Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 96: Lv Ziqiao's Complete Failure
Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei speechlessly, look at what you have done.
Zhang Wei was also a little confused. Did he do something wrong? He had clearly done it according to Ziqiao's instructions! How could this happen?
Fortunately, Sarah came over at this time and handed Ziqiao a towel.
Lu Ziqiao took the towel, wiped it briefly, and then said: "Fortunately, it wasn't red wine that was spilled, otherwise my battle robe would be ruined."
Yu Mo continued, "Fortunately, the girl didn't throw sulfuric acid, otherwise your face would be ruined."
Sarah looked at the business card in Lin Ze's hand and said with a smile: "Our Ah Ze is really popular. Even if you don't do anything, there are girls giving you business cards. I am under so much pressure."
Lin Ze laughed and said, "Why, are you jealous? I don't want to, but I can't help it. Who lets me be so charming?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was a little unhappy: "Tsk, how narcissistic. Girls nowadays are really something, they only care about appearance and don't pay attention to inner qualities at all, so superficial."
Guan Gu embraced Zeng Xiaoxian and said with a smile, "Teacher Zeng, don't be discouraged. I believe that if you just change your image a little, many girls will come and talk to you."
Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his hand away and said confidently, "Brother Xian, this is great! There's no need to change at all. Tell me, what do I need to change?"
Guan Gu suddenly perked up and listed the things Zeng Xiaoxian needed to change: "There are too many things, such as talking too much, not being handsome, having severe mysophobia, and..."
"Okay, stop talking." Zeng Xiaoxian stopped Guan Gu who wanted to continue talking and said with a smile: "Now is not the time to talk about me, let's look at Ziqiao and Zhang Wei."
Guan Gu then stopped and continued to watch the excitement.
At this moment, Lin Ze was hugging Sarah left and right because Sarah sat on his left.
Zhang Wei stopped thinking at this time and apologized: "I'm sorry, Ziqiao, I may not have grasped the key."
Lu Ziqiao sighed, but still said, "It's okay, these are just minor issues. Only by practicing more can we develop tacit understanding. You must remember to choose your words appropriately and not be so rash as you were just now. This time, I'll demonstrate it to you."
As he spoke, he brought Zhang Wei to a female customer.
Greeted: "Hi, beautiful lady."
The short-haired beauty raised her head, glanced at the two of them, and responded: "Hi."
"Wow, your necklace is so beautiful." Lu Ziqiao looked at the necklace on her neck and praised it. "I want to buy one for my girlfriend too. Excuse me, what animal is this?"
The short-haired beauty pointed at the little animal on her necklace and said, "Are you talking about this?"
Lu Ziqiao nodded: "That's it."
"This is a puppy, a Schnauzer." The short-haired beauty explained: "Do you think it's cute too?"
Lu Ziqiao smiled and said, "Of course, it does look cute. Do you like Schnauzers?"
"Yes! I have two Schnauzers at home."
Lu Ziqiao was surprised. "Wow, what a coincidence! My friend Zhang Yida also loves Schnauzers. He specializes in animal research. His latest research topic is optimizing Schnauzer breeding and postpartum care. I'm sure you two will have a lot in common."
The short-haired beauty was a little excited: "Really? That's so cool."
Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows at this time: "You can talk more about the issue of breeding. It will help the development of the world."
The short-haired beauty ignored the suggestion, looked at Zhang Wei, and asked with a smile: "What do you like most about Schnauzers?"
Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei, signaling him to think it over before answering.
Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment, then said: "Well, their meat is delicious." As he said this, he showed a silly smile on his face.
The short-haired beauty looked at the two of them angrily, then picked up the red wine in front of her and splashed it on Lu Ziqiao's face, and Zhang Wei next to her was also affected.
Lu Ziqiao wiped the wine off his face and looked at Zhang Wei speechlessly.
The two returned to the sofa, and Sarah handed Ziqiao a towel.
Although Lu Ziqiao took the towel, he only wiped the red wine off his face and said with a wry smile: "This time it's the red wine. My battle suit is completely ruined." As he said that, Lu Ziqiao took off his coat.
Zhang Wei said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Ziqiao, maybe I still didn't grasp the key this time. Otherwise, can you show me again?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei with murderous intent and said, "You really dare to think about it."
Zhang Wei said in distress, "Am I destined not to belong here? Do you think I should lower my standards? There's a famous saying: Flowers often belong to cow dung, not to those who appreciate them."
Lu Ziqiao complained: "Well, if you were a flower, then cows wouldn't dare to poop anymore."
Zhang Wei was a little dissatisfied: "I'm not that bad, am I?"
Looking at Lu Ziqiao, who had already clenched his fists, Lin Ze hurriedly said, "Zhang Wei, go get me a glass of whiskey. I'm thirsty just looking at you. What do you want to drink? It's my treat."
Everyone didn't bother to be polite with him. They ordered the drinks they wanted and reported them to Zhang Wei.
After Zhang Wei left, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but complain: "I always feel like his left head is flour and his right head is water. If you shake it, it's all goo."
Lin Ze replied, "Don't expect so much from Zhang Wei. He's not like you. He's been around the world since he was a kid and has seen a lot. You can't expect the same of him as you do of yourself. You have to be patient."
"But he is completely stupid." Lu Ziqiao was a little overwhelmed.
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile: "Ziqiao, face the reality, you can't lead Zhang Wei. Do you want to replace me?"
Lu Ziqiao glanced at him and said unhappily, "You two are the same, and you still have the nerve to say that."
Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to retort, but Guan Gu asked, "Why are you so eager to sell Zhang Wei? He's not like you, who can end a relationship without batting an eyelid and immediately start a new one."
Lu Ziqiao retorted, "He's my partner, and this is my job. Besides, I'm his master, and what master wouldn't want his apprentice to grow up quickly and become independent?"
Lin Ze looked at Lu Ziqiao and said, "Although what you said makes sense, it's obvious that your method is wrong. If you force things to happen like this, the end result will be that both of you will perish. You need to give Zhang Wei some time to recover."
Yu Mo continued, "Aze is right. Ziqiao, Zhang Wei has his own view on love, and we can't force it."
"That's not right," Lu Ziqiao retorted. "He keeps failing, which shows that his view of love is paralyzed. Someone must help him change, and that person is me."
"Really? Then what's the result? The result is that you've made him so stubborn that he can't even speak human language. He's even worse than before." Zeng Xiaoxian said in a stern tone.
Lu Ziqiao immediately perked up: "So, you guys don't think I can sell Zhang Wei?"
No one spoke, just looked at him quietly.
Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said firmly, "You are challenging me. Fine, I accept your challenge."
At this time, Zhang Wei came over with a tray. Lu Ziqiao put the tray on the table and didn't even bother to drink the wine. He pulled Zhang Wei to find the target and continue fighting.
Then, in front of everyone, the two fought and lost again and again, but they kept fighting. In the end, as soon as they stood in front of the girl, before they could say anything, they were splashed in the face.
In the end, the two of them collapsed on the sofa, looking like they had been played to pieces.
Everyone couldn't help but shake their heads.
"So brutal. x5"
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