lilies beside the Naihe Bridge and suddenly reached out to catch the falling petals: "The moonlight in the Lord God Realm is too cold."

"Huh?" The little white cat's ears twitched. "Where's your main god?"

"I went to the Three Thousand Small Worlds to chase my wife." Xi Huai had a blank expression.

"Why is it the same as Gu Yuyuan? I heard that Xingxing seems to have been reincarnated as a noble lady and is enjoying a good life." The little white cat wagged its tail. "It would be great if you also have a wife to pursue, you can come along."

Xihuai suddenly stuffed the candied haws into the cat's mouth and said, "Bai Wuchang's tail is losing a lot of hair. It's time to apply for work injury compensation."

Gu Cheng chewed hawthorn and protested incoherently: "This lord now approves you to be the Black Impermanence. But there are three rules: you are not allowed to write code in the Book of Life and Death! You are not allowed to do big data analysis for Mengpo Soup! And..."

He suddenly threw out a lace apron: "You have to wear this to work every day!"

Xi Huai stared at the pink apron embroidered with "The Cutest Worker in the Underworld" and silently took out a bottle of hair growth product. "Deal. Come here, I'll fix your bald tail hair first."

The Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced Demon who was secretly filming was suddenly chased three miles away by the Angry Cat. The entire underworld was filled with Gu Cheng's roar:

"It's molting time! Molting time!!"

The exhausted kitten lay on the stone platform pretending to be a dead fish.

A large hand with distinct joints took up the pink and tender cat paw and pressed a handprint on the holographic screen.

A mechanical voice sounded in Gu Cheng's mind, "The system administrator has been successfully replaced. The highest administrator is Gu Cheng."

The kitten seemed unaware of this sudden change and still maintained its dead fish look, but its slightly trembling whiskers betrayed a hint of joy in its heart.

"Hmph, don't think I'll forgive you just like that!" The tip of the furry white tail gently slapped Xihuai's wrist, making a satisfied purr.

Xi Huai said nothing, with a doting smile on his lips.