Genshin Impact simulation, the Shura field is endless

"Coconut sheep?"

"puff!"

Gui Zhong was a little confused, and Yu Xiuwen laughed out loud.

When several people looked at him strangely, he instantly put away his smile.

Next, Zhongli told Yu Xiuwen and Guizhong the whole story.

After listening to it, Guizhong always felt that something was wrong.

"When you buy something, you should pay and they should give you the things, right? Why do you not only pay but also ask for help when you come to your place? And you're looking for this ethereal half-immortal beast?"

"... "

"It seems like that's the case?"

"So why did we go to all the trouble to come here?"

Ying and Paimon both looked at Zhongli.

Zhongli was also a little embarrassed. After hearing Guizhong's words, it seemed to be true.

"Forget it, the contract is done. Since I'm here, it's just a small favor."

Things have come to this point, Zhongli has no choice but to do what he promised first.

"The question is, Zhongli, if there really are semi-immortal beasts like the Coconut Sheep, why haven't you heard of it? Guizhong hasn't heard of it, and neither have I. Do you think it's possible?"

Yu Xiuwen said with a half-smile.

"From the perspective of universal reason, it is not impossible..."

"Then you guys go look for it. It just so happens that the fox mechanism is broken and has just been repaired."

Yu Xiuwen made way.

Zhongli and Ying stepped forward, but after using the Yihu mechanism to look for a long time, they still couldn't see any shadow of the Coconut Sheep.

"Really do not have?"

Zhongli frowned.

"Why don't you go back and ask what the coconut sheep is doing? Respecting the contract is good, but before making a contract, you should ask about the unclear things."

Yu Xiuwen smiled and patted Zhongli's shoulder.

"I always feel that you know this matter very well?"

Zhongli raised an eyebrow.

"I know a great deal."

Yu Xiuwen looked mysterious and didn't explain further.

Zhongli didn't plan to ask any further questions. Since he couldn't find the coconut sheep at the moment, he decided to follow Yu Xiuwen's instructions and go back to Bubu Lu to find out.

"Hey! People up there, who are you?! Have you fixed this broken machine?!"

At this moment, a group of guys with weapons in their hands and bad intentions emerged from the audience.

The leading Han man's tone was filled with deep dissatisfaction.

"We spent so much effort to break this thing, losing several brothers, and now you guys have fixed it?!"

"Huh~ I'm finally here."

Yu Xiuwen snapped his fingers and gave a "kind" smile.

You are so brave to touch my wife’s things.

"Is this the person you're waiting for?"

"Well, if they dare to touch your mechanism, I will give them a good beating."

As he spoke, Yu Xiuwen jumped down and landed steadily in front of the treasure-stealing group.

This move alone proved he was no ordinary man. The burly man in the lead frowned and was about to speak when Yu Xiuwen dodged. He didn't even get a glimpse of him before a sharp pain in his abdomen sent him flying into the air. He then landed heavily on the ground, unconscious.

The younger brothers around him were shocked by what they saw.

Such a big guy could fly so gracefully?

This is a tough guy.

Although they were frightened, they had the advantage in numbers, so the others looked at each other and nodded, "Go!"

Bang bang bang.

In a few seconds, they all fell to the ground and wailed, and each punch hit the flesh with great force.

Ying and Paimeng, who hadn't left yet, were frightened, fearing that Yu Xiuwen would get angry and hit them.

However, Yu Xiuwen was measured in his actions and did not cause any serious injuries. He waited until they had all lost the ability to resist, then he tied them up one by one with the ropes left in the war preparation room, and only then was he satisfied.

"Ying, how about you take them to find the Qianyan Army? Do you think the Qianyan Army can recognize you?"

"…forget it."

Ying smiled awkwardly.

Although the Thousand Winds Army hasn't been searching for her much recently for some reason, the attitude of the Liyue high-level officials towards her is still unknown. If she goes there, she will be walking into a trap.

"pity…"

Yu Xiuwen thought about it and threw them into an iron cage in the Chen Ge pot that he had brought specially.

