I am a blogger with good looks, what's wrong with relying on my face to crush others?
Chapter 75 Everyone, please pay attention! Sister Fang is about to speak!
At 9:20, Fang Ke arrived at the reception room on the first floor of the hotel as scheduled.
The crew of "Star Fans" had already booked this area. When Fang Ke arrived, Su Xiaohe was making control adjustments inside.
Variety shows need hosts, so Su Xiaohe naturally chose to host himself to save money. Fortunately, he is photogenic. Although he is a little bloated, he still has some delicate features, which makes him the type to attract audiences.
Boom boom boom!
Fang Ke knocked on the door and pushed it open.
There were cameras set up in several directions in the room, and Fang Ke was captured pushing the door open. The barrage of comments in the home live broadcast room instantly surged, and the number of viewers increased from 3,000 to more than 10,000.
[It looks like a peeking cat, baby! ! ]
[The moment Sister Fang appeared, it felt like this shabby house was brightened.]
[Oh my god, she's so scheming, wearing something so small, isn't she usually a queen?]
[Sister Fang looks younger without eyeshadow. Just bear with it, don't get too excited.]
Fang Ke's outfit today is quite clever. If she has any upcoming tasks that require her to run around, this casual sportswear is perfect for her.
[Changed your hair color again? Blonde looks great too, and it looks a shade lighter.]
[I like whatever my baby wears! Can you please stop telling me what to wear, aunties?]
Fang Ke really looks younger today, which is very different from her coquettish look in the live broadcast room.
She wore a V-neck T-shirt, jeans, and a thin gray sweatshirt jacket.
Fang Ke tied her golden hair into a high ponytail. When she walked in with her coat in her hands, she really looked like the heroine of a campus novel.
Su Xiaohe smiled and greeted Fang Ke when he saw her. "You're here so early. You're the first one to arrive, Teacher Fang."
"Morning makeup, it only takes five minutes to finish, so I came down early."
Fang Ke shook hands with him and was in a good mood. She had already entered the recording state. Su Xiaohe appreciated it very much and asked her to choose a chair to sit down.
At around half past nine, the door was pushed open again, and a tall, long-legged, handsome young man walked in without makeup.
He seemed to be still asleep, with a grumpy look in his eyes and his hair was messy.
Pei Sifan wore a black T-shirt and ripped jeans, and it was clear that "trendy" was his attitude. He had dyed his hair white, had a row of pierced ears, and wore exaggerated silver jewelry on his neck, wrists, and fingers.
Fang Ke looked at this guy and his first impression was that he was a spirited young man who would hang all the jewelry in his suitcase on his body even without makeup.
Pei Sifan greeted Su Xiaohe and sat down directly, ignoring Fang Ke the whole time.
The first thing he did when he sat down was to cross his legs like an old man, tilt his head back and start to catch up on his sleep.
His self-willed behavior made Fang Ke, who was originally ready to greet him, feel awkward for a second.
The hand that had been raised could only be put back intact.
The Fang Ke haters who had been lurking in the live broadcast room for a long time finally got excited and started working.
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, big sister is so embarrassed. You knew Pei Sifan's family was rich and wanted to lick his ass, right? But unfortunately, he ignored you completely.]
[This is the first time I see Pei Sifan so pleasing to the eye!!]
[This is just the beginning. Fang Ke really thinks anyone can be on a variety show? Why not just try out beauty live streaming at home and appease her big brother?]
[I have a feeling that after this live broadcast, all the traffic Fang Ke has worked so hard to gain over the past two weeks will be wiped out. She's destined to be completely blacklisted online. This time, let her be completely blacklisted!]
In the camera, Fang Ke was very calm and didn't react at all.
It was almost 9:40 when the last guest finally arrived.
When Lu Yingzi pushed open the door, everyone was also surprised.
It was seen that Lu Yingzi not only put on full makeup, but also wore a champagne-colored evening dress and came in wearing eight-centimeter stiletto heels.
When she came in, everyone smelled a cloying fragrance. Lu Yingzi lifted her curly hair and said to everyone in the room, "Sorry, I'm late."
Although she said sorry, Sister Lu looked as if it was a matter of course, and even felt like she was the finale.
Su Xiaohe frowned immediately, but he didn't say anything at the moment. Instead, he asked someone to close the door.
"The show '72 Hours with Star Fans' has officially launched. Welcome to the first three friends who have joined us. I believe that the audience in the live broadcast room are already very familiar with you, but let's say hello to everyone first."
Su Xiaohe smiled and said, "Let me start by explaining. Everyone, my name is Su Xiaohe, and I'm the director, stage controller, and host of this program. I believe you don't know much about me yet, but that's okay. I hope everyone will remember 'Star Fans' after leaving this live broadcast room."
Su Xiaohe is worthy of being a graduate of the Central Academy of Drama. He is not afraid of the camera at all and speaks his lines confidently and fluently.
