Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 29: Zhanbo Scores Second Score and Optimus Prime's Death
After lying on the sofa all morning, A Tai finally woke up. Lu Zhanbo, who was standing by, smiled and said, "You're awake?"
A-Tai looked at Lu Zhanbo warily and asked, "Who are you? Where is this?"
Zhanbo held a McDonald's breakfast in his hand and introduced: "This is Wanyu's home. I am her roommate. We may not have met. My name is Lu Zhanbo."
But it was obvious that Artest was not so easy to fool. He pointed at Zhanbo and said, "I know you. You are the one who hit me yesterday." As he said that, he touched the cheek that was hit.
Meijia looked at Zhanbo and laughed softly, "You're done. He remembers you. You should ask Yifei which acupuncture point to press to make him lose his memory."
Zhanbo walked around the sofa, smiling broadly: "It's like this, Atai, right? I'm sorry about yesterday. We had some misunderstandings and thought you were a bad guy."
Artest doubted: "You only hit me once, and I lay here all night."
Meijia quickly said: "Zhanbo didn't mean it, he just misunderstood."
A-Tai smiled and said, "It seems you've practiced martial arts before, too. I practice fighting. May I ask what style you're into? Muay Thai, Luohan Boxing, or Mantis Boxing?"
Zhan Bo shook his head. "I don't know any of those things you mentioned, but I'm very familiar with the Pegasus Meteor Fist, the one that can throw a hundred punches in a second. The move I used yesterday was the famous Lushan Rising Dragon Punch. The key to this move is to concentrate all your strength on a single point in your left hand, and then at the moment of punching, silently recite: Majestic Five Elders Peak of Mount Lu! Grant me strength."
A-Tai couldn't listen any longer and turned to look at Meijia: "Who is this lady?"
"My name is Meijia, Wanyu's roommate. Nice to meet you." Meijia stretched out her right hand.
Artest also shook hands with a smile: "It's a great honor to meet you." Meijia looked thoughtful.
Zhanbo still apologized: "Atai, I'm really sorry about what happened yesterday."
A-Tai also said generously: "Since it's a misunderstanding, let's forget it. We don't know each other without fighting."
At this time, Wanyu came over and looked at A-Tai: "A-Tai, are you okay?"
A-Tai smiled and said, "Wanyu, even though I received this light punch yesterday, it allowed me to open my eyes and see a beautiful fairy like you. I'm really happy. Even if I have to receive another punch tomorrow, I would be willing to do it."
Wan Yu smiled and said, "Atai, you're so sweet. I'm relieved to see that you're okay. Can you forgive Zhanbo? He actually..."
Artest waved his hand: "Don't say more, I understand. If it were me, I would do the same."
"thank you for understanding."
A Tai took the opportunity to invite: "Do you want to go for a drink? It's been a while since we last met. We can chat. How about lemon tea?"
Wanyu waved her hands and refused: "No, no, no need to drink, just stay here." She was traumatized by lemon tea and felt that she would never drink lemon tea again in her life.
At the same time, Meijia took Zhanbo to the balcony of 3602 and then to the balcony of 3601 to observe the situation inside.
Zhanbo asked in confusion: "Meijia, what are we doing? Why are we spying here?"
Meijia hit him and said, "Stupid, of course we are here to monitor that A Tai. If he does anything untoward towards Wan Yu, we can rush over and take care of him immediately."
Zhanbo was a little confused: "Why should we do this? I think that Artest is a pretty good person. He didn't even care that I punched him."
Mika explained: "He didn't care because he had a bigger agenda."
Zhanbo thought for a moment: "You mean Wanyu? But how can you be so sure?"
Meijia held up two fingers: "Two reasons. First, Aze told me to keep a close eye on this Atai, and second, when he introduced himself just now, he used three accents."
Zhanbo was confused: "Three accents? So what? Besides, he only used two."
Two flowers bloom, one branch each.
In the small theater, Yifei and the other two sat in the first row.
Guan Gu said with some concern: "Sister Yifei, are you sure you want to be angry with Teacher Zeng?"
Lin Ze, who was sitting to Yifei's right and wearing a raincoat, asked, "You two, are you sure you don't want to wear raincoats?"
Yifei first replied to Guan Gu: "Huh, I am a cultured person. Even if his performance is terrible, I will sit here and watch it to the end and give him positive feedback. That way, he will know what it means to be a good person."
Then she replied to Lin Ze: "You should keep this stuff for yourself. I don't believe he would dare to do anything. By the way, what is the name of this play he performed?"
Lin Ze and Guan Gu said in unison: "The death of Optimus Prime."
Yifei wondered: "Optimus Prime's death?"
Under the spotlight, Zeng Xiaoxian also stepped onto the stage and said seriously, "The Death of Optimus Prime, Chapter 1, Autobot Transformation."
Yifei said with a serious expression: "I have a bad feeling."
Lin Ze and Guan Gu exchanged a glance, their premonition coming true. Lin Ze then handed the raincoat to Guan Gu, who didn't refuse.
Sure enough, after the sound of a gong, Zeng Xiaoxian's performance began.
"kukukikiki, kukukikiki..." Yifei twitched every time he said that.
Half an hour later, Zeng Xiaoxian's damn first chapter finally came to an end. Lin Ze felt like he was killing someone. How could you spend half an hour reciting just one line? How boring are you!
