Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person

Yifei rolled her eyes and said unhappily, "Okay, let's skip this part. Where were we just now?"

Wanyu raised her hand: "You just mentioned homemade chocolate."

Yifei nodded. "Yes, that's right. It's homemade chocolate. I told you, I started preparing it last week. But I found that this thing is not as simple as I thought."

"What are you guys talking about?" Zeng Xiaoxian walked over and sat down on the sofa.

Wan Yu smiled and said, "Fei Fei wants to make chocolates for Master Shen."

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked and looked at Hu Yifei: "Really? What did he do to you that you want to poison him?"

Lin Ze laughed out loud again.

Hu Yifei pointed at the two of them and said angrily: "I'm going to poison you two first."

Lin Ze waved his hands repeatedly: "Yifei, this is none of my business. I was just thinking of something happy. After all, she has a date on Valentine's Day. You understand, right?"

Zhanbo stood up to defend Yifei, saying, "My sister's cooking isn't poisonous enough to kill anyone."

Yifei just smiled, thinking that her younger brother was still reliable.

But she stopped laughing immediately because Zhanbo was backstabbing her: "Poison has to look tempting to be eaten. I saw the chocolate she made last time, it was amazing."

"Hahaha." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed out loud: "I get it, you don't want to poison him, you want to scare him to death, right?"

Yifei's competitive spirit was aroused: "You guys are looking for trouble, right? Well, I have to show you. Guan Gu, Xinling, you came at the perfect time. I've decided, you will have the honor of being the first to taste my next batch of chocolates."

Xinling smiled and asked, "Sister Yifei, are you going to make chocolate?"

Zeng Xiaoxian added: "Yeah, congratulations to you guys. It's a shame that I wasn't chosen!"

Guan Gu sat next to Yifei, looking depressed: "Thank you. But I'm not in the mood to joke."

Wan Yu looked at him and said, "Guan Gu, are you still doing your homework for Chinese class?"

Xinling also said: "Guan Gu, are you having trouble with your homework? We can give you some advice!"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't take it seriously: "It's just an essay, why haven't you finished it yet?"

Guan Gu knocked on the sofa and said, "At first I couldn't write, but then, maybe my spirit moved God. Yesterday, a paper airplane flew in through the window and landed next to me."

Zhanbo's eyes widened. Paper airplane, Masaka? Zhanbo felt a flash of inspiration pass through his head.

Guan Gu continued, "When I opened it, there was a poem inside. The title was: The Lonely Root of Three."

Hu Yifei glanced at him: "Are you sure this is a poem?"

Guan Gu said embarrassedly: "It looked very similar, so I copied it and gave it to my Chinese teacher."

Zhanbo quickly asked, "What did your teacher say?"

Guan Gu said gloomily, "I failed."

Zhanbo couldn't believe it: "What?"

Wan Yu explained: "This might be some elementary school student's Chinese homework, which is why it was folded into paper airplanes and flew around."

Xinling was puzzled: "Would an elementary school student write something like this in their Chinese homework?"

Guan Gu straightened up. "That's not important anymore. What's important is that my teacher used my essay as a negative example and read it aloud in class. And then thirty seconds later, one of my Jamaican classmates uploaded it online."

Wanyu exclaimed, "How fast! No wonder they hold the world record."

Zeng Xiaoxian fiddled with his phone for a moment, then displayed it: "Found it. The lonely square root of three. Baidu Tieba, top ten embarrassing posts, number one."

Yifei took the phone and recited: "I'm afraid that I will always be the lonely square root of three. Why must my three hide under this ugly square root? How I wish I were a nine, because nine, with just a little calculation, can escape this cruel fate." As she read, she couldn't help laughing out loud, and Zhanbo looked very painful.

Zeng Xiaoxian took back his phone and complained: "How can this be a Chinese homework? It's basically a draft of a math homework. Isn't that right, Zhanbo?" As he said that, he took a photo of Zhanbo.

Zhan Bo forced a smile: "Haha."