With him in charge, everyone suddenly felt that this was no longer an ordinary, mixed-up show, and it looked somewhat realistic.
Su Xiaohe looked around and handed the microphone to Lu Yingzi with a smile.
"Teacher Lu, please introduce yourself first. The time limit is one minute."
Lu Yingzi seemed a little confused when she got the microphone. The first thing she asked was, "What did you say? Don't you have a teleprompter?"
【………………I believe this live broadcast has no script.】
[This sister's IQ is...awesome.]
Is it a show effect?
Su Xiaohe shook his head. "We are Teacher Lu from the live show. We don't have a script. Just act freely."
Lu Yingzi's expression changed, "Then what I did just now can..."
"I can't pinch Teacher Lu, it's already been broadcast live!"
Lu Yingzi: “…”
Lu Yingzi's delicately drawn eyebrows and eyes were tinged with a hint of restlessness, so she could only speak to resolve the embarrassment herself.
"Sorry, I'm used to following a script when I participated in large-scale variety shows before. I didn't expect our show to be so original." Lu Yingzi regained control of her expression and smiled at the camera. "Hello everyone, I'm Yingzi, an actress. I believe everyone knows me, so I won't introduce myself too much, otherwise my ten years in the entertainment industry will be wasted, haha."
After saying that, she lifted her hair again and handed the microphone to Su Xiaohe.
[…So confident.]
[I feel really sorry for Director Su...]
[Why does this feel like a female father's statement? I'm devastated.]
[So there really is a reason why Lu Yingzi was blacklisted by the entire internet...]
[Sympathize with her ex-boyfriend, who has always been subjected to PUA...]
[Director Su won't fail directly with the first guest, right?]
Su Xiaohe nodded. "Thank you, Teacher Lu, for the wonderful introduction. Speaking of which, let me cut to the chase. I think you all remember the contract you signed before entering the park. There was a clause in it that required you to obey the director's instructions absolutely."
The three nodded, and Su Xiaohe looked at Lu Yingzi with a smile and asked bluntly, "Teacher Lu, do you know why I asked you to introduce yourself first?"
Lu Yingzi was stunned, "?"
She is the most famous among the three, so isn't it normal for her to introduce herself first?
Then Su Xiaohe said coldly, "Teacher Lu, you are 10 minutes late. Now go and accept your punishment. Do 30 squats and come back when you are done."
Lu Yingzi: “…”
The live broadcast room burst into laughter.
【WTF, this is so satisfying!!!】
[Damn it, Director Su, did I underestimate you?]
[Interesting, this show is finally getting interesting now. They should really follow the rules. These 208 million fans don't have it easy.]
"Director Su, you're really cruel. You're asking people to squat in tight skirts and 8cm high heels. Won't the skirts rip?"
[First consider whether your foot will be broken, hahaha]
After a stalemate with Su Xiaohe, Lu Yingzi was defeated by Su Xiaohe's harsh gaze and could only squat down in anger.
But because of her punishment, Lu Yingzi's personal live broadcast room instantly became very popular.
There were only two guests left in the room. Pei Sifan was intimidated by Su Xiaohe's stern attitude and also became less arrogant.
He frowned and said to the camera, "Hello everyone, I'm Pei Sifan, I like..."
"Sing, dance, rap, and play basketball."
Pei Sifan: “?”
Pei Sifan turned to look at Fang Ke, who immediately raised his hand, "Sorry, I couldn't help myself."
It was really because Pei Sifan gave her the feeling of an old friend, they were so similar that she couldn't help herself.
I don’t know if this joke exists in this world.
But Fang Ke never expected that Pei Sifan would actually ask doubtfully after a moment of stunned silence, "How did you know?"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
Fang Ke laughed so hard that she slid under the stool. After a long time, she forced herself not to laugh. She covered her face with her hands and asked Pei Sifan to continue.
Pei Sifan cursed, "You're crazy."
She continued, "I like singing, dancing, rap, playing basketball, oh, and also racing, shooting, rock climbing, skydiving, and skiing..."
Fang Ke really didn't expect that the other party would actually report all his hobbies in the next minute. This is much more awesome than Ju C...
No wonder netizens said that he is still an amateur after a year of debut. He really has no achievements at all.
[…Sister Fang, what are you laughing at? Can you tell me so I can laugh too?]
[Just pretending to be crazy and stupid, speechless, trying to attract Pei Sifan's attention, right? ]
[Attention everyone! Sister Fang is about to speak!]
I want to see what she can come up with.
Fang Ke's face was all pink because of the "exercise" just now. She pursed her lips, adjusted her state in seconds, and greeted the camera generously.
"Hello everyone, I'm Fang Ke..."
"As you can see..."
"I am a, human."
Pei Sifan:?
Su Xiaohe:?
All staff:?
All live audience:?
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