Mommy, open the door, your little baby is in trouble again
Chapter 77 I Will Teach You
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, stop"
As the host Xiao Sa's countdown ended, the camera in the live broadcast room on the big screen also paused.
The first comment in the live broadcast room and the netizen’s ID name suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
[My butt is the most popular among all the monkeys on the mountain: Li Yanran, I unilaterally declare that you are my goddess. I love you, just like a fish cannot live without water.]
Uh……
Li Yanran stared at the big screen and wanted to dig out a three-bedroom apartment with her toes.
This damn unexpected confession from netizens and these extremely cheesy love words!
Why did this opportunity to die in public have to be given to me!
The host Xiao Sa stared at the big screen and laughed foolishly: "Haha,
This lucky netizen's online name is really unique.
Congratulations to the netizen [My butt is the most popular among all the monkeys in the mountain] for becoming the first lucky winner of our program team.
Now let’s continue the countdown and select the other nine lucky winners one by one.
Ten, nine, eight... three, two, one, stop."
As the host counted down ten times in a row, ten lucky netizens in the live broadcast room were all selected.
"Okay, now all ten lucky netizens are ready.
Now let's connect with the first lucky netizen.
Host, I'm really looking forward to what question the first netizen will ask! "
The live broadcast room is connected, the camera is turned on, the lens is zoomed in, and the picture is connected successfully!
I saw a netizen named [山满猴我腰最红] who was a young and innocent boy in his twenties.
The little boy has a fair face, with long bangs covering his forehead. His tender and green face exudes the breath of youth!
The host Xiao Sa was the first to greet the little boy in front of the live camera:
"Hello, hello, can you hear me?"
The little boy said excitedly: "I can hear it, host, I can hear it."
Host Xiao Sa: "Congratulations on becoming the first lucky winner of our program team."
Little boy: "Thank you, thank you, I am also very excited, I didn't expect that I would be selected,
I’m so excited. I didn’t expect that I would have the opportunity to video chat with my goddess.
Sister Yanran, I have always liked your film and television works, and I will always support you.
You are the best actor, I love you."
Li Yanran said shyly: "Thank you, thank you for your love. I will work harder to bring better works to the big screen and will not let down the fans who like and support me."
The little boy was excited: "Sister Yanran, I will always support you, you are my idol,
From a farm girl to a big star today, you are truly an inspiration."
Li Yanran said shyly: "Thank you, I believe that hard work will definitely pay off!"
No, the program team invited lucky netizens to promote the program effect.
But how come it has now become Li Yanran’s personal fan meeting!
The host, Xiao Sa, quickly spoke up to get the show back on track:
"Mr. [My Butt is the Reddest among All the Monkeys in the Mountain], do you have any questions for our guests?
By the way, I have to remind you that you can only ask one question.
And this question can only be asked to one guest on the show!"
The little boy hesitated: "Okay, host, let me think about it."
According to the boy's excitement and his enthusiasm for Li Yanran,
Everyone in the studio, including the 10+ netizens in the live broadcast room, all agreed that the question asked by the little boy must be related to Li Yanran.
After all, this might be the only chance in his life to be closest to his idol.
It would be a shame not to ask a really explosive question.
All the staff of the TV station and the more than 100,000 netizens in the live broadcast room are ready to watch the show!
The TV station staff couldn't contain their excitement and whispered to each other in the audience:
"Explosion! You're not going to ask about Xiao Teng Teng's biological father, are you?
I didn't expect the director to be so clever. The ratings of the variety show "Celebrity Moms Revealed" will surely reach a new level."
"Li Yanran has the right to refuse to answer. Will this opportunity be wasted?"
"I think he would ask Li Yanran what type of boys she likes. After all, she is an idol-level actress. Many men would want to know the answer."
"I don't think so. Compared to all this, I'd rather know whether Li Yanran is divorced or not. You know, this has always been a mystery in the entertainment industry."
Just when everyone was expecting the little boy to ask Li Yanran a heavy question,
In the camera, the little boy slowly stood up and took out a university advanced mathematics textbook from the bookshelf next to him!
In the live broadcast room, the sudden appearance of university and high school mathematics textbooks immediately blinded the 24k pure gold and titanium alloy eyes of many netizens!
【No, what is he going to do? 】
Why do I have a bad feeling?
[This big brother, did you go to the wrong set? ]
[I've already prepared the melon seeds and mineral water, and you're just showing me this?]
……
The little boy smiled innocently at the camera and said, "Host, can I ask Du Ziteng a question?"
[No way? Discussing advanced mathematics with a three-year-old?]
【I'm here to eat melons, not to learn.】
I've had a problem since I was a kid: I fall asleep whenever I see a textbook, especially math.
[It’s over, it’s over. I can’t understand it or hear it.]
[No, this is math? This is obviously English~_~]
[That makes sense. Whose math textbook has so many letters?]
[Is it possible that it is a mathematical conversion formula?]
[Don't talk upstairs, or I'll look stupid.]
……
In the camera, the little boy's eyes showed his desire for knowledge and he asked Xiao Teng Teng through the screen:
"Dear Du Ziteng, I watched you solve the children's Olympic Mathematics Competition test paper.
I think with your strength and talent in mathematics, you are undoubtedly a child prodigy.
I like mathematics and I am currently a junior student in the Department of Mathematics at Jingcheng University.
There is a math problem that has been bothering me for a long time. I wonder if you are interested in studying it.
Of course, if you find it too difficult, you can choose not to answer. "
The live broadcast room suddenly exploded:
[No, asking a three-year-old kid to answer advanced math questions?]
[Capital University is the most famous institution of higher learning in all of China.]
[The Department of Mathematics at Keijo University is one of the best in the world.]
[Director, are you sure this netizen isn't here to mess things up?]
[Originally I came here to eat melons, but you forced me to study.]
[The above person said that if you can understand something, it is called learning. If you can't understand something, it is not called learning.]
【Sorry to bother you. I’m sorry for being so rude. 】
You are indeed quite presumptuous.
[No, this is such a good opportunity, are you sure you want to ask such a meaningless question?]
I'm not well-educated, so I'm more interested in Li Yanran's personal life than this math problem.
[+1]
【+】
Compared to the shock of netizens and everyone in the studio, Xiao Teng Teng was indeed calm and composed.
The girl slobbered and spit out bubbles, then said seriously to the little boy in the camera:
"Big brother, if you don't understand something, ask me.
I will teach you."
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