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Just as he was about to fly back on his sword, he suddenly noticed movement behind him.

Zhang Tianfeng hurriedly hid under a big tree.

"Brother, please don't. It's not very convenient here. Let's not disturb the old immortal, okay?"

"Then, let's change places."

Hmm? This voice isn't that of Xiao He's green tea junior sister and that shameless third senior brother?

Ha, ha ha! What a coincidence, she caught me cheating?

Zhang Tianfeng's eyes lit up. She knew everything about this kind of thing!!!

So, Zhang Tianfeng followed the two shameless people to a large rock. Seeing them about to perform an 18+ act in front of her, she suddenly laughed...

He was smiling slyly.

She had to call Xiao He over; this idiot was the most impulsive...

So, Zhang Tianfeng burrowed through the ground and went over there. In the room, Xiao He was making dumplings with his master and junior sister.

The three of them stopped what they were doing when they saw her, staring at her intently, as if she were a giant monkey...

What look? Have you never seen it before?

"I'm back, are you happy?" Zhang Tianfeng spread her hands, she felt quite happy...

The master suddenly stood up and pushed her out: "Go, go, go, hurry up, there's no portion for you in the dumplings. Hurry up and leave."

Oh, no, what’s going on? No, it’s just a meal of dumplings. She didn’t come back for these dumplings. Is the master getting senile?

"Oh, why are you a master? I don't want to eat dumplings. I want to find Xiao He. Xiao He, come with me quickly and I will take you to see the show. It will be too late if you are late!" Zhang Tianfeng yelled, and Xiao He squeezed out of the door in a flash.

"Really? Whose show is this?"

Zhang Tianfeng was amused. Let's see what happens. This guy has always been impatient...

"The one with the green tea essence. Do you want to go?"

"Go, go, go now, Master, Yaya, wait for us to come back."

After saying that, he took Zhang Tianfeng's hand and disappeared into the earth...

"Hey, senior sister! You ran so fast that you didn't even have the chance to hug me! I'm becoming less and less important in your heart." Yaya muttered and continued to roll out the dough in a depressed mood.

"Don't hold out hope for your useless senior sister. Whether she comes back or not depends on her mood. She is the most irresponsible person!" After saying that, the master picked up a bag and started wrapping it up.

"Master, is Senior Sister really the reincarnation of the Fire Phoenix?" Yaya stared at her master, insisting on asking something.

The master paused and said sternly, "Hey, why are you bringing this up? Get back to work."

Yaya was puzzled and looked at her master several times. Thinking about it, no one in the world of immortal cultivation was as strange as her senior sister. She could come back from death intact, and you could touch her, see her...

It's really weird...

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Xiao He, holding a whip, hid behind a large rock with Zhang Tianfeng. They saw the couple huddled together, not knowing what they were doing, but it didn't seem like they were doing anything over 18...

"Zhang Tianfeng, what are they doing?" As soon as the words fell, I saw the third brother taking off his clothes...

"Hey, here it comes, here it comes!" Xiao He was excited and patted Zhang Tianfeng's back. The pain made Zhang Tianfeng cough...

"Keep your voice down, you're like a loud speaker, trying to alert the enemy?" Zhang Tianfeng rolled his eyes. What a fool...

Seeing the Green Tea Spirit also taking off her clothes... Xiao He was so excited that he almost jumped up. Zhang Tianfeng grabbed her and almost tied her up with a rope...

"I'll be right there!" Xiao He shot out like a spring...

Zhang Tianfeng: “…”

The outstretched hand fell back obediently...

"Haha! I caught you, you're over 18!" Xiao He yelled, frightening the defenseless Green Tea Spirit and Third Senior Brother so much that they shuddered and fell to the ground...

Both of them looked at her with pale faces...

Xiao He saw the dead rabbit lying on the ground, and his hand holding the whip just stopped in mid-air...

The fork in the open mouth slowly closed... Damn Zhang Tianfeng, this is not 18+, this is 18 cuts ~ each cut is like dissecting a rabbit...

"What are you doing, Xiao He? You scared me? What do you mean by 18+? Are you sick?" The third brother immediately stood up, his hands still stained with rabbit blood, holding a small knife, and glared at her angrily.

Zhang Tianfeng, who rushed to the scene, twitched his nose and mouth... Um, I made a mistake...

She has a dirty mind and thinks green tea spirits are too cheap...

The moment he saw Zhang Tianfeng, the third brother's face turned even paler with fear, and his words became tongue-tied and stammered: "Zhang, Zhang, Zhang Zhang, Zhang Tianfeng, are you a human or a ghost? Why did you appear again?"

The Green Tea Spirit was so frightened that he hid behind the Third Senior Brother and pointed at Zhang Tianfeng and said, "Ghost!"

Zhang Tianfeng raised her foot and kicked him: "Fuck you, you're acting so spoiled again!"

Dare to call her a ghost? She is a fairy, not a ghost. This bitch...

Xiao He was calmer this time and quickly stopped Zhang Tianfeng: "Ai, don't be angry, don't be angry, you've finally come back, it's not necessary."

Zhang Tianfeng flicked the corner of his clothes and said disdainfully, "Why are you being so mysterious about eating a rabbit?"

The third brother's face was shaking with anger. "We haven't eaten all day. We finally caught a rabbit. What's wrong? Did it bother you?"

Zhang Tianfeng: “…”

Xiao He: "..." No, she was tricked by Zhang Tianfeng...

"We haven't finished making the dumplings yet, let's go back and make some." Xiao He took Zhang Tianfeng's hand and wanted to go back.

Suddenly, a cold wind blew around... There was a fishy and foul smell in the cold wind!

The four of them were all cultivators, and they immediately realized that there was a crisis!

Except for Zhang Tianfeng, the other three looked as if they were facing a formidable enemy. When they saw the thick smoke around them and could hardly see anything, they became extremely nervous.

"Third senior brother, I'm so scared!" The green tea spirit hid behind the third senior brother, seeming to be very frightened.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, I'm here."

Xiao He glanced at them. Although he was also afraid, he still said sarcastically: "You are so cowardly, and you still want to cultivate immortality. Just go home and sell buns."

Green Tea Essence's family does sell buns...

Zhang Tianfeng also glanced at her and said, "You're so weak, be careful you get chewed up by a monster. It's a crunching chew."

"Ah!" The green tea spirit screamed in fright.

The third senior brother glared at Zhang Tianfeng. Why was he saying such scary things? He felt uncomfortable just listening to them, not to mention his delicate and gentle junior sister...

"Third Brother, I'm so scared. That woman, she's deliberately trying to scare me!"

"Don't be afraid, my brother is here."

Xiao He couldn't bear it anymore: "Yes, your third brother will fill the gap between his teeth first, and then you two will be chewed together, with your intestines mixed together."

Pfft! Zhang Tianfeng wanted to laugh... This guy has also learned to be venomous...

"You! Xiao He, you're still trying to scare her at this time, and you're still saying things that are so disgusting? You're becoming more and more vicious, learning bad habits from Zhang Tianfeng."

Zhang Tianfeng sneered, "Fine, I'll be bad. Let's go and leave you two nice people behind."

Then he was about to pull Xiao He away. The third brother suddenly shouted: "Hey! Don't go! What will we do if you leave?"