Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person

Hello everyone, my name is Guan Gu Shenqi, from Yokohama, Japan. I'm a manga artist and currently live in iPartment 3602. I'm single. Interested parties can contact me at... Sorry, I've gotten off topic. Are you all curious about what happened last night? Why did Teacher Zeng get injured for no apparent reason? I was curious too, and after questioning everyone involved, I finally got the answer. Please follow my gaze as we turn the camera to the moment when Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao made their bet.

Looking at Ziqiao's back, Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "Really, Ziqiao is such a weird guy. When did I ever say I wanted to challenge him? Meijia, you don't even care about him."

"I don't have time to care about him. Let him do whatever he wants. It would be best if he gets beaten up when he tries to flirt with me." Mei Jia expressed her opinion of Lu Ziqiao with disdain, then changed the subject: "But Mr. Zeng, why are you bringing this up now? Are you scared?"

"Are you kidding me? Who am I? Brother Xian, what do I have to be afraid of?" Zeng Xiaoxian held his leather jacket tightly.

"Of course he's afraid of drinking after losing the bet. Although Ziqiao isn't great in other areas, he's good at chatting people up." Lin Ze looked at the blue bottle of vodka without raising his eyes.

"Brother Ze is right, Teacher Zeng, you are doomed to fail. Get ready to be punished."

"Hey, don't any of you think highly of me? Guan Gu, say something!"

"Teacher Zeng, what else do you want me to say? Isn't the result obvious? Ziqiao is already back."

"What? So fast?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked shocked.

Lu Ziqiao shook his phone, looking very proud. "Teacher Zeng, how's it going? I successfully got Banana's phone number. You lost."

"Banana, banana, what kind of world is this? There must be something fishy going on here." Zeng Xiaoxian obviously had no intention of giving in.

Lu Ziqiao placed his palm directly on Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder: "Teacher Zeng, do you know what your problem is? You always say: 'I think, I think, I think', but you don't do it. You are different from Zhanbo. Zhanbo has a congenital defect, while you overthink things later."

"What does it have to do with me?" Zhanbo protested.

"Is there anything wrong with what I think?" Zeng Xiaoxian questioned.

"Of course, it's because you think too much that Yifei left with someone else. As for you, I have to punish you with five drinks. I'll admit defeat."

Lin Ze pushed the wine glass in front of Zeng Xiaoxian: "It's ready, Mr. Zeng, please."

"I was born with a brain that is good at thinking. It's a talent." Zeng Xiaoxian still insisted.

"Your brain deceived you. You thought too much, so you didn't know how to get rid of Laura. You thought too much, so you didn't know how to face Yifei. So you left when you shouldn't have, and came back when you shouldn't have. So I suggest that you give it a rest before your dysfunctional pig brain gives you the next wrong instruction."

"Zi Qiao." Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand, motioning him to come closer: "I think there's something wrong with your brain."

"Zeng Xiaoxian, I don't want to listen to what I think, I want to listen to what I drink."

"Zi Qiao is right. This can stimulate your subconscious mind."

"Meijia, you haven't forgotten your subconscious inference yet!" Lin Ze said, and poured himself a glass of vodka: "Come on, Teacher Zeng, I'll accompany you."

"You guys are so boring. Guan Gu, tell me about them. They are so childish." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Guan Gu, expecting a different answer.

"Yeah, how can you be so boring? But, Teacher Zeng, you should drink." Guan Gu made a big turn.

"Drink, drink, drink, drink."

As the others continued to cheer, Zeng Xiaoxian picked up a glass and drank it all, saying, "I will prove to you how wise my decision is."

After the second drink: "It all depends on my incredible brain."

Third drink: "Alcohol just doesn't work for me."

Cup 4: "A man needs to be rational, and I am the man who can always remain rational."

After drinking the fifth cup: "My brain..." Before he could finish his words, the invincible teacher Zeng fell down.

"Only five cups, Teacher Zeng is too lame. It's true that the only thing that's tough in your body is your mouth." Lin Ze said, pouring himself another cup.

"That's right." This statement was unanimously agreed by everyone.

[OK, the bet story ends with Teacher Zeng getting drunk. Now let's look at the first memory.]

Zhanbo's memories: 8:54 PM the night before

"Oh, I almost forgot, I made an appointment with four beautiful girls to go singing together. Bye everyone." With that, Ziqiao stood up and prepared to leave.