Even worse off than him was Yifei, whose hair was disheveled, eyes were dull, and she leaned weakly on Lin Ze, looking like she had been beaten to death.
The scene changed, and Meijia explained: "Just say you are a beginner! Come, give me your hand, and I will show you."
Meijia then held Zhanbo's hand and said, "It's a great honor to meet you."
Zhanbo was puzzled: "Why did you pinch me when you were talking just now?"
Mika snapped her fingers: "This is the third accent."
Zhanbo asked: "What does this represent?"
Meijia said helplessly, "Why don't you understand? This is a question signal, a special term in the underworld. It actually means: Are you free tonight, baby?"
Zhan Bo didn't believe it: "What a mess you are talking about!"
Meijia didn't explain, but stared intently at the two people in the living room of 3601: "Zhanbo, since you don't believe me, let's let the facts speak for themselves. Now that they're the only two left in there, this A Tai will definitely show his hand."
Zhanbo was still a little unconvinced, but he didn't walk away. Instead, he stared at A Tai's every move.
As expected, A Tai did not disappoint Mei Jia. He sat on the sofa and kept getting closer to Wan Yu. Although Wan Yu subconsciously avoided him, the sofa was so small that Wan Yu had no choice but to stand up. Now she completely understood that her old classmate, whom she had not seen for a long time, had bad intentions.
Zhanbo, who was hiding on the balcony, had already clenched his fists. The moment Wanyu screamed, he suddenly rushed out. Meijia only felt a flash before her eyes, and Zhanbo was already in front of A Tai: "Lushan Shenglongba."
A punch hit Artest's face without hesitation, and Artest fell to the ground very smoothly.
Zhanbo looked at the panicked Wanyu and asked with concern: "Wanyu, are you okay?"
Wan Yu smiled: "I'm fine, Zhanbo, I'm lucky to have you."
In the small theater, Zeng Xiaoxian began his second chapter of the performance.
Zeng Xiaoxian, wearing a model of Optimus Prime, walked straight towards the three of them and introduced: "Chapter 2, the Autobots attack."
As he spoke, he raised the small water gun in his right hand and continuously fired water bullets at Yifei, making a whooshing sound.
Lin Ze handed the last raincoat to Yifei. Yifei no longer refused. She took it and held it in front of her face because she didn't have time to put it on.
When Zeng Xiaoxian finished shooting his small water gun, the three were about to breathe a sigh of relief when they saw him take out a bigger one with his left hand: "But I have another one, whoosh whoosh whoosh."
Yifei felt that the string of her rationality was about to break.
3601, looking at Atai lying on the ground, Meijia couldn't help but ask: "What should we do with this guy?"
Zhan Bo suggested: "Why don't we wait for my sister and the others to come back and dispose of the body."
Wan Yu said, "Why don't we just let him lie on the ground first?"
This suggestion was agreed by both of them.
In the mini-theater, I don’t know which chapter it is, but Zeng Xiaoxian is still repeating the lines: “Transformers, change shape at any time, Transformers, change shape at any time, Transformers…”
Hu Yifei, who had been unable to bear it any longer, collapsed and said: "I can't stand it anymore. Zeng Xiaoxian, you win, okay? I admit defeat. I shouldn't have let you come to watch my show yesterday."
Hu Yifei continued, panting from time to time, "I admit that good friends have to tell the truth."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked proudly: "Oh, then do you have any praise for my performance?"
Yifei pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "No, I can't find a single good word to describe your performance. It was terrible, absolutely terrible."
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Guan Gu and asked, "Where's the model for Guan Gu's oil painting?"
Yifei thought without hesitation: "It's ugly, so ugly that I can't describe it."
Guan Gu pointed at himself and asked, "Why is it my business?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was about to point at Lin Ze, but was frightened by Lin Ze's eyes.
So he looked at Yifei and said proudly: "Yes, I won, I finally won. Do you know what I will play next? Chapter 11, so bad that you can't imagine..."
Before she could finish her words, Yifei left without looking back: "Don't imagine. Let's go home." As she said that, she took Lin Ze and Guan Gu's hands and prepared to leave.
Zeng Xiaoxian said: "You guys go away, let me finish the performance, let me enjoy the fruits of this victory! Hahahahaha, Transformers, change shape at any time, Transformers, at any time..."
Unable to bear it any longer, Lin Ze grabbed the announcer's gong and hit Zeng Xiaoxian on the head, angrily saying, "I can't stand you anymore, Transformer, I'll make you a Transformer."
Fortunately, Yifei and Guan Gu grabbed him in time, otherwise Zeng Xiaoxian would have been more than just fainting.
The three of them left the small theater angrily, leaving only Zeng Xiaoxian who was ignored by everyone.
After returning to the apartment and hearing Mika's report, the three decided to hand A Tai over to Guan Gu.
Guan Gu, who got a free mannequin, had a happy smile on his face.
A few days later, A Tai had disappeared without a trace, and Guan Gu found Zi Qiao to be a model through Mei Jia. Zi Qiao stood shirtless, holding a knife, for more than three hours. Unfortunately, Guan Gu only drew the knife he was holding.
Inside the bar, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Zhanbo put on a big show together, without words, expressing themselves through body movements and facial expressions.
It successfully made everyone laugh, including Lin Ze, Hu Yifei, Lin Wanyu, Chen Meijia, and Xinling. Everyone had a happy smile on their face.
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