Genshin Impact simulation, the Shura field is endless

"Come on, divide the table."

In the Chen Ge pot, Yu Xiuwen, who had just been fucked in the kitchen, stood in front of many tables and fell into deep thought.

He was kicked out not because he messed up, but simply because they said they had enough manpower and didn't need to bother him anymore.

Well, Azar, who came to join in the fun, agreed with this. How could he trouble Lord Xiu Wen to cook?

So Yu Xiuwen had to come out.

Hazard originally wanted to ask Yang Wen to come out of the kitchen, but when Yang Wen glared at him, he didn't dare to say anything more.

This little old man is quite worrying.

Since he had nothing to do anyway, Yu Xiuwen decided to think about the seat allocation.

Think ahead so that the table isn't too big or too small.

The demons must be at the same table.

Top leaders from various countries are sitting at the same table - isn't the atmosphere too serious?

When the time comes, we'll all get together happily, talking about diplomacy and development. This isn't the right topic to talk about today...

Forget it, let’s think of something else.

Keli, Qiqi and Yaoyao sat at a table, commonly known as the children's table.

Well... why not let Linghua Xiaogong and others sit here as well.

And then Arataki Ichito is sitting here too - but he's so noisy, is it really okay?

If Kuki Shinobu is here too, there shouldn't be any problem.

Immortals and monsters also sit together...

Forget it, it’s too complicated. Just estimate the number of people and sit wherever you like.

Yu Xiuwen gave up estimating.

"Woof, woof, woof!"

A burst of dog barking.

Yu Xiuwen's Erha came running from not far away, followed by the leisurely Xiaoju.

A bird pecked at the dog's head, making it wail.

"what happened?"

Yu Xiuwen squatted down and rubbed the dog's head. A lot of hair had fallen out and it seemed to be feeling aggrieved.

Xiaoju's eyes lit up, and he rushed over. With his unusual size and incredible strength, he knocked Erha away.

"Meow."

(You silly dog, you dare to grab my seat? I’ve spoiled you.)

The Husky cried out in grievance but didn't dare to resist.

"Okay, okay, Xiaoju, stop bullying it."

Yu Xiuwen smiled helplessly, touched Xiaoju's fur soothingly, stretched out a hand, and the little bird also landed on his fingers, rubbing its little head gently against his skin.

"So, what happened?"

"Meow~"

(The silly dog ​​was bored and thought Ah Zi's rice was delicious, so he knocked over her bowl and ate the rice)

The so-called A Zi refers to the bird in Yu Xiuwen's hand. Seeing it chirping, it is obviously complaining.

Yu Xiuwen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and patted Erha's head: "If you're hungry, come to me. Why are you stealing other people's food? It's not much yet. Otherwise, I'll switch yours next time."

"Woo~"

Erha lowered his head, as if admitting his mistake.

"Okay, Ah Zi, I'll give you some food later. Don't chase it."

Having said that, Yu Xiuwen let A Zi go.

Erha also ran away consciously, and Xiaoju snuggled into Yu Xiuwen's arms.

"Master~"

Klee shouted from the nearby floating island, then ran over.

Yu Xiuwen smiled and waved.

When Keli ran over to him and saw the water stains on her body, he spoke: "I just heard a loud bang. Did you blow up all the fish in the pond again?"

("Meow?" The little orange in my arms pricked up his ears)

"Hehehe," Klee scratched her head sheepishly, then smiled proudly, "This time Klee didn't use a bomb, she used the Eye of God directly."

"Oh?" Yu Xiuwen raised an eyebrow. "Is it so powerful?"

"Hmm! I fried up so many fish all at once!"

Kelly opened her arms and gestured happily.

"So, what about the fish?"

"Sister Xiaogong is baking it. She said she'll bring it to everyone in the kitchen once it's done."

"But grilled fish has a lot of bones. Let's go wash our hands, pick out the bones, and then give everyone just the fish meat, okay?"

"it is good!"

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Outside, time flows slowly.

The sunlight gradually softened, turning into a dim veil, passing over the blue sky and the clear sea, and draped over the bricks and tiles of Liyue Harbor.

The lanterns at the doorsteps of every household are lit, the festive red color dilutes the sadness of dusk, the hustle and bustle of the day is no longer diminished today, it is a grand festival, and the activities begin at night.

Kites of all kinds are circling in the sky, and people are in high spirits.

In some places, stages have already been set up, and various performances such as storytelling, acrobatics, and opera singing have added to the festive atmosphere of the festival.

The most lively place during this year's Sea Lantern Festival must be Yu Xiu Wenchen Gehu.

With the help of immortal magic, the buildings in the Chen Ge Pot are completely new.

A celebratory atmosphere no different from that of the outside world permeates the air, the aroma of food lingers in the sky, and the tables, musical instruments, stages, and all kinds of entertainment props are fully prepared.

"Wow, it really looks good."

Wendy, who had been out for the day, opened her eyes wide in surprise as soon as she came in.

It's completely different from what I saw a few days ago.

"Immortal magic, isn't it magical?"

Yu Xiuwen smiled and put his hand on Wendy's shoulder.

"The best bard in the world, besides the songs I gave you, would you be interested in improvising a few of your own songs tonight?"

"Of course," Wendy said, her hands on her hips, as she was praised for her proudest achievement. "Tonight's scene is worthy of being written into poetry and sung throughout the ages."

"Then I'm looking forward to it."

"Hehe, just wait and see."

...

Friends came into Chen Ge Hu one after another.

Those who had not entered the Chen Ge Pot in the afternoon were generally very surprised when they came in. They really did not expect that the changes inside were so great.

Immediately, anticipation filled them. The aroma of the food had already whetted their appetites, and they all took their seats, greeting each other and chatting. The immortals, having little else to do, arrived relatively early. Upon seeing Zhongli, they nodded silently in greeting and sat at other tables near him.

There are several gods among the guests today, and the seat next to Zhongli is obviously not suitable for them to sit.

They did not deliberately hide their identities. For example, the Yaksha, just by looking at their appearance, could be seen as an immortal or something like that. So as soon as they sat down, people from other countries looked over curiously.

Hu Tao, who was sitting at the same table with Zhongli, narrowed her eyes. She had also noticed that something was amiss with the immortals. This guest official of hers must be quite special...

Yu Xiuwen suppressed a laugh as he sat down next to Zhongli and coughed. "Thank you all for coming here. You truly bring honor to my humble abode. To express my gratitude, Xiao Zhong, kowtow to you all."

"???"

"puff."

"Cough cough cough."

Suddenly, the immortals made all kinds of strange noises. Li Shui smiled bitterly and said, "No need, no need. Absolutely no need. There is no need for so many etiquettes when coming here today."

The other immortals nodded in agreement.

Asking the Emperor to kowtow? No matter how many years of life you have, it wouldn't be enough.

Yu Xiuwen really enjoys watching the fun and doesn't mind getting involved.

"Eh, what a pity..."

What a pity for your size! What a pity!