Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 184 Zhang Wei Loses His Eyelashes
"Excuse me, how many eyelashes does a normal adult male usually have in each eye?"
"A, 75-150."
"B, 150-225."
"C, 225-300."
"D, 300-375."
Hearing this question, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but fall into memories.
Lin Ze shook his head when he saw the question: "Teacher Zeng is so lucky to have encountered such a thing. Poor Zhang Wei."
At the bar, Zhang Wei couldn't help but let out a cry of "ouch".
Hu Yifei asked: "What's wrong? Were you bitten by a bug?"
Zhang Wei retorted: "No, you were bitten by a mosquito. I just found a lighter. It looks quite exquisite. I just don't know who left it here."
Zeng Xiaoxian stretched out his hand at this time: "Come, let me see."
Zhang Wei handed over the lighter.
Zeng Xiaoxian took it and looked at it, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Not bad, this lighter is from DuPont." As he said that, he lifted the lid, and the crisp sound sounded particularly pleasant.
Hu Yifei said with a look of satisfaction: "Sure, Zeng Xiaoxian, it seems that you are not useless. You know a lot. Why don't you buy one?"
Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, "Brother Xian is very knowledgeable. Besides, I don't smoke, so why would I buy this thing? In our suite, only Aze has something like this, but I haven't seen him use it many times."
Hu Yifei scoffed mercilessly, "If you can't afford it, just say so. Why are you making so many excuses?"
Zeng Xiaoxian stubbornly said, "Who said I can't afford it? I just don't understand why I would spend money on this? Besides, don't I still need Aze? If I want to use it, can't I just ask him to borrow it? Why waste money?"
Hu Yifei sneered, "You're really calculating. I'll tell Aze later that if Zeng Xiaoxian asks you to borrow a lighter, don't lend it to him."
Zeng Xiaoxian panicked: "I can't play like this, you're cutting off the source of the trouble."
Hu Yifei said smugly, "You control me."
Zhang Wei couldn't help but ask: "Is this brand expensive?"
Hu Yifei explained, "This brand is like the Chanel of lighters."
"CHANEL?" Zhang Wei repeated. Hu Yifei thought he understood, but the next moment he asked again: "Is it expensive?"
Hu Yifei's smile suddenly disappeared. Looking at Zhang Wei, who was confused, she sighed and said, "Let me tell you this, this thing is equivalent to the Rolls-Royce of the fashion world. Do you understand?"
"Oh, a Rolls-Royce." Zhang Wei stretched out his words. Hu Yifei was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when he asked again, "Is it expensive?"
Hu Yifei was defeated by him.
Zeng Xiaoxian saw this and thought now was the perfect time for him to take the stage. He pulled Hu Yifei aside and then faced Zhang Wei directly: "To put it simply, it's like a fighter jet among tractors. Do you understand?"
Zhang Wei said with a look of sudden realization: "I see, it seems that it is indeed quite expensive."
Hu Yifei felt defeated by the two of them and started drinking in frustration.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the lighter in his hand and sighed: "This must cost tens of thousands at least."
Yu Mo walked over at this time and couldn't help asking after hearing this: "What are you talking about? What tens of thousands?"
Zeng Xiaoxian handed her the lighter: "Here, this is it, a DuPont lighter. See if it belongs to your Aze."
Yu Mo took a look and smiled, "It's not Aze's. Aze's is a bit more expensive than this. This thing costs from a few thousand to tens of thousands. This one is considered cheap."
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said, "Aze is really generous. When can I be as cool and carefree as him?"
Hu Yifei said in a stern tone, "Maybe in your next life. There's no hope for you in this life."
Zhang Wei looked at the tiny object and asked in confusion, "Why is this thing so expensive? After all, isn't it just a lighter? Is it really that expensive?"
Upon hearing this, Yu Mo handed him the lighter and said, "This is a symbol of status. If you don't believe me, you can try it."
Zhang Wei asked curiously: "How do I try it?"
Yu Mo gave his own advice: "Now, just take this lighter and go over there. You don't have to do anything."
Zhang Wei was incredulous: "Is it that simple?"
Yu Mo nodded: "It's that simple, go ahead, you'll thank me later."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked puzzledly: "What's going on?"
Yu Mo replied: "Will you understand in a moment?"
As expected, in the following period of time, beautiful women kept asking Zhang Wei to borrow light, and Zhang Wei lost himself in the praise.
When Zeng Xiaoxian pulled him over, he still had a happy smile on his face. Zeng Xiaoxian, unable to bear it any longer, slapped him in the face and said, "Come back to your senses."
Zhang Wei immediately returned to normal: "What's wrong? What happened?"
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "It's nothing, just a bug landed on you, and now it's gone."
Zhang Wei didn't doubt it, but just asked: "What should we do now? The person who lost it must be very anxious, right? After all, this thing is so expensive."
Zeng Xiaoxian offered his own advice: "You can put it in the lost and found box."
Zhang Wei asked in surprise: "Is there such a thing here?"
Upon hearing this, the female bartender took out a lost and found box and placed it on the bar.
Looking at the things inside, Zhang Wei said excitedly: "My hair dryer." Then he quickly opened the box and took out the hair dryer.
Hu Yifei was successfully amused by him, and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him with a puzzled expression.
Yu Mo had no choice but to ask: "Zhang Wei, why did you bring a hair dryer to the bar? Isn't it better to keep it in the bedroom?"
Zeng Xiaoxian, who had come to his senses, smiled and said, "It's still pink, just like mine."
Zhang Wei looked at the hair dryer with a dazed look on his face and explained, "This is my life and property. I always carry it with me, and I finally found it."
Hu Yifei asked: "Why do you bring this? I've only heard of people asking for fire, but I've never heard of asking for wind."
Zhang Wei replied: "How do you know no one would lend it to me? If I hadn't been so kind as to lend it to someone in the restroom last time, it wouldn't be here now."
The three of them were speechless.
However, when Lin Ze saw Zhang Wei again, he was wearing sunglasses and sitting on the sofa, motionless, pretending to be a statue.
Looking at the people who were trying to suppress their laughter, Lin Ze couldn't help but ask: "What's wrong? Why are you wearing sunglasses in broad daylight? Are you trying to act serious?"
Zhang Wei said sadly: "My eyelashes! I lost a total of 127 eyelashes! Now I only have 55 left in my left eye. I want to cry."
"What's going on?" Lin Ze looked at everyone in confusion.
Yu Mo briefly recounted what had happened.
Lin Ze suddenly realized: "So that's how it is. Isn't it just a lighter? I can give you one on your next birthday."
Zhang Wei said with a sad face: "But I don't smoke normally!"
Lin Ze replied: "Then I won't send you off."
Zhang Wei quickly said, "Let's send it."
Everyone let out a tsk tsk when they heard this.
After the recollection, Zeng Xiaoxian also gave his answer: "127 + 55 equals 182, so I choose B."
Gao Lingfeng looked at him in surprise: "B, 150-225, are you sure?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said firmly: "I am sure that this is a tragedy that a friend of mine experienced personally. I will not remember it wrongly."
Looking at the determined Zeng Xiaoxian, Gao Lingfeng also announced the results of his answers.
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