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Chapter 240 You’re pretending pretty well, have you really lost your memory?
"you……"
Ye Si hesitated for a moment, probably not knowing where to start.
Suddenly, Fang Han came back and said loudly, "At 18, you were a scoundrel, a scoundrel, a bully, and a tyrant. You were always surrounded by people, with hundreds of followers following you. You were extremely arrogant and your eyes were fixed on the sun. You behaved like a second-generation rich kid."
Fang Ke: “……?”
Fang Ke and Ye Si looked in the direction of the sound and saw Fang Han coming out of a wine cellar from somewhere, holding a bottle of wine and three goblets in his hands, looking at the two of them with a smile on his face.
"If you want to know what you were like when you were 18, come and ask me. Don't I know better than this son-in-law?"
Fang Ke: "...marrying into the family."
Yes: “…”
Fang Han seemed to be in a good mood, and it had been a long time since he had felt like talking. He gestured to the two of them, "Drinks?"
Fang Ke nodded, and Fang Han walked over and joined their discussion. She sat opposite the two of them and placed the bottle of wine in the middle of the table.
Fang Han said directly without hesitation, "Brother-in-law, please come."
Fang Ke: “…”
Yes Si seemed to be very pleased with the call of "brother-in-law". He was quite clever as it was his first time visiting someone. He opened the red wine with a corkscrew, decanted it with a decanter, and poured it for all three of them.
The scarlet wine juice is thick, clings to the walls, and has an intoxicating fragrance.
Yes performed these movements slowly but skillfully, making them quite entertaining to watch.
Fang Han nodded in approval, "Yes, I approve of you on my own behalf."
Fang Ke chuckled, he didn’t know Ye Si could be so attentive.
She narrowed her eyes and looked at Yes Si with dissatisfaction. Yes Si was very confused and gestured to her innocently, "What's wrong?"
Fang Ke gnashed his teeth and said, "Sit down."
Ye Si smiled faintly, sat down next to her, tilted his head slightly and whispered in her ear, "Then you can talk to the eldest sister first, and then come to listen to my confession later?"
This was the only way for now. Yes asked again, "Do you need me to step aside?"
Fang Ke was dissatisfied, "Just sit here and don't go anywhere. Don't even think about running away before I figure it out."
There was a thick smile in Ye Si's eyes. He felt that Fang Ke really didn't understand him at all.
"Okay, I'm not going anywhere."
They were whispering to each other, and Fang Han couldn't stand it anymore.
"Ahem, what are you doing? Be more restrained in front of me, both of you."
Fang Ke reflexively pushed Yes away with his elbow, signaling him to stay away from him.
"Well."
Yes covered his chest which had been hit hard and made a gesture of collapsing to the side.
Fang Ke: ...
Fang Han laughed out loud, "That's enough for you two. Stop showing off. I believe you two are a real couple now."
Fang Ke felt that this joke would never end, so he quickly said seriously, "Sister...then tell me about my story first."
Fang Han laughed enough, then picked up the wine glass and drank from it, saying to Fang Ke, "Your past is so much and so explosive, I don't even know where to begin. So why don't you tell me where you've been these past few years?"
"?"
Fang Ke's scalp began to tingle again, "What do you mean?"
Fang Han said, "Don't pretend. Yi Ling and I realized long ago that the 'Fang Ke' in Jingzhou a few years ago was not you."
Fang Ke: “???”
Seeing Fang Ke's stunned expression, Fang Han laughed and said, "You're pretending quite well, or... have you really lost your memory?"
"I……"
She really has no memory of this...
Fang Ke had never doubted her origins so much. Didn't she come from the real world? This was just a fictional world in a novel. Why did everyone say that she was the original Fang Ke?
"Okay, let me start from my perspective."
Fang Han said slowly, "I am six years older than you, so I still remember a lot of things when you were born."
"Mom went through a lot of hardship when she gave birth to you. We were in our hometown at the time, and the medical conditions were not as good as in the city. When she entered the delivery room, Dad, Housekeeper Zhao, and I were all waiting outside. We waited for more than 30 hours, but you still hadn't been born."
