Collapse: A little shock to the card world

(brain storage)

"Hey, are you my stupid host?"

The ethereal voice made Yuan Yu open his eyes in confusion. What came into his sight was a dazzling sea of ​​stars and a little white-haired creature looking down at him.

The pink and white little skirt, coupled with eyes flashing with a strange red light, suddenly made Yuan Yu's mind flash with strange images.

Looking at her floating barefoot with her hands behind her back, Yuan Yu swallowed secretly.

I wondered why I dreamed about this little brat? He's not a lolita fan!

"Hey! I'm asking you something!"

"Ah! What?"

"Are you my host?"

"... "

"Hey! Don't be silent! Answer now!"

"... "

"... "

"Hey! Don't be so anxious!"

Yuan Yu looked at her clenched fists, which looked like she was gathering anger, and quickly spoke up to interrupt her gathering strength.

I thought to myself, why doesn't this feel like a dream? I seem to be quite conscious. Could it be that I've been kidnapped?

A man of insight is a wise man. It is better not to bother with this brat for the time being.

The floating girl looked at Yuan Yu with disdain. She had to wait until she was about to take action before she behaved herself. She really deserved it!

"Heh, trash~"

"...where is this?"

Yuan Yu ignored her disdainful look, looked at the scene around him that looked like a sea of ​​stars, and asked her:

"This is the inner space of this system. It's an honor for you to be able to enter here! You should kneel down and kiss my toes to thank me for this gift!"

"System? Huh..."

Yuan Yu glanced at her snow-white feet and sneered. "Even the system has been messed up. What are they trying to do? Are they trying to play with his consciousness? Do they really think he's so easy to fool?"

The girl who called herself the system was stunned when she saw Yuan Yu's reaction.

Isn't it said online that a combination of kindness and severity is the easiest way to tame someone? Why does this reaction seem a bit off?

Yuan Yu ignored her conflicted expression and questioned loudly.

"So you brought me here? What are you going to do? Hurry up! I'm busy! If you want money, go ask them. If you can get it, you're quite capable!"

"You're busy? What are you waiting for?

Oh~ You mean that tens of thousands of words of filthy language? Trash, this can't be your incompetent barking! Hahahaha! "

"... "

Yuan Yu's face twitched and he secretly clenched his fists.

How did this guy know?

Could it be that I have been under surveillance the entire time?

She knows too much! This woman must not be allowed to stay!

He looked up at the girl's snow-white neck, and his eyes turned slightly.

The girl ignored his little action, her expression slightly restrained, and looked at Yuan Yu seriously.

"Ahem~ First of all, congratulations, you lucky bastard... Ahem! Host! You have forever left that world that brought you sorrow. Now I ask again, are you my host?"

"Ah! Am I dead?"

Yuan Yu seemed very surprised and moved his body violently, trying to get closer to the girl.

"Answer it properly, idiot!"

"Okay, okay, it's me, it's me! So is this role-playing?"

Yuan Yu moved his body slightly again, but it seemed as if there was no gravity around him. He had no strength at all and could only move a tiny bit.

"Very good! System binding successful! Ant, start choosing your method of transmigration. Transmigration through the body, through the flesh, through the soul, please choose..."

After Yuan Yu finished answering, she changed her previous laughing expression and radiated a sacred light.

Looking down at Yuan Yu indifferently, three options popped up in front of him

Yuan Yu was stunned and looked at her in disbelief.

"6, I can't turn the pages of a book as fast as your face! So are you serious?"

"... "

Seeing that she was just looking at him indifferently, with no intention of speaking again, he looked helplessly at the several options floating in front of him.

This seems pretty cool, even with the special effects, it's a bit difficult to get close to her and twist her neck to the right...

"Forget it! Let's make the best of it! If it's true, there's nothing else to do. What's the point of carrying around this useless, weak, flesh-and-blood body?"

He chose to travel through time without much thought. Just when he was curious about what would happen,

The sacred figure above suddenly became a little hesitant.

"Um, that's right! You're too slow, the soul is full! Let's switch!"

"... "

Yuan Yu watched her character collapse again, looked at her with some doubt, reluctantly accepted her lame excuse, and reached out to choose the fetal piercing.

For a moment, there was no movement around...

The system looked at Yuan Yu in a daze and murmured

“Is it full too?”

"You ask me? Are you the system or am I the system? What kind of rubbish system are you? There's no choice! Formalism, huh?"

Yuan Yu looked at her increasingly dazed appearance in silence, and tapped the last flesh-piercing button.

"... "

Nothing happened...

“Oh no! I got scammed…”

They stared at each other blankly, and saw the confusion and puzzlement in each other's eyes.

"you…"

"Shut up! I'll take care of it right away!"

She waved her hand in a panic, and the surrounding scene instantly transformed into a luxurious bedroom.

She ignored Yuan Yu who fell on the big bed and sat down on the office chair next to the computer. She swiped her finger on the computer.

A huge projection screen was drawn out from it and floated in the air

She started to bang on it quickly, and Yuan Yu was stunned watching on the bed.

Isn’t that snow-white neck facing him!

good chance!

