Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 40 Bachelor Night Party
At the filming site, Tang Youyou, with the big sword still stuck in her stomach, found the director and slapped the director's lower abdomen with the big sword from time to time, saying delicately: "Director~"
The director was so frightened that he quickly grabbed the hilt of his sword and looked at her helplessly: "Why are you here again?"
Tang Youyou quickly said, "Director, I think there might be some misunderstanding. I'm playing the hero's lover, how could it be possible to finish filming in just one scene?"
The director was puzzled: "So?"
Tang Youyou smiled and said, "Since they are lovers, don't you need to explain how they met?"
The director replied: “No need.”
Tang Youyou was still trying: "There should be some fragments of life, right?"
The director looked at her expectant eyes and said mercilessly: "Life is like a play. Falling in love with one person, marrying and having children with another, it's normal."
"Then take a look. Is there any room for me to play? For example, if the male protagonist finds the resurrection cross and has the one hundred and first kiss, then I can pretend to be dead." Tang Youyou's imagination was full of ideas.
The director had to explain: "My subsequent story is like this. The male protagonist accidentally kills his lover and is heartbroken. He returns to the city, marries and has children, and lives an ordinary life. But his mother has always disliked his daughter-in-law, and there are constant conflicts between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. They are the protagonists."
Tang Youyou was puzzled: "Isn't this an action movie? Why are they all about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationships?"
The director explained: "This is called a costume fantasy drama. Nowadays, they only make action movies. Where are the mothers-in-law, mothers, and aunts to watch? If you don't have mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law, karmic debts, and third parties, you can't even get it on prime time. Look, the mother-in-law has already come."
Tang Youyou looked over and saw the makeup artist applying makeup to an old woman wearing a wizard hat and holding a broom.
Tang Youyou gasped: "It really is a witch."
Then she spun around with a precise strike, causing the director to cover his stomach.
"Director, director, do I really not have a single shot?"
The director thought for a while and said: "There is one more shot. You go take a photo right away. We will make it into a portrait. When the male protagonist is struggling with the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, he will often look up at your portrait at a 45-degree angle. That's it." After that, the director hurried away.
A passing photographer took a perfunctory photo, and Tang Youyou's scene for the umpteenth time was declared complete.
The scene shifts to the bar, where several people sit on the sofa.
Lu Ziqiao sighed: "What a coincidence, I always run into you at the door of the bar bathroom."
Zhang Wei also said: "What a twist of fate! My right eyelid kept twitching when I was using the toilet, and then I saw you after I finished flushing the toilet."
The smile on Lu Ziqiao's face froze, but Lin Ze and the others laughed out loud.
Ziqiao didn't take it too seriously and instead said, "Let me introduce my friend to you. This is Guan Gu."
Guan Gu introduced himself: "Hello, Guan Gu Shenqi, please take care of me."
Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Everyone take care of me, everyone take care of me."
Then he leaned towards Lu Ziqiao and whispered, "Why does he pronounce every note as the fourth tone?"
Guan Gu continued: "I'm from Neon Yokohama, I'm a manga artist, and I'm still learning Chinese."
Ziqiao also whispered, "We're all used to it. Every note with a fourth tone is always better than every note with a second tone."
"My name is Guan Gu Shenqi, please take care of me." As he spoke, Guan Gu began to feel disgusted with himself.
Ziqiao continued to introduce: "And this one, a famous radio host, who once..."
"Wait." Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted him and looked at Zhang Wei: "Let me give you some tips. The good man is me, I am, Zeng, Zeng..."
Zhang Wei guessed, "Zeng, Brother Zeng. I've heard a lot about you."
Zeng Xiaoxian's smile shifted to Hu Yifei's face.
He smiled bitterly: "Okay, I admit I'm new here." Then he fell headfirst onto the sofa.
Then, Ziqiao pointed at Yifei and said, "Hu Yifei, there's no need to introduce me anymore."
Zhang Wei looked embarrassed.
Lin Ze asked curiously: "Yifei, do you two have a story?"
Yifei rolled her eyes at him and said, "Stop asking questions. Why are you so gossipy?"
Ziqiao finally introduced: "This is Lin Ze, my best wingman."
Lin Ze extended his hand: "Hello, I'm Lin Ze, and my main job now is a lawyer."
Zhang Wei excitedly shook his hand and said, "Let's go together."
Guan Gu was suspicious: "Are you a lawyer too?"
Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Trainee lawyer, trainee lawyer. But once I pass the judicial examination, I'll be a full-fledged lawyer."
As he spoke, Zhang Wei took out an invitation and handed it to Lin Ze: "I'm getting married tomorrow, at the Crowne Plaza Hotel, at noon. I hope Brother Lin will come."
"Why only give invitations to Lin Ze and not to others? You're kidding! Lu Ziqiao is obviously a poor fellow, and the other two are similar. Only he has such a noble demeanor. This way, I can collect a lot more money." Zhang Wei laughed happily.
Lin Ze magically took out a red envelope and handed it to Zhang Wei: "Brother Wei, consider this as my share of money. I won't go to the wedding. I have something to do tomorrow."
