Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 77 Zeng Xiaoxian’s Cover Letter
After New Year's Eve, everyone's life returned to normal.
On this day, 3601, several girls were bored and played flying chess, but Lu Ziqiao, the ultimate flying chess enthusiast, was excluded and could only watch from the side.
Hu Yifei looked at her plane still at the airport and lamented how bad her luck was!
Lu Ziqiao said from the side: "Yifei, if you feel really bored, I can do it for you. I guarantee that I can turn defeat into victory for you."
Hu Yifei glanced at him and said with a smile: "Thank you, but no thanks."
Guan Gu came over at this time, holding a letter in his hand, and asked: "Is Teacher Zeng here?"
While eating French fries, Lu Ziqiao replied, "No, he's in the studio. What are you holding?"
Guan Gu replied: "This is an envelope I found on the living room floor. It's signed by Teacher Zeng. It might have fallen out of my bag when I left."
Tang Youyou boldly guessed: "Could it be a love letter?"
Xinling smiled: "Who did Mr. Zeng write a love letter to? His female leader? That's a bit too bold of him."
Sarah laughed and said, "As a person, you need to have the courage to fight to the death like Teacher Zeng. You either take down the female leader or you will be taken down by her."
Hu Yifei coughed lightly and said, "Even Zeng Xiaoxian is so timid, yet he dared to write a love letter to his boss. If he really had that kind of courage, he wouldn't have been hanging around in the midnight party all this time."
Lu Ziqiao snatched the envelope.
Guan Gu stopped him and said, "Zi Qiao, stop it. This is a private letter. You can't peek at it."
Lu Ziqiao took out the letter and said confidently, "I didn't peek. I was reading it openly, and in front of you all. Besides, aren't you curious about who Teacher Zeng wrote the love letter to?"
The women were moved by this. However, Guan Gu said, "I'm not curious, so you should put the letter back."
Lu Ziqiao looked at him seriously: "Are you really not curious?"
Guan Gu confidently replied, "A real man should say he's not curious."
Lu Ziqiao continued: "Are you really not curious?"
Guan Gu hesitated: "I'm not curious."
Lu Ziqiao launched a final attack: "No, you are curious."
Guan Gu chose to surrender: "Okay, I'm a little curious too, but only a little."
The four girls looked at the two speechlessly. Guan Gu scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed. Lü Ziqiao, unfazed by the pressure, said calmly, "Besides, think about it, helping Teacher Zeng authenticate the love letter is my unshirkable duty as a friend."
Hu Yifei calmly complained: "Hey, please, before you do your duty, could you please lick your greasy paws clean? It's so disgusting."
Then, Lu Ziqiao did what he said and really started licking them. The four girls quickly turned their heads away, unable to bear it. Even Guan Gu felt a little nauseous.
Lu Ziqiao read the letter calmly. After a while, he heard the voice say, "Sorry, I feel a little nauseous." Then he covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom.
Watching this scene, Tang Youyou, as the aunt, complained mercilessly: "We haven't even gotten sick yet, but he got sick first."
Xinling guessed: "Maybe Teacher Zeng's letter was too shocking."
Tang Youyou smiled: "Now that you mention it, I'm even more curious. Let me see." Then he took the letter and read it.
"Dear leader, I am your devout subordinate Zeng Xiaoxian."
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes: "Zeng Xiaoxian is really a man for once, writing a love letter to his boss."
Tang Youyou continued reading, "The east wind blows thousands of miles, and the red flag flutters. The motherland has a new look. I am grateful to the organization for cultivating and caring for me over the years. Not long ago, I heard the tragic news that Mr. Qian, the deputy director of the channel, unfortunately suffered an epileptic seizure and has been in a coma ever since. I couldn't sleep at night, tossing and turning, grief-stricken, and my face was filled with tears."
Hearing the last four words, Guan Gu frowned: "What kind of idiom is this?"
Sarah explained: "Ms. Zeng probably meant to say 'tears streamed down my face'? It's likely that he wrote it too hastily and made a mistake."
Hu Yifei snorted coldly: "Listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's program all day long, how can you not have epilepsy?"
Xinling retorted, "But Ze Ge listens to Teacher Zeng's show almost every night, and he seems normal! I also heard Ze Ge say that listening to Teacher Zeng's show before bed helps him sleep better."
Hu Yifei smiled: "His program only has this effect. It works better than sleeping pills. If you have insomnia, you can try it. By the way, where is Aze? I don't see him."
Sarah laughed and said, "He probably hasn't woken up yet at this hour."
Hu Yifei complained: "Damn, I'm so envious."
Tang Youyou said at this time: "Do you still want to listen?"
Hu Yifei stretched out her hand: "Go on."
Tang Youyou continued, "However, the village cannot be without a leader for a day, and the channel cannot be without a director for a day. Faced with such an important vacant position, as a veteran who has quietly dedicated many years to the broadcasting industry, I should show an attitude of no one else but me. Therefore, I formally submit my application to the leadership."
Guan Gu suddenly realized: "So this is a job application letter."
Hu Yifei also breathed a sigh of relief, but still said venomously: "I guess if his boss reads this job application letter, he'll probably have a seizure like that Teacher Qian."
Tang Youyou frowned and continued reading: "Please rest assured, leader, I will definitely be able to take on this position. To show my loyalty, I hereby promise to you..."
"What's next?" Guan Gu asked curiously.
Sarah laughed and said, "Is there anything exciting that can't be said?"
Tang Youyou put down the letter in her hand, covered her mouth and ran away: "Sorry, I feel a little nauseous. Vomit."
Hu Yifei sat in her seat. She wanted to see what the content was that could make both of them feel sick.
After seeing clearly, Hu Yifei also covered her mouth and ran away.
Sarah and Cyndi also became curious, took the letter and started reading it, and finally the two ran away together.
Guan Gu, who was eating French fries, looked at their expressions and laughed: "Really, why are you making such a fuss? It's just a letter. What's the big deal..."
As he spoke, he took the letter and started reading it. Then, without finishing his words, he ran away without looking back.
Zeng Xiaoxian held the letter with a pious look on his face and read: "To show my loyalty, I hereby promise to the leader: the leader's requirements are my pursuits, the leader's encouragement is my motivation, the leader's ideas are my practices, the leader's expressions are my moods, the leader's hobbies are my interests, and the leader's lover is my lover. Ugh."
After reading to the end, even Zeng Xiaoxian himself couldn't stand it anymore.
In this way, a job application letter achieved the seven kills, and even the writer himself could not escape it.
As for Lin Ze, whom they were just talking about, he was currently playing an exciting two-player game with Yu Mo at 3602.
"To be honest, Yumo, I really didn't expect that one day I would do this kind of thing with you alone. It's really a little exciting to think about it." Lin Ze was a little nervous at the moment.
Yu Mo was more relaxed and replied: "I didn't expect it either, but since we are going to do it, we must do it to the best of our ability. We must not give up halfway, Aze."
Lin Ze looked at her clothes and asked in confusion: "Why are you wearing Sarah's clothes?"
Yu Mo smiled and said, "Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through. Stop talking nonsense and get started quickly."
Lin Ze's sigh was blocked, and he picked up the controller, and the two began a tense and exciting gaming journey.
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