Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 73 The Ultimate New Year's Eve Operation Plan
Lu Ziqiao's plan was not initially accepted by everyone. Zhang Wei was the first to raise doubts: "But watching the Spring Festival Gala is a tradition of the Chinese people for thousands of years!"
Yu Mo glanced at him: "Has it been that long?"
Lin Ze sighed, "Yumo, don't listen to Zhang Wei's nonsense. Watching the Spring Festival Gala only came into being after the founding of New China. However, in China's 5,000 years of history, according to historical records, each dynasty had its own arrangements for the Spring Festival. It must be considered a tradition. After all, they couldn't watch TV programs, but they could watch live performances."
Zeng Xiaoxian joked, "Hehe, that's right. The earliest Spring Festival Gala was hosted by King Zhou of Shang and Su Daji. Zhang Wei, do you know what happened later?"
Zhang Wei looked at him, waiting to see what shocking remarks he could make.
Zeng Xiaoxian continued: "Later, King Wu of Zhou could no longer bear it and destroyed the Shang Dynasty."
Zhang Wei pushed him and said, "I'll go to your place."
Lu Ziqiao said with a serious expression, "Think about the nature of the Spring Festival Gala. A bunch of handsome men and beautiful women partying all night in their shorts, while we, the infatuated men and women, sit in front of the TV and watch in daze."
Everyone fell into deep thought upon hearing this, and Zhang Wei even gasped: "Hearing Ziqiao say this, a chill actually ran through my heart during the New Year. Why didn't I feel this before?"
Lin Ze answered him: "Because you have never met Lu Ziqiao before and have not been fooled by him, you have a normal Spring Festival Gala every year."
Lu Ziqiao complained, "Aze, stop talking nonsense! I'm not kidding, I'm stating the facts. Sarah, what do you think?"
Sarah, who was held in Lin Ze's arms, smiled and said, "As long as I'm with Aze, I don't care. Whether it's watching the Spring Festival Gala or participating in your plan, it's all a form of entertainment, right? But the premise is that your plan has to be reliable."
Lu Ziqiao patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, I have made sufficient preparations this year, and it will definitely be more reliable than last year."
Tang Youyou said at this time: "You can send text messages to interact with the Spring Festival Gala?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at her and said, "Aunt, don't say I don't take care of you. You don't have to come to our party next time. You can just text and interact with us."
Tang Youyou turned her head away in dissatisfaction and pouted, obviously angry at her nephew.
Guan Gu raised his hand and told his story expressionlessly: "I always send text messages, but they never read them. The hosts only read the text messages from Mengniu Group, China Mobile, and the Chinese Embassy in Nepal."
Tang Youyou was amused when she heard this and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Lin Ze patted Guan Gu and comforted him, "Just get used to it, just get used to it."
Lu Ziqiao concluded: "In short, we can only get this high watching the Spring Festival Gala. If we don't watch the Spring Festival Gala, we will definitely not get this high." As he said this, he placed his hands in two places in succession to indicate the difference.
Zhang Wei also put his hands in three places one after another and retorted: "But every time you say it's this high, it turns out it's only this high. I think it's better to be safe. This high is enough."
"This is all your prejudice, but when you see my ultimate New Year's Eve battle plan, you will definitely change your mind." Lu Ziqiao was full of confidence.
Lin Ze smiled: "Do you still remember the ultimate firecracker plan Ziqiao talked about last year? With a bang, the glass disappeared. I feel that most of the ultimate plans Ziqiao proposed are unreliable."
Everyone thought for a moment, then said in unison: "That makes sense."
Lu Ziqiao quickly said, "Trust me, you must trust me this time! Last year was just an accident, this year it will definitely be okay, you can rest assured."
Seeing that everyone seemed to be interested, Lu Ziqiao struck while the iron was hot and said, "I'll go get the plan. We'll have a meeting at the apartment later. Everyone must come! Cheer up, friends. The traditional festival of the descendants of Yan and Huang is coming. We've waited for a long time and finally today." The singing echoed in the bar, and it can be seen that Ziqiao is very excited.
Zhang Wei, on the other hand, fell into deep thought.
"I remember last time he said he would help me design the ultimate single night plan, but I almost overslept the next day. If it weren't for Aze being so reliable and still thinking about me, I would have missed my wedding. Damn Lu Ziqiao."
The more Zhang Wei thought about it, the angrier he became.
3601, still on that familiar blackboard, Lü Ziqiao drew everyone's plans one by one. Then he looked at everyone with a smug look on his face, while everyone looked at his masterpiece thoughtfully.
Lin Ze spoke first: "Zi Qiao, can't you write? Why don't you and Guan Gu go to a Chinese language class to learn more?"
Lu Ziqiao waved his hand: "That's totally unnecessary. I'm very good at Chinese."
"Oh! I understand." Zhang Wei exclaimed: "This is the legendary Mayan hieroglyphics."
Lu Ziqiao looked helpless: "Your IQ is negative. This is the ultimate New Year's Eve battle plan for tonight. It's simple and clear. It's clear at a glance."
Tang Youyou raised her hand at this time, smiling: "Ask a question..."