"Zi Qiao, your jacket." Guan Gu called him in time.

Ziqiao threw the jacket to Guan Gu: "Hold it for me, and remember to bring it back later."

"You don't even want your battle robes anymore? It's very cold outside."

"I'll be wagging my tail with four beautiful dragons in a while. Do you think I'll be cold?" After saying that, he left in a leisurely manner, leaving everyone with a look of disgust on their faces.

At this time, Teacher Zeng came out of the bathroom drunk, and Guan Gu hurried forward to support him: "Teacher Zeng, are you okay?"

Zeng Xiaoxian burped loudly: "Let me tell you, I haven't vomited since I graduated from university in 97."

"Your record is pretty impressive," Mika agreed.

"But today, my record was broken." Zeng Xiaoxian looked frustrated, and everyone tried to comfort him. After all, he was drunk, so they had to be understanding.

"Stop talking, I want to eat fried rice with eggs." Zeng Xiaoxian said happily.

"Egg fried rice? Could it be my sister's egg fried rice?"

"It seems that Mr. Zeng's subconscious mind is finally about to explode."

"This shouldn't be subconscious, it's just a simple drunken act. Seeing him like this, why don't we send him back to where he lives first. Does anyone know where he lives now?" Lin Ze asked.

"I know." Guan Gu raised his hand: "Teacher Zeng's residence is definitely the most amazing I've ever seen. It has the smallest space and the most impressive kitchen. Lin Zejun, I'll take you to see it later."

"I don't want to go back. I just want to eat fried rice." Zeng Xiaoxian raised an objection.

After taking out his cell phone and dialing a number, Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Hello, Yifei."

"Hey, Zeng Xiaoxian, what's going on?"

"Welcome to Your Moon, My Heart. I'm your friend Zeng Xiaoxian. Today on the show I'm going to tell you about a very important event. My record has been broken. I haven't vomited since I graduated from university in 97. I really haven't vomited."

"What exactly do you want to say?" Hu Yifei was puzzled.

"I want to tell you that a man doesn't become bad when he has money, but a sow that climbs a tree turns into a monster. You have to be careful, careful, and careful again."

Seeing that he had been talking for a long time without getting to the point, Lin Ze snatched the phone directly: "It's me, Yifei. Teacher Zeng is in the bar now. He's drunk. Don't worry, we will take good care of him." After that, he hung up the phone.

Then Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly, "She said she hasn't vomited since the Havoc in Heaven. My record is nothing. Haha."

"What a tragedy! Even the only record he could show off was instantly killed by Sister Yifei. Teacher Zeng is so pitiful." Meijia sighed.

"Let's send him back first. Guan Gu, give him a hand." Lin Ze and Guan Gu carried Zeng Xiaoxian out of the bar.

Zhanbo’s memories are over.

But this isn't the end. What follows are memories of me, Lin Zejun, and Wanyu. Let's continue reading.

Memories of Guan Gu and Lin Ze: 9:40 PM the night before

Lin Ze and Guan Gu supported Zeng Xiaoxian to his newly rented apartment. When they opened the door, Lin Ze's mouth twitched: "Haha, this room really has a panoramic view."

"How is it? Pretty shocking, right?"

"It's really shocking that he can survive here. Teacher Zeng, where's your bed?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at the wooden object leaning against the bed.

Lin Ze pushed Zeng Xiaoxian to Guan Gu: "Keep an eye on Teacher Zeng."

Putting his hands on the bed, he suddenly looked up and pulled: "Oh, it's over." Looking at the wall that collapsed with the bed, Lin Ze sighed. But this was not the worst. The worst thing was that there was a man sitting on the toilet opposite. He looked at this side with a blank face, and then silently moved the newspaper in his hand upwards: "Ah Xi!"

Zeng Xiaoxian greeted the other person enthusiastically, which made the Korean guy curse.

Lin Ze held his forehead helplessly. What a troublesome guy. After cleaning up the mess, Lin Ze and Guan Gu returned to the bar.

However, Zhanbo and Meijia had already left, and there were not many customers in the bar, and no one knew where Wanyu had gone.

Sitting back on the sofa, Guan Gu couldn't help but sigh: "Maybe Meijia is right. Mr. Zeng's subconscious mind really did explode. He actually called Yifei right away. I almost thought he was going to confess his feelings."

Lin Ze shook his head: "Even if he really confessed his feelings to Yifei now, it would only add to Yifei's troubles."

