Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person

After calming himself down, Guan Gu replied, "No, and I don't want anyone to say anything. Especially a man!"

Guan Gu said as he sat up and leaned against the head of the bed.

Zhang Wei was curious: "You don't want to sleep?"

Guan Gu rummaged through his things and replied, "I'm afraid I'll be in danger if I fall asleep, so I'd better watch some DVDs. You sleep."

Zhang Wei held down Guan Gu's right arm and looked at him with a smile on his face. Guan Gu really wanted to punch him, but he shifted his gaze to his screen.

Zhang Wei therefore took advantage of the light and watched together.

Soon, Zhang Wei asked his first question: "Guan Gu, is this movie good?"

Guan Gu just stared at the screen: "Proposal Wars, the Japanese drama ratings champion."

After watching for a while, Zhang Wei asked again: "Guan Gu, does the disc you bought have copyright?"

Guan Gu said speechlessly: "What does it have to do with you? You should just go to sleep."

Zhang Wei seemed not to have heard and looked up at Guan Gu: "Watching pirated movies is not recommended, Guan Gu."

Guan Gu didn't look at him, but just said: "I bought the genuine product, don't worry."

"That's good." After saying that, Zhang Wei closed his eyes and prepared to go to sleep.

Just as Guan Gu was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Zhang Wei said again: "Guan Gu, don't you look tired without the subtitles?"

Guan Gu stopped scratching his face and looked down at Zhang Wei: "Because I'm Japanese."

"Oh, Japanese people." Zhang Wei repeated, and then said: "You are still following such an old drama?"

Guan Gu was a little upset: "Is it not okay for me to like Nagasawa Masami?"

Zhang Wei quickly said, "Sure, sure. I like her too."

Under Guan Gu's gaze, Zhang Wei closed his eyes.

"But the actresses I like usually don't have a good ending. I used to like Ai Iijima, but then she died. I also liked Noriko Sakai, but then she started taking drugs. Hey, Guan Gu, do you think Masami Nagasawa would take drugs?" Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu with curiosity.

Guan Gu's tense nerves finally snapped. "I can't take this anymore." With a snap, Guan Gu closed the computer and glared at Zhang Wei with murderous intent.

[Guan Gu tied up Zhang Wei with a red rope, and whipped Zhang Wei with the tail of his dinosaur pajamas. Finally, he kicked him down, put on a dinosaur hat, and directly sprayed out evil dragon flames. Zhang Wei was knocked out.

Guan Gu took off his hat, and there were two clicks.

Holding the tied-up Zhang Wei, Guan Gu knocked on Ziqiao's door.

"Ziqiao, come out, Lu Ziqiao!"

Looking at Zhang Wei who was laughing secretly, Guan Gu pointed at him and said, "Try to smile again."

Then he knocked on the door again: "Lü Ziqiao."

Ziqiao slowly opened the door and looked at the two of them sleepily: "What are you doing?"

Guan Gu handed the red rope to Ziqiao and said, "He is yours. My room and my bed are all yours. Now I know why Aze gave him to me. I am going to sleep somewhere else now, otherwise I will jump off the building." Then he walked into Ziqiao's room and locked the door.

Ziqiao knocked on his door: "Why did you give him to me?"

Unfortunately, Guan Gu didn't want to respond to him at all.

Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei, who greeted him with a playful smile: "Good evening, Ziqiao."

Ziqiao was a little upset: "Can't you just put him in a brown paper bag and burn it?"

Looking at Zhang Wei with an innocent face, Ziqiao pulled the rope: "Go." and led him into Guan Gu's room.

Ziqiao made a bed on the floor for Zhang Wei, and they both lay down.

Zhang Wei couldn't help but say: "I've never slept on an air mattress before."

Ziqiao closed his eyes and replied, "This is a Simmons mattress, not an air mattress."

Zhang Wei said, "No wonder. I saw a TV ad that said there's a new hovercraft that supports your waist while you sleep. Wouldn't that be more comfortable than this?"

"If you find this uncomfortable, you can go to the park and sleep on a bench." Ziqiao said impatiently.

"You know what, I've slept there before. It's a little cold, but it's made of wood after all, so it's good for your back."

Ziqiao sat up and said, "You have to switch with me to calm down, right?"

Zhang Wei said embarrassedly: "I have already caused you so much trouble, how can I feel embarrassed?"

Ziqiao had already gotten out of bed: "Hurry up, I'll switch with you."

Zhang Wei still refused: "You really don't have to accommodate me..."

"Shut up!" Before he could finish his words, Ziqiao interrupted him: "Go to bed."

The two of them changed positions, and Zhang Wei lay down on the bed. The moment he lay down, he exclaimed: "Ah!"

Ziqiao tutted in dissatisfaction: "Be good and go to sleep, Taiping. I have a date tomorrow morning."

Zhang Wei asked aloud, "If I sleepwalk in the middle of the night, will I accidentally step on you?"

"I'll plant mines next to your bed so you and I will be safe. Go to sleep!"

"But I'm not very sleepy."