Zhang Wei accepted the red envelope with a smile: "Thank you, Brother Lin. Don't worry, Brother Lin, whether you come tomorrow or not, I will reserve a seat for you."
Lu Ziqiao said happily at this time: "That's great, brother."
Yifei looked at the invitation and asked in confusion: "Why are you so happy about Zhang Wei's wedding?"
Ziqiao explained: "Do you know what the other great invention besides the toilet invented by humans in the 20th century is?"
Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously: "What is it?"
Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "The ultimate singles night."
Zhang Wei refused, saying, "I'm a traditional person. I can't handle the foreign ways."
Ziqiao quickly said, "It's precisely to respect tradition. You know what? A marriage without a bachelorette party is incomplete and doomed to be unhappy. Besides, I imagine your future wife is gathering her sisters to prepare for her bachelorette party right now."
Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly: "I suddenly want to go to the party over there."
Guan Gu echoed: "Me too."
Lin Ze looked at Zhang Wei, who was somewhat tempted, and advised, "Brother Wei, don't listen to his nonsense. Happiness after marriage depends on the two of you. What does this bachelor party have to do with it? Besides, you should have seen how unreliable Ziqiao is."
Ziqiao quickly said, "Lin Ze, don't be such a spoiler. Look at Teacher Zeng, this is how a man should behave. Zhang Wei, you don't want to have any regrets, do you?"
Zhang Wei shook his head: "Actually, I have mixed feelings about saying goodbye to being single."
Ziqiao patted his shoulder and said, "We're going to be on the road tomorrow, so cherish this last bit of madness. I'll contact the beauties, you just need to get dressed."
Guan Gu pointed at Zhang Wei and said, "He hasn't said he wants to attend the bachelor party yet?"
Ziqiao deliberately provoked: "Are you afraid of your wife?"
Zhang Wei said excitedly: "No, how is it possible? My wife never dares to say anything when I say one thing. But..."
Lin Ze whispered in Yifei's ear: "Damn your pride!"
Yifei chuckled softly, "Are all you guys like this?"
Ziqiao interrupted Zhang Wei and said, "No buts, there are no buts for being single. Listen to the voice of the people."
Then Lu Ziqiao stood up and clapped his hands, saying, "Singles' night, singles' night, singles' night."
This drew a chorus of responses from the crowd: "Singles night, singles night, singles night."
Ziqiao paused and looked at Zhang Wei: "See? It passed unanimously."
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said, "That's fine, isn't it? In this bar, people will follow whatever you say."
Lu Ziqiao looked at him: "Really? You try it too."
Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and clapped his hands, saying, "Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian."
The surroundings were extremely quiet, and no one echoed. Zeng Xiaoxian awkwardly took out his phone: "His number."
Lu Ziqiao sneered: "Humph. See? The people's will is what the general public wants."
Lin Ze shook his head: "Teacher Zeng never disappoints people when it comes to disappointing people."
Yifei laughed and said, "He is asking for trouble."
Zhang Wei agreed: "Okay, where are we going?"
Ziqiao smiled and said, "Don't worry, I've already reserved a seat."
Guan Gu turned around and looked at him: "When did you reserve a seat?"
"Five minutes later, in a taxi." As he said that, Lu Ziqiao picked up his coat and set off with Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.
Yifei looked at the two people beside her and asked, "Why don't you two go to Ziqiao's bachelor party?"
Lin Ze looked at Sarah who was walking over and said with a smile: "I have an appointment."
Guan Gu sneered, "I was lucky enough to witness Ziqiao's party once. We played flying chess all night long."
Yifei looked at Sarah: "Are you still working in a bar?"
Sarah smiled and said, "Yes, I like the environment here. But the bar before was converted into a foot massage parlor, so I had to come here first. Thanks to Aze, I have been promoted. Today is my day off, so I asked Aze to come over for a drink."
Yifei smiled and said, "Congratulations.
Guan Gu was flipping through a magazine: "Yifei, look at this."
Hu Yifei took the magazine and said, "TV series introduction: parents died, children were lost, mother-in-law went crazy, and daughter-in-law was abused. Oh, Zeng Xiaoxian has another TV series to watch. It's a costume drama of ethical suffering, Diao Chan Love Me Again, which is currently filming."
Listening to this buff-filled plot, Lin Ze couldn't help but say, "This is too melodramatic. A normal person would have committed suicide long ago, right? What's this director thinking?"
Hu Yifei looked at the stills and laughed: "Although the plot sounds bloody, the styling is good, very much in the style of neon comics."
Guan Gu wondered, "I don't understand why Chinese people like to make comics into TV series."
Lin Ze laughed and said, "Because it will naturally get ratings. How can you criticize it if you don't watch it?"
Yifei also laughed and said: "I heard that Black Cat Sheriff and Calabash Brothers are going to have live-action versions, and Li Yapeng will play seven children by himself."
Guan Gu couldn't help but curse: "Damn! There's no way the comic book world and the real world can connect."
The door of the bar was pushed open and a figure walked in. Guan Gu couldn't help but widen his eyes.
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