Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person

Chapter 50 Zhang Wei Loses Everything

3601, Lin Ze and Yu Mo were sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Youyou was playing with a kitchen knife.

Yu Mo looked at Lin Ze who was watching TV seriously and joked, "Aze, don't you have a TV in 3603? I asked you to come to our suite to watch something as childish as Armor Hero."

Lin Ze replied, "This is an important part of domestic special effects dramas, and it has all the elements of handsome men, beautiful women, armor, etc. I must take you to enjoy it together."

Yu Mo stroked his chin, looked at the character on TV, and said with a smile: "You know what, this handsome guy is really pleasing to the eye, but his personality is not very pleasing."

Lin Ze smiled. Brother Orange was certainly handsome, but also incredibly infuriating. This was one of Brother Orange's famous scenes: a rotten orange is a rotten orange. It made you want to punch him in the TV.

Yifei walked in aggressively, holding a basket of clothes, followed by a grinning Zhang Wei.

Seeing this, Youyou quickly put down the kitchen knife in her hand and looked at Yifei, who was standing with her hands on her hips, and asked with concern: "Sister Yifei, what's wrong? Who made you angry again? Weren't you fine just now?"

Lin Ze looked at Zhang Wei, who looked like he had eaten bee feces, and said, "Why ask? Just look at Wei's face and you'll know it was his doing."

Tang Youyou looked at Zhang Wei, all smiles: "Zhang Wei, what did you do to offend Yifei?"

Zhang Wei took out five yuan and said with a smile: "She is upset because I won five yuan from her."

Youyou also laughed and said, "Really? Zhang Wei. Are you really going to die? You even dare to win Yifei's money?"

Yu Mo quickly dispelled the rumors to her good sister: "Youyou, don't talk nonsense! Yifei is usually very reasonable. And judging from the situation, it's likely that Yifei lost the bet to Zhang Wei, so Zhang Wei, you don't have to worry at all. Tell us what happened."

Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "I guessed correctly how many clothes Yifei washed."

Yifei said stubbornly, "It was just a coincidence. It's nothing big."

Youyou guessed, "He might have secretly looked at your laundry basket."

Yifei pointed at Zhang Wei and said, "Ah! Why are you so perverted?"

Zhang Wei defended himself, "What are you thinking? I just noticed that Yifei, you haven't washed your clothes for a week, and you've been wearing the same one for the past three days, so I deduced that. That's lawyerly wisdom. Yifei didn't guess mine right."

Yifei said helplessly: "How can I possibly deduce that you washed seven socks in five days?"

Lin Ze, Yu Mo couldn't help laughing out loud, Yu Mo laughed so hard that he fell backwards and fell on Lin Ze.

Zhang Wei replied confidently: "Because I only have seven!"

Lin Ze said at this time: "Ah Wei, how about I give you an advance on part of your salary first, so you can be nicer to yourself."

Zhang Wei waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, Aze, I appreciate your kindness, but as a friend, I can't make things difficult for you."

Then he looked at Yifei again and said with a smile: "Yifei, this is not your fault. After all, boys' analytical ability is stronger than girls'." After saying that, he patted Yifei on the shoulder.

However, Yifei ignored him and turned her gaze to the only two boys in the room. She said gently, "Really? Aze, do you think so too?"

Lin Ze stared at the TV intently. This show was so good!

Yifei looked at Zhang Wei proudly: "See? Even your predecessor, my recognized opponent, didn't dare to say that. You just won five dollars from me by chance. Is there any need to be so proud? Are you trying to prove that you are smarter than everyone else?"

Zhang Wei said confidently: "This point doesn't need to be proven, right?"

Lin Ze coughed.

Zhang Wei changed his tone and said, "Except Aze. Analyzing problems has always been my strong point. Otherwise, how could I know who the murderer in your Conan book is after just one look?"

Yifei looked at Zhang Wei angrily: "What did you say?"