After hearing Zhang Wei's words, although Ziqiao felt annoyed, in order not to affect tomorrow's date, he still gave an idea: "Then you count sheep and fall asleep while counting."

Zhang Wei agreed, and then began his journey of counting sheep: "One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five sheep, six sheep..."

After one hour.

"2046 sheep, 2047 sheep..." Zhang Wei continued.

But Ziqiao couldn't stand it anymore, he sat up and looked at Zhang Wei: "Why aren't you asleep yet?"

"I don't know either." Zhang Wei didn't know what was wrong with him and guessed: "Maybe this method is not very scientific."

Ziqiao was puzzled: "Why?"

Zhang Wei explained: "The method of counting sheep was introduced from abroad. The pronunciation of sheep in English is very similar to the word "sleep". If you say it many times, it will have a psychological suggestion."

"so?"

Zhang Wei clapped his hands and said, "But how can Chinese people use English psychological suggestion?"

"Then what do you want?" Ziqiao was helpless.

Zhang Wei sat up and looked at Ziqiao. "I have a newer method, more effective and direct. It's counting dumplings. Dumplings = sleep. This is the psychological cue for Chinese people."

Ziqiao collapsed and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Zhang Wei replied confidently: "You asked me to count sheep."

"Okay, I was wrong, you count." Ziqiao finally compromised.

"One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings..."

Three minutes later, Zhang Wei counted to the ninety-eighth dumpling and suddenly shouted, "Wait!"

Ziqiao was startled and sat up.

But then Zhang Wei said, "I'm hungry."

Well, Ziqiao's rationality also broke. He stretched out his left hand and slowly raised his middle finger to Zhang Wei.

Taking Zhang Wei with him, he knocked on Lin Ze's door again. Lin Ze was shocked when he saw the tied-up Zhang Wei. He asked Ziqiao, "What's going on? Why isn't he asleep yet?"

Ziqiao raised the red string in his hand and said, "It's nothing. This guy wants to eat dumplings now. I think you should have some here."

Looking at the tortured Ziqiao, Lin Ze silently gave Zhang Wei a thumbs-up. Then he took out some frozen dumplings from the refrigerator and the three of them returned to 3602.

Ziqiao was in charge of looking after Zhang Wei, while Lin Ze started cooking dumplings. Guan Gu, who heard the noise, also came out.

The three of them looked at each other and shook their heads. Well, no one escaped.

Placing the cooked dumplings in front of Zhang Wei, Lin Ze smiled and said, "Zhang Wei, after you finish eating your dumplings, go to bed. If you still can't sleep, I'll have to let you experience what physical hypnosis is."

Zhang Wei smiled and started eating dumplings.

Maybe it was because time had come or he was just scared, but after eating the dumplings, Zhang Wei fell asleep on the sofa.

Just when the three were about to breathe a sigh of relief, Zhang Wei began to sleepwalk again: "My Qing Empire is destroyed just like this, I can't accept this!"

The three of them collapsed: "Kill us with one sword!"

Zeng Xiaoxian came back from get off work and saw this scene: three listless people were playing cards, and there was a locust lying on the ground, muttering to himself.

Zeng Xiaoxian walked around Zhang Wei and looked at the three of them: "Why aren't you sleeping yet?"

Lin Ze said helplessly: "I'm afraid that once we fall asleep, Zhang Wei will jump off the building again, and then we won't be able to settle the score with him."

Lu Ziqiao said viciously, "I think this guy did it on purpose."

Guan Gu said listlessly, "I think so too. If he falls asleep, someone will die. If he can't sleep, someone will die too. But it's us who will be killed."

Zhang Wei walked up to Zeng Xiaoxian and patted him on the shoulder: "My dear, you are finally back."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pushed him over to Ziqiao's side: "Wow, you're having sweet dreams again."

Zhang Wei then said again: "Erkang, you dare to snatch a woman from me, I will chop you." As he said that, he chopped Ziqiao's chest with a knife.

Ziqiao took a deep breath, looked at Zhang Wei angrily, and raised his fist.

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly stopped him: "No, no, no, don't be impulsive, he's sleepwalking!"

Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said, "If it weren't for him sleepwalking, I would have dealt with him long ago. I wouldn't have been able to endure it until now."

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Zhang Wei behind him and asked, "What should we do now? We can't just watch him every day. How can we sleep?"

Lin Ze yawned and held up two fingers: "Two ways. First, we can talk to Yifei. What about the second one?"

"What is it?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Zhang Wei then grasped Zeng Xiaoxian's chest, even scratching it, and said with a smile: "My dear, if you follow me, I will not treat you unfairly. Tomorrow I will make you the crown prince."

"The second one? Kill Zhang Wei." Lin Ze also suggested another method.

Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Zhang Wei aside and said viciously, "I suddenly think the second method is very good. What do you think?"

"Agreed! x3"

I can only say that he is worthy of being Zhang Wei. First, he used his own strength to cause the collective collapse of the Men's Gang, and then used his own strength to unite the Men's Gang.