He held the snow-white neck and approached that side quickly and cautiously.

Click~

The sudden voice made Yuan Yu freeze. Seeing that the girl had no intention of looking back, he hurriedly looked down at his feet.

He seems to have stepped on a bag of chips...

Why are there potato chips here?

Looking around, there was a big bed, a computer desk, a massage chair, several large refrigerators and several large boxes of snacks.

There are no doors or windows, it's like a closed space.

And the densely packed strange characters floating in the air in front of the girl...

Is this a real system?

He looked at the bags of leftover potato chips on the bed, then glanced at her hard-working figure, and pondered for a moment...

Click~

Click~

Hearing the sound, the system suddenly issued a questioning sound.

"What are you doing!"

"Wow~ Let's try the difference in what the system eats..."

After he swallowed the potato chips, he licked his lips with some satisfaction.

"The taste is outrageous! It feels beyond human taste! As expected of a system, you know how to eat."

"That's it! Don't you even look at it... bastard! That's mine! Put it down!"

Click~

"Yeah, I know, it smells so good!"

"asshole!"

"Hiss Liu~"

"!"

"By the way, you really work hard..."

Yuan Yu leaned close to her ear, licked his lips and looked at her frozen face meaningfully.

"Are there any limits? How can you even withstand this level of provocation?"

"You...you bastard! What do you want to do?!"

Seeing that she seemed unable to move, Yuan Yu's eyes involuntarily fell on her snow-white neck.

I reached out and pinched it, it was soft and chewy.

A voice came from his mind, urging him to turn it on, maybe he would win a jackpot!

Yes! This might be a real system. If you kill it, it might directly open up the system mall. Then you will have unlimited resources!

Yuan Yu, feeling somewhat moved, covered the system's eyes.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? I can't see!"

"... "

When she was feeling uneasy, the light suddenly returned in front of her eyes, and she immediately became confused.

has it ended?

Suddenly, there was a buzzing sound not far away. Yuan Yu was lying on the massage chair with a bunch of snacks and drinks. She looked at it and shook the spicy strips in her hand.

"... "

Gudong~

Gudong~

"Tsk~ Interesting. I don't feel full at all. I admire you more and more!"

"... "

Click~

Click~

Yuan Yu sat leisurely on the massage chair, constantly stuffing piles of snacks at hand into his mouth, his mouth bulging like a hamster

The system was stunned for a moment, then became furious.

"Are you a pig? It's only been a short while and you've already eaten so many of my snacks!"

She couldn't hold it in any longer, and glared at him with her red eyes, the anger in her eyes almost bursting out.

But her body was still sitting obediently in the office chair, her fingers constantly operating on the huge projection screen in front of her, countless symbols flowing on it at a rapid speed.

"Who can I blame? I was just staying at home and you dragged me here to travel through time!

It's fine if you've traveled through time, but you haven't even figured out where to go in your system yet, and you're still trying to cram at the last minute!"

Yuan Yu looked at her gradually red face with disdain, took a bottle of happy water and drank it all

After suppressing the rising gas, I continued to eat with satisfaction.

"Ahhh! This is the world's problem! Who knows what it's suddenly going crazy for! Hey! Stop eating!"

"Hehe, keep talking, I'm listening..."

Yuan Yu looked at her screaming, but her body seemed to be stuck to the chair and didn't move, and smiled playfully.

He still remembered her arrogant and domineering look before.

As for why he suddenly gave up on blowing up the system, would he say that he couldn't do it?

Of course not, he had a conscience. How could he bring himself to do that to such a lovely girl!

The system had no idea that it had just experienced an unbreakable assassination, and it continued to mutter to itself.

"Trash! Trash! Trash!!"

She listened to the constant gnawing sounds, and the speed of her fingers tapping became faster and faster, until only the afterimages remained.

Just when she felt that her condition was getting better and better, as if she was turning her grief and anger into strength, a shadow suddenly enveloped her.

"Are these dog-like crawling things of yours words?"

Yuan Yu suddenly approached and put his arm on her shoulder, looking at the big screen with a dazed look in his eyes, and then took a sip of the happy water in his hand.

The system rolled its eyes and said unhappily

"This is the rule of the world. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense!"

Yuan Yu tilted his head, not knowing whether he understood or not. He staggered and drank the remaining special-tasting happy water in his hand.

Then he burped and looked at the words twisting on the screen in front of him, wondering

"Hurr~ You're being a bit too happy! Why do I feel like the words on the screen are crawling?"

"what?"

The system looked confused

Strong?

He must have been drunk...

and many more!

Where did she get the wine?!

Glancing at Yuan Yu from the corner of his eye, he almost vomited blood when he saw a faint glow on his body.

“…Who the hell are you! That’s my nutrient solution! You drank it? And you got drunk!”

Yuan Yu waved the empty bottle and looked at the system that began to split in front of him with some doubts.

"Ah! Isn't it happy water? Same bottle? Even though the taste is a little lighter, it still has its own unique flavor. And I'm not drunk, look at how I twist my neck to the right!"

"You're talking nonsense, but you're not drunk yet! You! Ah! Wait! No! Don't touch there! Not there!"