Youyou widened her eyes and pointed at Zhang Wei: "So you are the top one!"

Yu Mo sighed: "Well, the culprit has come forward himself, Yi Fei doesn't need to investigate anymore."

Zhang Wei was puzzled: "Didn't I circle the correct answer?"

Yifei said angrily: "Of course not, who told you that it was the murderer's? You're still reasoning, do you think you are Conan? You're affecting my mood for reading comics. If I don't teach you a lesson today, you won't know how smart and brave I am."

Zhang Wei refused to yield and immediately began to run around the pillar, saying, "Yifei, I admit I'm brave, but wisdom? It's actually my strong point. Otherwise, I wouldn't have chosen a career like law, where you make money based on wisdom."

Yifei smiled and said, "Really? Genius, have you ever made any money?"

"How should I put it?" Zhang Wei took the five yuan and began to chant: "Today I won five yuan, today I won five yuan."

How should I put it? This guy looks even more like the Orange Man on TV who deserves a beating.

Lin Ze looked at Yifei, whose face was about to turn red, and stepped over from the sofa, then covered Zhang Wei's mouth. He smiled and said, "Yifei, don't bother with him. He is indeed a little too proud of himself. I will teach him a lesson for you."

Yifei laughed instead, "Don't bother. He won't yield to forceful sanctions. Today, I'm determined to crush him completely with his wisdom, which he's so proud of. Zhang Wei, let's play a game. If you answer my IQ test correctly, I'll admit you're not a moron, and I'll also give you an extra fifty yuan. How about that?"

Zhang Wei signaled Lin Ze to let go, and then agreed with excitement.

"Hahaha, fifty! I knew wisdom could really make money. This is my first pot of gold to make a fortune. Zhang Wei was very excited."

Looking at Zhang Wei's silly smile, Lin Ze slapped him in the face and warned him, "Stop smiling like an idiot. Wei, remember this: small gambling can be enjoyable, but big gambling can be detrimental to your health. Also, always remember to read the questions carefully and be mindful of her verbal traps."

Yifei had already taken her seat. "What are you two whispering about? Do you still want to play?"

Zhang Wei sat down opposite Hu Yifei with a confident look on his face: "Let's get started, Yifei, I'm ready."

Looking at his confident look, Lin Ze knew that he had not listened to what he had just said. It seemed that he could only improvise. Thinking of this, Lin Ze could not help but take out the DV camera and planned to record this scene.

Yifei didn't pay attention to Lin Ze's little trick and looked at Zhang Wei: "30 seconds, please listen to the first question."

You know what, it really looks like that. Yumo was also attracted and stood behind Yifei, watching the fight attentively. Youyou even turned into a referee.

"Question: Why don't polar bears eat penguins?" Yifei asked the first question.

"Because polar bears are in the Arctic and penguins are in the Antarctic." Zhang Wei gave the answer effortlessly, then held out his hand: "Fifty."

Yifei didn't give him the money right away, but tempted him by saying, "Don't worry, the next question has a hundred chips. Do you want to continue?"

Lin Ze reminded: "Awei, pay attention to the questions, be careful, be careful."

Zhang Wei made an OK gesture: "Come on, Yifei."

"Question: If Zeng Xiaoxian climbs up the tree to pick cantaloupes, he can pick one per minute, but two will accidentally drop before he picks ten. So, how many can he pick in a day?" Yifei asked the second question.

Zhang Wei smiled confidently: "It's easy. I'm best at mental arithmetic."

Lin Ze looked at him calculating seriously and coughed, "Stupid, pay attention to the questions!"

Zhang Wei, interrupted, reconsidered Yifei's question and then said, "I see. It's zero. Because cantaloupes don't grow on trees, and Mr. Zeng has short legs, so he can't climb a tree."

Youyou said excitedly: "Congratulations, you got the answer right."

Yifei glanced at her unhappily: "Which side are you on?"