Oh, by the way, there are quite a few monsters around the iron cage, and I guarantee they will be scared to death when they wake up.

This is the result of dismantling his wife's Yihu mechanism!

"Well, we're leaving first~"

"No, let's go together. We can still use the Dust Song Pot with this group of treasure hunters on the road, but we can't take people out of the pot when we hand them over to the Thousand Rocks Army. Please help me transport them to the Thousand Rocks Army when the time comes."

"No."

"Ok?"

"I mean, at least you have to pay me some labor fee..."

"Ok?"

“…I’m more helpful.”

Ying agreed with a dark face.

This abominable guy bullies others by relying on his own strength!

Poor old man, as a dignified traveler, his strength has not yet recovered, and he was robbed of his wife by this insidious villain and bullied to this extent. It is really sad.

Sooner or later, I will defeat him head-on!

As for now… forget it for now. I didn't even see his attack clearly just now, and I would probably lose if I faced him head-on.

It's better to endure hardships and strategically admit defeat, and wait for the day when I regain my full strength!

"Hey, what are you mumbling about?"

Yu Xiuwen called out to Ying who was standing there.

Why does this traveler seem so abnormal?

"Ahem, got it!"

Ying suppressed her indignation and followed.

Several people returned to Liyue Harbor together.

When they were almost at the city gate, Yu Xiuwen released the treasure-hunting group who were trembling with fear in the cage and threw them to the ground.

Several people each dragged a few people and walked towards the Qianyan Army at the city gate.

Under the astonished gaze of the Qianyan Army, Yu Xiuwen explained the whole story.

Of course, the matter of the Yihu Agency was just briefly mentioned, and they only said that they had destroyed an agency that seemed very important, so as to avoid any complications and being kept behind to take notes.

If you ask me later, I can just ask Ganyu to explain it. That's the good thing about having connections; it saves you a lot of trouble.

Although confused, Qianyan Army still wrote down the appearance and names of several people, expressed their gratitude, and let them leave.

"Let's go to Bubulu and see what Zhongli and the others have misunderstood."

Yu Xiuwen stretched lazily with a smile on his face.

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"Oh, yes, that's it, the delicious milk...it's called coconut milk."

Qiqi slowly took out a piece of paper with Grandma's name written on it and handed it to everyone.

"Um?!"

Except for Yu Xiuwen, everyone else's eyes widened.

Zhongli sighed.

Gui Zhong squatted down and covered his mouth with his hands, laughing secretly. Yu Xiuwen also looked at Zhongli and Ying jokingly.

The merciless ridicule from his friend made Zhongli sigh even more deeply.

Turning around, he faced Ying and Paimeng: "I'm sorry, both of you. To be fair to Qiqi, I agreed too easily without thinking..."

"Well, it's okay, Zhongli. As Liyue says, 'The world is unpredictable, and joy and sorrow are hard to predict.' Who knew the ending would be so absurd."

"Hey, Qiqi, what did you say? Was it wrong?"

Qiqi touched her mouth in confusion.

Yu Xiuwen squatted down and touched Qiqi's hat. "Qiqi said something wrong, but it's not Qiqi's fault. Zhongli is just too stupid."

"Why are you talking about me again..."

Zhongli was caught in the crossfire.

Yu Xiuwen glanced at him and said, "If there really were semi-immortal beasts like the Coconut Sheep in Liyue, how could you not have heard of it? And yet a little zombie knew about it?"

“…I didn’t think about it.”

This time, he really couldn't refute Yu Xiuwen's words.

Ying looked at Zhongli suspiciously.

I'd heard Yu Xiuwen say before that it was strange that Zhongli didn't know about the coconut sheep. Could he have some special identity that he was hiding from them? Yu Xiuwen, an immortal, said this, so it seemed that Zhongli, as his friend, was also an immortal.

Never mind, it has nothing to do with her now.

Well, at least Yu Xiuwen didn’t say she was stupid.