Mommy, open the door, your little baby is in trouble again
Chapter 80 What’s the difference between this and pooping in public?
"Tsk, if you can't, then you can't. What does it mean to have no answer?"
"Hey, I thought I was so awesome and smart, but I'm such a disgrace!"
"Hahaha, idiot, idiot, she is just an idiot."
"I don't want to record a show with such a stupid kid!"
"Little Du Ziteng, why did you lie if you didn't know how to answer the question?"
Facing the sarcasm from Su Yumu, Zhang Chenxi, and their two children, Li Yanran rolled her eyes and said:
"Are you done?
Just shut up when you're done.
No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak!"
Zhang Tuantuan put his hands on his hips and faced Su Yumo and the others fiercely, like an angry little tiger, and argued for Xiao Tengteng:
"Little Teng Teng is only three years old, and my mother said this is university knowledge.
Only college-aged kids understand.
Isn't it normal that Xiao Teng Teng doesn't understand?"
Sister Li also hurried to help: "That's right, that's right, I don't know what you guys are thinking,
Asking a three-year-old to do such difficult math problems,
Is this a math problem? This is clearly a heavenly book.
I know it, but it doesn't know me.
Whether Xiao Teng Teng is smart or not, she is always the smartest one in the room.
This is obvious to everyone.”
In the live broadcast, the little boy was also anxious and hurriedly explained:
"Little Du Ziteng, I admit that your way of thinking in solving problems is indeed unusual and very clever.
But this function question is the final question of the International Mathematics Competition. How could it be that there is no answer?
In fact, you are already very good. I think this question is indeed a bit difficult.
That's why I suddenly got so excited that I thought of asking a three-year-old kid for help with such a difficult math competition question.
Blame me, blame me. "
Little Tengteng's hands, as soft and tender as lotus roots, waved at the camera. From her pink and tender face, you can tell that she is anxious, but not too anxious:
"Oh, I said there is no answer, there is no answer.
Wrong, wrong,
Trapped, trapped,
The cock is stuck! "
Su Yumo couldn't help laughing sarcastically: "What cock and hen,
You can't do the test, so you just pretend to be stupid, right?
Don't think you can get away with it by acting cute in front of the camera.
Oh, what a waste of time."
Li Yanran calmly retorted: "At least my daughter has cuteness to sell, do you have it?"
Su Yumo was unconvinced: "My son is cute and handsome, and my daughter is beautiful and smart, a true little princess."
Li Yanran pretended to be speechless: "Okay, okay, your daughter is a little princess, the little princess of the Prideful Country!"
Zhang Chenxi came up at the right time and said, "Li Yanran, what Queen Su said is right. Since your daughter can't do such a difficult question, don't waste everyone's time.
Even if you want to stand out in the live broadcast room, you wouldn't let your daughter show off on the stage, right?
It’s really hilarious.”
Li Yanran rolled her eyes: "Remember to brush your teeth before going out tomorrow."
Zhang Chenxi was slightly angry: "What do you mean?"
Zhang Tuantuan laughed happily: "Aunt Yanran said you are the stinkiest!"
Li Yanran put on a professional fake smile and said to Zhang Chenxi: "Children tend to speak directly. They just like to speak the truth."
……
Xiao Teng Teng frowned slightly and said to everyone in a fierce voice:
"Stop arguing, I need to reason with big brother."
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly quieted down, but Su Yumu and Zhang Chenxi were still unconvinced and kept chattering in a low voice:
"Oh, that's ridiculous. You can't even speak clearly, and you're trying to make sense."
"You're just trying to attract attention. Wait and see how you, little girl, get off the stage."
"This is a nationwide live broadcast now. Let's see how you can still be so proud when you get embarrassed later!"
Xiao Teng Teng stared at the camera in the live broadcast room and spoke seriously:
"You guys are so noisy, it's making everyone in this house feel overwhelmed."
Host Xiao Sa... uh... isn't he overwhelmed?
Pooh, pooh, pooh,
What are you thinking?
My thoughts have also been led astray by this cute three-year-old kid!
Little Teng Teng's big black eyes rolled around, and her pink and tender face showed seriousness:
"The rooster is right!"
The host Xiao Sa... uh... the hen is also right,
No, what’s going on!
I won’t be infected with childish thinking by this little girl Du Ziteng, right?
Little Teng Teng continued in a baby voice: "The question is wrong."
Host Xiao Sa... uh... what kind of international joke is this?
How could there be mistakes in the questions of this kind of international mathematics competition?
No, why do I believe what this little girl Du Ziteng said?
I must have been fooled by this little girl.
Xiao Teng Teng spit out a saliva bubble lightly: "The title is correct!"
The host Xiao Sa... uh... sometimes he is wrong, sometimes he is right,
Is it right or wrong?
Isn't this a math function problem? How soon will it turn into a brain teaser?
Xiao Teng Teng said seriously: "Substitute the rooster to prove that the question is wrong.
That’s the answer.”
Host Xiao Sa... uh... no, what the hell is this talking about?
Where is the math problem that proves the test question is wrong?
Just kidding! Absolutely kidding,
Choosing to believe this three-year-old girl is definitely an illusion.
In the live broadcast, the little boy frowned and stared at Qi Bu, thinking seriously.
Two minutes later, still no thoughts:
"Little friend Du Ziteng, what you said is simple yet profound.
I'm too stupid to understand what you mean.
Please wait a moment, I will call our professor.
Let our professor talk to you in detail about the solution to the problem!"
In the live broadcast, the little boy hurriedly took out another mobile phone from his pocket and quickly made a call:
"Hello, Professor Murong, it's me. Are you busy right now?"
"I'm in the office right now, what can I do for you?"
"Professor Murong, I found the solution to the problem in the international mathematics competition that has been bothering us all week!"
"real or fake?"
"Really, Professor, but I don't understand. I'll come to your office to see you. Please wait for me."
"Ok"
After hanging up the phone, the boy couldn't wait to take it and ran out of the dormitory.
The white Pleasant Goat pajamas looked a bit out of place in the live broadcast room.
For a moment, in the live broadcast room,
I saw a Pleasant Goat running with great vigor, as if there were electric motors under his feet.
Bang bang bang six flew up!
At Capital University, a group of students from Capital University were stunned by this sudden scene.
"Isn't this the youngest math genius in the mathematics department? What's wrong with him? Is he crazy?"
"Genius is crazy, but isn't this too indulgent?
It’s okay to wear Pleasant Goat pajamas, but at least he should wear some nice-looking shorts with them.
What the hell is this big red shorts? "
"This is so embarrassing! Doesn't this boy consider girls' feelings at all?"
"Hehe, but you have a nice figure."
"Wow, he's so crazy, I love him so much."
……
The little boy was too anxious and excited that he really didn't have time to zip up his pajamas. He could only casually pull at his pajamas while running, trying to slightly cover up his proud figure!
Because of the dormitory just now, his upper body was naked, and his lower body was covered with a pair of bright red shorts that represented luck.
Then he put on a long cotton pajamas with Pleasant Goat cartoons.
At the beginning, the boy faced the camera and deliberately only showed his face. The camera in the live broadcast room could only see that the boy was a handsome and green young man.
However, the netizens in the live broadcast room did not expect that this handsome and green young man in the previous second would be so unrestrained and love freedom in the next second!
【Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter, dying of laughter.】
[Holy crap, Pleasant Goat is actually wearing red shorts.]
[Aliens, this is definitely an alien.]
How is this different from pooping in public?
[My dear classmate, isn't there anyone at Jingcheng University that you care about?]
[I have completely lost my right to mate in college, no, the right to choose my spouse! ]
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