Youyou stuck out her tongue: "I'm neutral."

Lin Ze smiled with relief, and Yifei glared at him unhappily.

"Sure, Zhang Wei, this isn't too hard for you. The next question has two hundred chips. Do you want to continue?"

Zhang Wei was full of confidence at this moment: "Continue."

Yifei smiled and said, "A question: if there is a car, Xiaoming is driving, Xiaohong and Xiaolan are sitting in the back seat, who is the owner of the car?"

Zhang Wei fell into deep thought. Just as Lin Ze was about to give him a hint, he saw Yu Mo standing behind him, with her hands on her waist. She smiled and said, "Aze, you can't give any more hints. This is a contest between the two of them."

Lin Ze laughed twice: "I understand."

"The car owner is Xiao Ming, right?" Zhang Wei gave a tentative answer.

Yifei laughed and said, "Wrong answer! The owner is asking, 'If'. Didn't I tell you to read the question carefully?"

Zhang Wei protested: "What is this, a brain teaser?"

Yifei said disdainfully: "You can't even think flexibly, and you still dare to say that you have a high IQ."

Youyou added: "While the words are blunt, Zhang Wei, you already owe Yifei fifty. Do you want to continue?"

"Go on." Zhang Wei was firm.

So, in the following period of time, Zhang Wei fell deeply into Yifei's language trap, and finally lost everything, even the right to use the room.

And contributed a classic quote: "Yifei, what I bet with you is not based on what you want, but on what I have."

Why didn't Lin Ze stop him? Come on, can you expect a gambler who's lost himself in gambling to still have any sense? Besides, his kidneys were really aching; the place where Yu Mo pinched them was probably purple.

After watching the documentary about Zhang Wei's victimization, titled "How to Prevent Scams" by Lin Ze, Zeng Xiaoxian commented: "You just lost your room to Hu Yifei like that?"

Lu Ziqiao commented: "You couldn't even tell Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't climb a tree, and you needed Aze to remind you."

Zhang Wei shook his head: "It's too late to say anything now. I wanted to win honor for the boys, but now I'm really gone."

Lin Ze asked: "Ah Wei, where are you staying tonight? Why don't you move into room 3603?"

Zhang Wei refused: "No, I've already troubled you enough. I can just sleep on the sofa. Just give me a quilt."

Hu Yifei, accompanied by a few others, pushed the door open and walked in, commanding: "Go and move the bed out and bring in the washing machine."

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little surprised: "Yifei, are you serious?"

Yifei clapped her hands and said, "Of course. It's my territory and I have the final say. I plan to convert that room inside into a laundry room so that everyone doesn't have to go downstairs to do laundry anymore."

"Laundry room?" Ziqiao smiled. "Can we use it?"

"Of course, it's convenient and beneficial to the people, so why not do it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian spoke up for Zhang Wei and said, "But that's Zhang Wei's room."

Yifei thought for a moment and replied, "It used to be."

Zeng Xiaoxian walked over and pulled Hu Yifei over: "Don't be so harsh, he already knows he's wrong."

Yifei retorted: "I didn't force him. He was the one who insisted on gambling with me on the right to use the room."

"But isn't this just a game? The important thing is to participate. Do you have to be so fussy?"

Yifei said seriously, "You're wrong. A competition is a competition. You can choose not to participate, but if you do, you must abide by the rules and bear all the consequences."

Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled: "Are the rules that important?"

"If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless. If winning or losing is meaningless, then the game is meaningless. If the game is meaningless, then my next action will be meaningless too, right?" As she spoke, Hu Yifei walked up to Zhang Wei, gesticulating: "Your room is mine, and your bed is mine, hehe, one, two, hey." After that, she walked away.

The four of them were left looking at each other.

Lin Ze patted Zhang Wei's shoulder and comforted him: "Zhang Wei, if you can't stand sleeping on the sofa, move to 3603 first."

Zhang Wei nodded with emotion.

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