Unfortunately, before she could finish, she was ruthlessly interrupted by Lu Ziqiao: "Rejected. Your suggestion of cosplay mobilization is very good, but I have rejected it. We are celebrating the Spring Festival, not Halloween."
Tang Youyou lost her smile.
Hu Yifei added: "Besides, we don't need anyone to cosplay as the refrigerator man." As she said this, she pointed to one of the patterns.
Tang Youyou retorted: "What refrigerator man, that's Iron Man."
Lin Ze looked at the pattern and couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha, this Iron Man is a bit too sloppy."
But after seeing Youyou's eyes, he immediately changed his words and said, "But if anyone is to blame, it's Ziqiao. Who made his painting so crude? I should have let Guan Gu do it earlier."
Lu Ziqiao was a little dissatisfied: "Hey, don't belittle me like that to praise Guan Gu, okay? I'm still here."
Guan Gu laughed and said, "I don't think Aze is belittling you or praising me, because he is telling the truth. If I were to draw, I would draw better than you."
Fortunately, Lu Ziqiao didn't care too much, but said step by step: "Zhang Wei, Yifei, Aze, you are responsible for preparing beer and drinks. Also, order some chicken..."
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, looking at him in disbelief. It's New Year's Day, why are you saying such nonsense?
"Wings." Lu Ziqiao added the last word and continued, "The rest of the girls will be responsible for decorating the rooms. Guan Gu, you will be responsible for getting the Xbox ready. I want to have the ultimate battle with you tonight."
Xinling was curious: "What kind of battle is this?"
Guan Gu explained: "Pro Evolution Soccer! We specially saved the World Cup final for tonight."
Lu Ziqiao continued, "The next part is the most exciting. I'm planning to contact the handsome men and beautiful women from Building 2 of Love Apartment to come play Flying Chess with us. It's a thrilling and exciting game."
However, this plan was directly rejected by everyone, who said in unison: "No flying chess."
Lu Ziqiao's smile froze on his face, and he wanted to try again: "Don't you really believe me? Let's play a game of flying chess. It's very interesting."
Unfortunately, no one paid any attention to him. Yu Mo pointed at a heart-shaped pattern and asked, "What does this heart mean? Grilled chicken heart on a skewer."
Hu Yifei sighed and said, "This is my signature show tonight, an upgraded version of my mind-reading performance."
Everyone sighed.
Hu Yifei was a little dissatisfied: "What are you doing? It's not easy for me to practice like this."
Yu Mo said, "Isn't it mind reading? Why do you still need to practice it?"
Yifei looked at her and said, "If mind reading really existed, I wouldn't be sitting here."
Guan Gu said, "Who said that? It really exists. I've seen it."
Youyou patted his shoulder and said, "Guan Gu, calm down. Tonight is New Year's Eve. If you get into a fight with Yifei, no one will take you to the hospital."
Guan Gu insisted on his point of view: "I am not talking nonsense, I really met that person, his name is Maori Shinbei."
"I thought his name was Maori Kogoro. Guan Gu, just give up on this idea. There is no such thing as mind reading in this world. At most, it is psychological suggestion, or information that has been investigated in advance. If you don't believe it, you can call him over, and I can show you how to debunk it on the spot." Lin Ze wanted to break Guan Gu's fantasy.
Guan Gu said stubbornly: "I don't believe it. Just call me. He must be a real master of mind reading because he can say my name." Then he went to the other end to make a phone call.
Lu Ziqiao then continued, "Comrades, tonight's mission is arduous."
Yu Mo was puzzled and asked, "Which task is difficult? Aren't they all easy to complete?"
"Everything else is easy to deal with. The key is who will join if they don't watch the Spring Festival Gala." Lu Ziqiao said seriously.
After several girls expressed their opinions one after another, Lin Ze and Zhang Wei also expressed their agreement.
Lu Ziqiao said solemnly: "I repeat, if anyone actually watched the Spring Festival Gala secretly, then..."
"Then this person will be despised by everyone." Zeng Xiaoxian ran over at this time.
Lu Ziqiao smiled and said, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, will you join?" The two of them clapped their hands.
Zeng Xiaoxian said seriously: "I want to live broadcast, I won't participate."
Everyone just felt disappointed.
Then I heard him say: "If I don't participate, who will? I have used my super invincible personal charm to let the leader change the live broadcast to a recorded broadcast. I'm going to record the show now and will be back soon. By the way, Aze, my chicken wings must be super spicy." Zeng Xiaoxian specifically reminded.
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian about to leave, Lin Ze quickly stopped him and said, "Teacher Zeng, I think your personal charm alone is not enough. After all, your boss is also in a hurry to celebrate the New Year. If something unexpected happens, you will probably be left alone to guard the radio station. Therefore, you need a treasure to deal with your boss, that is, Ziqiao. With him, you don't have to worry about this."
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "That makes sense!" Then he pulled Lu Ziqiao away without any explanation.
Lu Ziqiao's face was full of struggle. He couldn't bear a woman of Lisa's age! Unfortunately, it was useless and he was directly pulled away by Zeng Xiaoxian.
Seeing this, everyone went to complete their own tasks.
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