"Why do you say that?"

"Teacher Zeng is in an unconscious state right now. He confessed his feelings today, but forgot everything the next day. How do you expect Yifei to cope with this? You know, Yifei has a boyfriend now. Mr. Shen is quite nice."

"That's the truth. Ultimately, it's all Mr. Zeng's fault for being slow."

"That's right." The two agreed.

"Hahaha, brothers and sisters, I, Hu Hansan, am back again." A familiar voice came, who else could it be but Zeng Xiaoxian.

He walked to the bar and said, "Waiter, give me a plate of egg fried rice."

Guan Gu held him back and said, "Teacher Zeng, we don't sell egg fried rice here. You should go back to sleep."

Lin Ze explained to the waiter: "Sorry, he drank too much, we will send him back now."

"I'm not going back. I want to eat egg fried rice."

"Teacher Zeng, please stop adding to their workload and come back with us."

Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian dancing with his leather jacket, snatched the jacket away, and took out a lighter to threaten him: "Teacher Zeng, if you make trouble here again, I will burn your leather jacket."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand: "Don't joke, Guan Gu, this is made of pure leather, it's not afraid of fire at all."

Guan Gu didn't say anything after hearing this. He poked the lighter on the leather jacket and the flame instantly ignited.

"Oh!" Guan Gu's face changed.

Lin Ze snatched the leather jacket and quickly threw it to the ground. He stomped out the flames and looked at Guan Gu: "It's cold outside. How about giving Ziqiao's leather jacket to Teacher Zeng?"

"This is the only way now." Guan Gu put Ziqiao's leather jacket on Zeng Xiaoxian, and then he and Lin Ze took him back to 3602, put him on the sofa, and went back to the room to rest. Of course, the leather jacket that was on fire was also brought back.

[My memories with Lin Zejun end here, and what follows are Wanyu's memories.]

Wanyu's memories:

"Comrades, I, Hu Hansan, am back." Teacher Zeng appeared in the bar again with a ruthless pace, but there was no customer left.

Zeng Xiaoxian walked to the bar and said, "Hey, give me some fried rice."

Wan Yu wiped the cup and replied, "No more for sale. We're getting ready to close."

Their eyes met, and Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed, "Lin Wanyu! Why are you here?"

"Since you've seen me, I won't hide it from you. I'm doing odd jobs here." Wan Yu said nonchalantly, "Anyway, I haven't found a job yet. I've had enough sleep during the day and can't sleep at night, so I come here to do odd jobs. I want to be independent."

Looking at the drowsy Zeng Xiaoxian, Wan Yu said worriedly: "You can't do this, but I can't leave here, otherwise I should send you back. How about this, I'll leave my contact information on your arm, so you don't have to worry about getting lost." As she said that, she wrote the contact information and a line of words on Zeng Xiaoxian's arm.

[Okay, Wanyu's memories end here, let's return to reality.]

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the people sitting around him, his face in despair. "So, can anyone tell me what's wrong with my head? And, Guan Gu, you actually set my leather jacket on fire? I'm going to kill you."

Seeing the somewhat excited Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu quickly hid behind Lin Ze, then poked his head out and said, "Teacher Zeng, yours is made of artificial leather and will catch fire easily. But Ziqiao's is indeed real leather, so you can wear it without worry."

Zeng Xiaoxian calmed down and thought, "After listening to you all for so long, who was the one who hit me?"

"You deserved a beating. Who told you to tease a married woman?" Hu Yifei's voice came, and she looked Zeng Xiaoxian up and down. "Did you take the wrong medicine yesterday? Not only did you tease a married woman, but you also asked her to meet you in the apartment lobby. If I hadn't happened to be passing by, you would have been shot in the head."

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian said he didn't understand what Hu Yifei was talking about: "Me? You mean me, molesting a married woman? And getting beaten by her husband? Do you think such a niche thing would happen to me? Use your brain and think about it, this kind of character should belong to Ziqiao."

"What do you want me to do?" Lu Ziqiao appeared at the door.

"Lv Ziqiao, I'm going to kill you." Zeng Xiaoxian rushed directly towards Lv Ziqiao, and suddenly, a pig-killing scream was heard from 3602.

"Teacher Zeng, are you crazy? Even if you want to kill me, you should let me die knowingly."

Zeng Xiaoxian turned a deaf ear and just kept chasing.

The six people who watched the big show exclaimed: "It's wonderful!"