Yifei advised: "Guan Gu, don't be sad, this is not written by you, your writing must be better than his. Right, Zhanbo." As she said that, she also looked at Zhanbo.

Zhanbo no longer wanted to say anything at this moment.

Lin Ze then said, "Maybe it's just that Guan Gu's teacher doesn't appreciate it. I actually think this lonely square root of three is pretty good. It has the unique romance of a science and engineering man!"

Everyone was speechless, except for Zhan Bo, whose eyes were shining.

The next day at noon, Yifei was preparing the raw materials for chocolate in the kitchen.

Wanyu looked at the things on the table and couldn't help saying, "Wow, these are cocoa beans. They smell so good!" As she said that, she picked them up and prepared to smell them.

Yifei quickly stopped her: "Don't move! This is a very pure thing. Anyone who comes into contact with my chocolate-making process needs to be disinfected." As she said that, she took back the plate of cocoa beans from Wanyu.

Seeing this, Wan Yu crossed her arms and said, "Fei Fei, did you wash your hands after coming out of the bathroom just now?"

Yifei's face froze.

"Wow, what smells so good!" At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian with an excited look on his face and Lin Ze with an unhappy look on his face walked over.

Hu Yifei laughed and said, "I'm making explosives. I'll blow you to death when they're ready."

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his briefcase and took out a red fire extinguisher from it.

Looking at the fire extinguisher, Hu Yifei sneered: "Oh, you are really afraid of death!"

Wan Yu looked at Lin Ze and asked, "Brother Ze, why do you look so unhappy? Who provoked you?"

Lin Ze glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "It's all because of this guy. I was sleeping soundly in bed, and he was selling fire extinguishers next to me like a psychopath. I was annoyed and bought a bottle, but this idiot said it would cost 380 yuan. I really want to beat him to death with this fire extinguisher."

Hu Yifei said angrily: "A fire extinguisher is so expensive, Zeng Xiaoxian, you are crazy about money."

Despite this, Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't give up. He took out a few newspapers from his bag and introduced them: "Look, this says that on Valentine's Day last year, a couple lit over a hundred candles at home. The windows weren't closed properly, and a gust of wind blew over the candles, igniting the curtains and causing a fire."

Wan Yu exclaimed, "Oh my god, that must be exciting." The three of them looked at her, and Wan Yu quickly changed her words, "That must be terrible."

Zeng Xiaoxian continued: "The worst was yet to come. The fire was out of control and the man abandoned his girlfriend and jumped out of the window, where he was smashed into a pulp."

Lin Ze said, "Very good. This story teaches us a lesson: don't jump out of the window if you don't need to, especially if you live in a high-rise building. Don't jump out of the window if you need to, because you will turn into a meat paste."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly said, "Don't interrupt me. Look, this is the danger of not having a fire extinguisher at home. If they had a fire extinguisher at home, this tragedy would not have happened. So Yifei, you should buy a fire extinguisher too."

Yifei refused without a second thought: "No way, I won't buy such an expensive fire extinguisher. I'm not so rich that I don't have much to spend. But if you want to sell it, you need a set of professional moves, just like Pepsi."

Zeng Xiaoxian slammed the table and said: "Yeah, why didn't I think of it? I will also design a set of special actions for my fire extinguisher. When everyone is scrambling to buy it, you two don't have to ask me for a backdoor." Then he picked up the fire extinguisher and left.

Looking at his confident look, the two women looked at each other in surprise.

Wan Yu asked: "Brother Ze, do you think Teacher Zeng can sell it?"

Lin Ze sneered: "Haha, besides me, only those who drank too much fake milk powder would buy his sky-high priced fire extinguisher. I guess he won't even be able to get into the house and will be driven away."

The two women thought for a moment, then said in unison: "That makes sense."

Lin Ze looked at Hu Yifei who was still fiddling with the raw materials and couldn't help but ask, "Yifei, your chocolate is still being prepared! I think you might as well just buy chocolate for Mr. Shen."

Hu Yifei refused directly: "Absolutely not. Just wait and see. My chocolate will be released soon. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Hu Yifei's loud laughter echoed in 3601.