Mommy, open the door, your little baby is in trouble again

"Professor, I know you have always wanted a precious granddaughter.

But Du Ziteng is someone else's child after all.

Can you please not show your love too obviously?

After all, there are hundreds of thousands of netizens watching the live broadcast.

Why can't you talk about business first? "

cough cough...

Professor Murong, the little old man, could only use laughter to hide his embarrassment. No, was it not so obvious that I liked this three-year-old baby?

Across the live broadcast room camera, little Teng Teng was laughing softly:

"Grandpa, were you just praising me?"

Professor Murong: "Haha, that's right, Grandpa, of course I am really praising you, right?

You are so cute, how could grandpa have the heart to blame you? "

Liu Shiyu was arrogant and unconvinced: "She is not cute, I am the cutest little princess in the world."

Zhang Tuantuan made a naughty face towards Liu Shiyu:

"Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, you are not cute. Cute children will not be as unreasonable as you.

Little Teng Teng is the cutest child."

Little Teng Teng also made a face at Liu Shiyu in a soft and sticky way:

"Lie, lie, lie, little Teng Teng is cute, and sister Tuan Tuan is cute too, but you are not cute."

Liu Shiyu was dissatisfied: "Humph, I am the cutest, I am the little princess of all of you.

You all have to kneel down before me."

Zhang Tuantuan's eyes rolled around: "I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, you bastard!"

Little Teng Teng stuck out her pink tongue mischievously: "Sister Tuantuan, shouldn't turtles be stewed in soup?"

Seeing the three little girls arguing with each other on the stage,

The host Xiao Sa quickly spoke up to stop the three little girls. After all, the program crew had limited time to record the live show, and as the host, he had to push the program forward!

"Three little princesses, could you please stop arguing and listen to me?"

After hearing what the host said, the three little girls finally quieted down. All three of them looked at the host, Xiao Sa, with their eyes wide open.

Wait for the host Xiao Sa to speak again!

The three little girls' eyes and expectations made the host Xiao Sa have to try to figure out the three little guys' thoughts and respond:

"In fact, every girl is born a little princess.

So you three little ones are all cute and beautiful little princesses!"

Little Teng Teng pouted: "But I don't want to be a princess,

The princesses in fairy tales are so useless.

Someone always has to rescue her.”

The host, Xiao Sa Le He, asked Xiao Teng Teng: "If you don't want to be a little princess, what do you want to be?"

Little Teng Teng touched her nose with her soft little hand and thought for a while: "I haven't decided on a nest yet. I'll tell you when I do!"

Zhang Tuantuan also said seriously: "I don't want to be a little princess either.

I want to be a great hero, a great hero."

The host, Xiao Sa, was amused and said, "That's really amazing!"

Zhang Tuantuan's eyes were firm: "It's super super awesome."

Liu Shiyu's proud little face was filled with joy: "Since they are not little princesses, then I will be the little princess of WeChat in the future.

All of you must call me Your Highness."

The host, Xiao Sa, chimed in: "Okay, Her Royal Highness Princess Liu Shiyu."

After all, the smooth running of the program depends on him as the host.

Liu Shiyu's mother is Su Yumo, the famous actress.

You have to follow when it’s time to follow!

Back to the topic, the host Xiao Sa once again showed a professional smile to the camera:

"The three little girls are so cute and adorable. Of course, every child in a family is a little princess or prince.

Parents always give all their love to their children selflessly.

Especially for mothers, the pain of pregnancy, childbirth, and the hardship of raising children, I believe everyone is familiar with the word "mother".

Let us remember to say to every mother in the world, "Mom, you have worked hard." through the variety show "Celebrity Moms Revealed."

Because there are nine other lucky netizens waiting to connect,

Professor Murong, I'll leave the rest of the time to you and Du Ziteng, okay?"

Professor Murong nodded in understanding, his expression becoming slightly more serious as he began a serious discussion:

"Little Du Ziteng, could you please explain again in detail how you solved this function problem in the International Mathematics Competition?"

Little Teng Teng's cute little sister said, "This rooster's [absolute convergence and conditional convergence] solution is correct!"

Professor Murong nodded: "The formula is correct, but I can't deduce the correct answer!"

Little Teng Teng spit out small bubbles of saliva: "The rooster is right, but the answer is wrong!

On the other hand, using a rooster to prove the question is wrong!"

Professor Murong suddenly understood: "That makes sense!"

Xiao Teng Teng: "Using the rooster to deduce that the question is invalid is the answer ⊙?⊙"

Professor Murong suddenly saw the light: "Why didn't I think of that?

Go on, go on!"

Xiao Teng Teng and Professor Murong were chatting enthusiastically in the live broadcast room, and there was a feeling of mutual admiration between heroes.

However, at this moment, all the staff of the TV station suffered:

"Do you understand what Du Ziteng and Professor Murong are talking about?"

"Hey, I only heard the little baby talking about cock, cock for a long time.

No, what does this math problem have to do with roosters? "

"Of course you don't understand such a profound math problem. If you did, you would be a professor.

I think this might be an upgraded version of the chicken-and-rabbit-in-one-cage scenario.”

"Awesome, Knas, why don't you say you're the smartest person on TV?"

"That's right. My mom said I was smart since I was little. If I had received the same good education as I do now, I might have been a child prodigy."

……

Hundreds of thousands of netizens in the live broadcast room were completely paralyzed:

【It’s over, I suspect I’m just a fool! 】

[No doubt, you are, of course, me too.]

【Hello everyone, I am the new fool. 】

[Fool +1]

【Fool＋】

[Although I didn't understand a word of what Xiao Teng Teng said, I felt that what she said made a lot of sense! ]

[I understand. You are pretending to know when you don't.]

[No, is this math or English? Aren't X, Y, Z, A, B, C all English letters?]

[Upstairs, don't talk, or you'll reveal your foolish nature.]

[I just said that human evolution didn't take me with it, right?]

[Sure enough, Nuwa created humans based on her mood.]

[Seeing Professor Murong nodding his head rapidly, I knew this matter was definitely not simple!]

……

At this moment, Professor Murong was still completely impressed by Xiao Teng Teng's novel thinking and problem-solving ideas.

Sure enough, what the three-year-old baby said was right. Compared with her, he was indeed a stupid old man.

Now that I think about it, it was a bit self-deprecating and flattering to defend that little kid Du Ziteng.

I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it, I absolutely didn’t expect it!

Professor Murong finally couldn't contain his excitement and laughed out loud:

"Hahahaha, little friend Du Ziteng, you are truly a well-deserved little genius.

In just five minutes, you solved this difficult math problem that had baffled all the mathematical geniuses in China.

Incredible, absolutely incredible."

[No, she actually can? ]

[That's it. This makes me look even more stupid.]

[As expected, cattle and horses are born, and genius is also born, and it has nothing to do with the brand of diapers you wear.]

[Go alone to a 666]

[Amazing! Xiao Teng Teng is not only good at math, but I didn't expect her to be so good at English too!]

[Upstairs, is there a possibility that no English was spoken at all during the whole process! ]

[Impossible, absolutely impossible.]

【Haha, upstairs, how presumptuous of you. 】

[It's really quite presumptuous. Sorry to bother you. My IQ isn't suitable for staying in a live broadcast room.]

[Hello everyone, I am the fool plus8+256 version]

[What a coincidence! I'm using the 6+128 version of the idiot puls.]

[My brain has no memory at all~_~ Am I proud? ]