"Later, experts from all over the county showed up. Dad was so worried he was about to have a seizure. Housekeeper Zhao even started praying... I secretly heard a nurse sigh softly and say that Mom looked like she was having a stillbirth. It was very unlucky."
"I was too young to do anything at the time. I could only pray like Butler Zhao. I saw a shooting star streak across the sky outside the window, and I immediately made a wish to the star, hoping that God would save my mother and my brothers and sisters."
"Miraculously, after I made my wish, I saw the trailing meteor change its course and head towards the hospital..."
"Forehead……"
Fang Ke couldn't help but interrupt her, "Sister...can we tell more realistic stories instead of fairy tales?"
Fang Han was very unhappy when her memories were interrupted. She glared at her and said, "What I'm talking about is reality. It's what really happened in my memory. Do you want to hear more? Don't interrupt me."
Fang Ke could only remain silent, "Please continue..."
Fang Han paused and continued, "Anyway, it's just so mysterious. After I made a wish on the shooting star, my mother gave birth to a healthy and lively baby girl, you."
"Um……"
Stories with such dramatic beginnings are usually meant to highlight how unique the protagonist will be later in life, which is why they are born with unusual signs.
Fang Ke listened awkwardly, and sure enough, he heard Fang Han say, "To be honest, when I was little, I always suspected you were the reincarnation of a star from the sky, because you were completely different from everyone else... For example, I never saw you learn to speak, but when you were three, you could already speak in a baby voice and have friendly conversations with foreign friends who came to our house."
"..."
"For example, you're incredibly brave. We used to have a big wolfhound at our house. One day, you got lost in the dog's yard. Mom was terrified, worried you'd been bitten. But when we found you, you were leading our wolfhound in a brawl with three local dogs from the neighboring house."
"You just ride on the big wolfhound's back and command it to charge into battle. I've never seen that wolfhound so obedient to anyone. Later we're going to take you away, and these dogs are all crawling on the ground to see you off..."
"Fine."
Fang Ke didn't know what to say. Leading a dog into a group fight seemed like something she could actually do...
"When you grew up a little, you loved going to work with Dad. Dad loved you, and regardless of whether you understood it or not, he loved to teach you business knowledge. But he didn't expect that you would remember everything he casually said. Later, you pointed out the fraudulent financial reports submitted by several branches at a glance. You were less than five years old at the time, and the whole family thought you were a business genius."
Fang Ke was already laughing. It sounded like Fang Ke was very awesome in the past, so how could he end up like that?
"You went to school at the age of six. After one semester, the principal came back and said that the school could no longer teach you anything and hoped that your parents would take you back. You stared at the old principal and sneered, and he immediately ran away in fear."
"Later, Dad investigated and found out that because you were too smart, you were almost bullied by some senior students in school, including the principal's grandson."
"But I don't know what happened. Those who wanted to cause trouble for you were either sick, possessed by evil spirits, or transferred schools overnight, or went crazy and refused to go to school again no matter what. The school thought you were weird and strange, so they respectfully sent you back."
Fang Ke: "...Why am I so awesome?"
Fang Han took a big gulp and looked at her with a half-smile on his face, "We're just getting started."
"After you came back from school, you didn't want to go back to school. Your parents hired several tutors for you, but none of them lasted more than a month. Whenever they asked, they all said modestly that you were a genius and that they couldn't teach you at all."
"Every day you were tinkering around the house, and I don't know what you were doing. There was one time when our family's funding chain was in trouble and Dad couldn't sleep all night. Suddenly, you came to me and said you had a solution, and asked me to comfort Dad and go ahead with Mom's birthday party."
"Sure enough, less than a week later, the Fang family's funding problem was resolved, and they even received a double injection of capital. And it was only about ten years later that I learned that you were the investor behind the funds that helped the Fang family out of their predicament."
"..."
Fang Han said this with a piercing look in his eyes. "Do you know how devastated I was when I found out when that company was founded? It was in the early 2000s, when you were only five years old."
"..."
Fang Ke felt that he was a person who lived an outstanding and wonderful life, but there was still a world of difference between him and the "Fang Ke" that Fang Han described as being comparable to the Purple Star.
Hearing this, she suddenly felt relieved. "Great, this person is definitely not me."
If she is so awesome, why is she still here? Why doesn't she go and dominate the universe?
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