Mommy, open the door, your little baby is in trouble again
Chapter 27: Going to Bomb the School
Host Xiao Sa: "A lot?"
Little Teng Teng spread out her hands and gestured: "A lot, a lot. So much."
The little girl's gesture of spreading her hands seemed to her to be a gesture of many things.
But in the eyes of others, this is definitely a little penguin.
Cute, smart and pleasing movements!
Li Yanran laughed awkwardly: "Hehe, my husband and I both like online shopping.
My husband usually gives me some insignificant little gifts!"
Host Xiao Sa...
This mother and daughter are toxic. Why do they always play by their own rules?
In the live broadcast room, all the netizens were stunned.
No, just... admit it so generously?
[Wow, Li Yanran is so down-to-earth, she even openly admitted that she was wearing a replica.]
[Haha, the host looks confused, right?]
[This little girl Du Ziteng is so adorable, she's definitely a perfect little figurine! ]
[To be honest, I also have a drawer full of fakes. Women always love beauty, and it's enough to just like what they like. If you can't afford the real thing, can't you buy fakes to satisfy your vanity?]
[That’s right, not everyone can afford luxury goods. It doesn’t matter if it’s real or fake, as long as you like it, that’s fine!]
……
No, no, if this continues, I will be completely led astray by Li Yanran and her daughter.
I have to end the interview quickly to save my image as an ace host.
The host, Xiao Sa, no longer cared about the director's instructions and went straight to the next segment.
"Ms. Li Yanran and her baby daughter are really humorous.
I wonder if you and your adorable baby daughter have prepared any entertainment for the netizens in the live broadcast room? "
This program, really didn't exist, Li Yanran didn't expect there would be a talent show segment,
No one told me about this advance TV station!
In fact, the reason why the TV station temporarily added the talent show segment was also Zhang Chenxi's request.
After all, Zhang Chenxi's main purpose in participating in the variety show "Celebrity Moms Revealed" was to pave the way for her son's star journey.
As a big name in the entertainment industry, the TV station will definitely meet this requirement!
.........
Li Yanran glanced at her daughter and wondered in her heart, should I have this or not?
Talent? You can't let your daughter show off a bottle of milk in public, right?
After hesitating for a few seconds, Li Yanran finally refused:
"I'm sorry I didn't prepare in advance!"
Little Tengteng’s little brain raced, thinking, what’s going on, Mom?
I do have some talents, okay?
Little Teng Teng jumped up and down in his place, a little impatient! He muttered:
“Wo… Wo… Wo…”
The host, Xiao Sa, seemed to understand something and asked Xiao Teng Teng:
"Little Du Ziteng, do you have any talents you'd like to show off to the netizens in the livestream?"
Xiao Teng Teng smiled happily: "Since you invite me sincerely,
Then I'll just sing a song reluctantly!"
Li Yanran felt bad in her heart. Was she going to be embarrassed again?
Seeing Xiao Teng Teng so interested, the host Xiao Sa also became interested and asked Xiao Teng Teng:
"I wonder what song Du Ziteng is going to sing for everyone?"
Du Ziteng's baby voice: "School Song"
Host Xiao Sa: "School Song... This is really a popular children's song.
I remember this nursery rhyme that I learned in my first music class when I was a child.
This children's song can be said to have accompanied the childhood of all those born in the 80s and 90s.
Thinking about it now, childhood is really a wonderful memory!
Now, we will hand the stage over to little Du Ziteng!"
Little Teng Teng happily held the microphone and had to admit,
It’s a bit difficult for the three-year-old to hold the microphone by himself!
When the music started, Xiao Teng Teng also danced to the beat of the music...
For a moment, the stage looked like a little glutinous rice dumpling twisting and turning!
“The sun is shining in the sky…and the flowers are smiling at me.”
The tender voice of a child echoed throughout the entire stage. This voice, just by opening its mouth, seemed to be able to heal everything. It was happy, lively, and refreshing!
On one side of the stage, the host Xiao Sa whispered in Li Yanran's ear: "I didn't expect your daughter to sing so beautifully.
This little girl is so cute."
Li Yanran smiled awkwardly, "Thank you for the compliment!" She felt a faint unease in her heart. Could it be that her daughter, Du Ziteng, had performed normally today? Wouldn't that embarrass her, her old mother?
The people in the live broadcast room were also amused by the cute little Teng Teng jumping around.
[This little girl is so adorable. Are you trying to trick me into having a daughter?]
[The little girl sings so beautifully, her voice will make my ears pregnant, right?]
[Hahaha, everyone, is that a little duck egg twisting in the middle of the stage?]
[Love it, love it, it's so cute, and the singing is so beautiful! ]
[This cute little girl is so cute, will you give her eggs for free when she buys them at the supermarket?]
.........
"The little bird said good morning, good morning, why are you carrying a pack of explosives?"
"I went to blow up the school, and the teacher didn't know.
As soon as the line is pulled, the nest will run away.
I turned around and saw that the school had been blown up."
The host Xiao Sa was confused...Did he sing the wrong lyrics?
The school was just like that... [Bombed?]
The stone hanging in Li Yanran's heart was completely gone. As expected, her daughter performed normally.
I had a feeling that I would be embarrassed, but I didn't expect it to be in this way!
In the live broadcast room, all netizens were completely stunned.
[Family, I didn't study much, is this a school song?]
[Haha, this song really captures my childhood dreams.]
[It's over, this is such a magical song, I can't get it out of my head, what should I do? ]
The host, Xiao Sa, gave Li Yanran a polite yet awkward smile:
"Your daughter's ideal is quite unique, isn't it?"
Li Yanran was speechless. My family, what should I do if I feel so embarrassed right now that I just want to find a hole to crawl into?
Xiao Teng Teng didn't care about others at all, and had a great time on the stage alone.
He shook his head to himself and sang it again with great pleasure.
It’s only the second time, and it has a bit of a DJ feel to it!
The magical brainwashing of the lyrics at the first reading made countless netizens in the live broadcast room unconsciously hum along with Xiao Teng Teng.
this day……
The entire Internet was filled with Xiao Teng Teng's magical yet childish voice.
"My dear family, the song sung by Du Ziteng just now was really unique.
This song is so magical.
However, here, the host Xiao Sa still wants to remind everyone,
I'm going to blow up the school, please don't imitate me, everyone in the live studio.
After all, it’s against the law!”
No, I really can't make it up anymore. The smile on the corner of the host Xiao Sa's mouth is harder to suppress than AK's.
No, where did a cute three-year-old kid learn this magical song?
Forget it...it doesn't matter if I don't want this daughter. Li Yanran didn't care about her daughter Du Ziteng, and quickly covered her beautiful face with her hands in embarrassment.
As long as the camera can't see my face I won't be embarrassed!
Little Teng Teng jumped proudly and trotted towards her mother Li Yanran:
"Mom, is my singing good?"
Li Yanran thought to herself, "Don't come over here..."
Little Teng Teng happily hugged Li Yanran's thighs and acted coquettishly:
"Mommy, hold me. Mommy, hold me."
The camera kept zooming in, and Li Yanran didn't have time to think too much. She quickly picked up her daughter Du Ziteng and ran backstage!
In the footage, there is no loving mother or filial daughter, only a hasty escape.
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