Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person

At 3602, Lin Ze placed the information he had found in front of Guan Gu and advised, "Guan Gu, don't rush into asking Xiao Man out. Take a look at this first. I just found out why drinking changes your accent."

Guan Gu looked at the information he had found on his computer and read it word for word: "Because alcohol stimulates the cerebral cortex, the probability of occurrence is less than one in ten million. Later, this Indian man went to the United States and reportedly even acted in a soap opera. Isn't that great? What's wrong with that?"

Lin Ze said seriously: "Guan Gu, if you consume too much alcohol, it will cause subconscious confusion in the cerebral cortex. This is what you need to pay attention to."

Guan Gu asked curiously, "How is this chaos?"

Lin Ze scratched his head. "I don't know about that either. But it's precisely because of this unknown that we have to be more careful. If something irreparable goes wrong, it will be too late."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had returned with me, retorted, "It's not as serious as you say, is it? Guan Gu was just going on a date, what big deal could happen?"

Guan Gu also nodded in agreement, obviously agreeing with this point of view.

Seeing this, Lin Ze had to change his mind and continued to persuade: "Guan Gu, if you really get together with Xiao Man, do you have to rely on this thing to maintain this half-asleep, half-awake state? I feel that if this is the case, you might as well work harder and study Chinese well."

Zeng Xiaoxian said nonchalantly, "There's nothing wrong with being half asleep and half awake. That's how my parents got through it."

Lin Ze covered his face helplessly and said, "Okay, you are invincible."

Meanwhile, inside the bar, two men in strange clothes were talking.

Zhang Wei asked curiously, "Ziqiao, why did you fill my bed sheet with ink and then make me wear it?"

Lu Ziqiao explained: "This look is very classic. We have to pretend that we are from abroad. Remember, the pastoral smile and the half-baked Mandarin."

Zhang Wei suddenly realized: "Oh! I see. In this way, the girls will think that we are from abroad, and we can talk about things they don't know. Then they will talk about things they think we don't know, and we will tell them. In a few days, we will fly away. The development of the plot must be very exciting." As he said, he drew out the prop sword from his waist and gestured proudly.

Lu Ziqiao happily patted his hat and said excitedly, "You're quite perceptive, kid! You can draw inferences from one example to another. You're much better than Yifei's stupid brother."

Zhang Wei asked curiously: "What happened to that stupid brother?"

Lu Ziqiao's smile disappeared instantly: "He, he seduced the most beautiful rich girl in our apartment. Forget it, let's not talk about this. The target is here, get ready for action." Looking at the two beautiful guests who appeared, Lu Ziqiao issued a combat order.

The two of them walked up immediately.

"Hello, two beauties." Lu Ziqiao greeted them.

"Hi." The other party also responded, but not very enthusiastically, because the two guys in front of them were dressed so strangely.

Lu Ziqiao didn't care and continued, "We are returned overseas Chinese and we are here for tourism. However, we may be lost. Excuse me, how do we get to the Bird's Nest?"

The two beauties who were questioned couldn't help but laugh out loud. One of them, the one in red, replied: "The Bird's Nest, the Bird's Nest is in Peking!"

Zhang Wei pretended to pull out a world map and asked, "Beiping, isn't this Beiping?"

The blue-dressed beauty sneered, "You're so funny! This isn't Peking, it's Shanghai. It's not easy for you to get here after taking the wrong road. But it's not far from Peking either. I believe you can get there in no time. Come on, I believe in you."

Zhang Wei put away the map, looking a little embarrassed.

Lu Ziqiao's expression remained calm as he continued, "Two beautiful ladies, thank you very much for showing us the way. Thank you very much. My name is Lu~Xiaobu, my English name is Bruce LV, I'm an ABC, and I'm from Hawaii, the beautiful country. This is my friend, his name is..."

A string of Martian language came out of Zhang Wei's mouth, which no one could understand. In short, it sounded very advanced.

Lu Ziqiao also looked at him in confusion.

Zhang Wei said: "You can also call me by my Chinese name, Zhang Yida."

The two beauties were amused by them. The beauty in blue introduced: "I'm Lily, and she's Gigi."

Then she looked at Lu Ziqiao and asked, "You said you were ABC?"

Lu Ziqiao replied, "Yes. One quiet night many years ago, our whole family arrived in New York. A wildfire burned in my heart, and I missed home every night and every day. So this trip back home is a journey to find my roots. Since we can't go to Peking, if there are two beautiful women who can show us around here, it would be great."

Zhang Wei agreed: "Yes, we will leave in a few days."

Lily smiled when she heard that, and she looked at Gigi and reached a consensus: play with them.

So I said, "Okay, but we're not free tonight. How about tomorrow night?"

[Why did the two beauties say that? Let me, Lin Ze, explain to you.

"Banana people, or what Ziqiao calls ABCs, refer to people of Chinese descent born in the United States. Although they are Chinese, they don't know Chinese and speak authentic American English. They were influenced by American culture from a young age, and their thinking and values ​​have long been assimilated, completely different from those of their predecessors."

Therefore, Ziqiao made a fatal mistake. He had no idea about ABC's specific situation, which doomed his and Zhang Wei's journey to pick up girls to be full of twists and turns.

Zhang Wei replied: "Okay, we can exchange phone numbers."

Lu Ziqiao quickly said: "Sorry, two beautiful ladies, we have to leave for a while." Then he pulled Zhang Wei aside.

Lily couldn't help but laugh at this: "These two guys are so funny. They're ABCs, right? They can't even pretend to be real."

Gigi said: "None of this matters. What matters is that we have fun tomorrow night."

The two women looked at each other and laughed out loud.

Lu Ziqiao pulled Zhang Wei to the door, tapped his hat, and lectured him: "You idiot, we can't, absolutely can't, exchange phone numbers with them."

Zhang Wei was puzzled: "Why? Isn't asking for a girl's phone number part of the introductory process?"

Lu Ziqiao explained, "Listen, when you exchange numbers with a girl, you're giving her the opportunity to call and cancel. If you make a date with them and they don't have your number, then they have to show up, understand? You beginner."

Zhang Wei understood: "I get it. No wonder people always stand me up. So this is how it is."

The two men who had made an appointment with the two beauties also left triumphantly. Until the next night, they woke up slowly, shook their aching heads, and Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion: "What happened to us?"

Lin Ze smiled and shook the CD in his hand: "The operation was successful, you have become girls."

The two men were so frightened that they quickly checked their little brother. Seeing that he was still there, they breathed a sigh of relief.

Lu Ziqiao said angrily: "Aze, why are you scaring us?"

Lin Ze handed the CD to the two of them: "Take a look at this and you will understand."

Lu Ziqiao took the CD and saw the words written on it: The story that Lu Xiaobu and Zhang Yida must tell.

Lu Ziqiao had a very bad premonition. He swallowed his saliva and asked in a trembling voice, "What is this?"

Lin Ze suppressed his laughter and gestured to him to play it.