After all of them are reborn, who would still want to marry 2.5 Jo Satoru?

Dazai Osamu's emotions at this moment were quite subtle.

Unlike Gojo Satoru who walked directly into the summoning circle without knowing anything, he summoned the Heroic Spirit after finding the Holy Relic in advance and thinking carefully.

First, he rejected without hesitation the clay tablets of the Epic of Gilgamesh offered by Bai Lan.

As a playwright who had not received systematic education but had some knowledge of ancient myths and epics, he could tell how difficult King Gilgamesh was just by searching online.

The one summoned is probably not a heroic spirit who obeys orders, but a boss who needs to be served.

This really doesn't fit Dazai Osamu's own plan.

His first goal was to summon the assassin. After quickly collecting information, he decided to summon the "Old Man of the Mountain" Hassan Sabbah.

As the origin of the word "Assassin", Hassan Sabbah undoubtedly has a long history and his authority is well-known among killers.

In addition, his deeds and image have always been the favorite materials of European poets, and his popularity and fame are definitely high.

If it can be summoned, it must be a good card.

The most important thing is that Dazai Osamu believes that he is not a bright and righteous person, and summoning assassins who can obey his orders is the best guarantee for the relationship between the Master and the Heroic Spirit.

Not to mention being good enough to replenish magic, but as long as it's not so bad that the summoned Heroic Spirit wants to kill the Master, the Master can just order the Heroic Spirit to commit suicide upon seeing it.

Hey, do all three situations already exist?

Ah this...

Ahem, skip it, skip it.

In short, once you set a goal, everything will be much easier to solve.

For mafia members, the quickest ways to make money are through fixed businesses, such as the smuggling of gems, antiques, and arms. For Dazai Osamu, creating some private collections from them is a piece of cake.

Just when he had prepared the holy relics, drawn the summoning circle, and was about to recite the words.

God has come.

Dazai Osamu was about to say something, but swallowed it back the next second.

Even though Assassin, the old man of the mountain, was not a devout believer in his lifetime, for thousands of years, he has been regarded as the great prophet mentioned in the Bible, a loyal member who would wipe out all those who rebel against God.

If he were really summoned, wouldn't he have to surrender to the enemy on the spot?

Dazai Osamu hesitated for a moment, but decided to try a different Heroic Spirit.

Even though his opponent was God, he did not feel much fear.

What a joke. If I believe in you, you are God. If I don’t believe in you, you are just a light bulb.

When you press the switch, there is still light. What is the difference between it and a light bulb?

Dazai Osamu comforted himself and was about to make a long-term plan when the sky darkened and then brightened again. Snap, Nighold made a brilliant appearance...

A supreme god in Hebrew mythology, a terminator in Norse mythology...

What kind of thing does he have to summon to fight these two?

A mythical figure from the island nation?

Stop joking. The creator gods of other pantheons, such as God, Chaos, and Pangu, are busy creating the world. What is the creator god of their island country busy with?

Busy getting a divorce.

It’s better not to embarrass yourself by showing it off at this level.

As for the gods of other pantheons, Odin of the Norse pantheon has already come out, dropped his gun, and gone back.

In Greek mythology, unless Caius is summoned, don’t the other gods come down to play around in the human world and sow sweat?

As for the Chinese Heroic Spirits, Dazai Osamu was self-aware and not stupid enough to take the initiative to bring bad luck upon himself.

I can only say that I am sorry for being born into an (island country) nation.

A series of difficulties almost blocked the road. At this time, Ayatsuji Xingren, who was standing nearby, extended a helping hand. He handed over a page of a book that was sealed layer by layer and said calmly:

"You can try this."

"Whose life story is recorded here? Why is it sealed like this?"

"It's not the life story of any great figure, but rather a fragment of the Necronomicon. Written by the Arab Abdullah Alhazad, it has long been considered a banned book by the Vatican, and the original manuscript has generally been burned."

Ayatsuji Yukito added calmly, "It took me a lot of effort to get a torn page from the group."

"What will this summon?" Dazai Osamu tried to see the distorted and blurry words on the paper through the layers of seals. After only looking at it intently for a few seconds, he felt dizzy.

"I don't know." Ayatsuji Yukito said frankly, "You're the one who summoned it anyway, so I don't care what it summons."

"This thing is so weird, I originally just wanted to keep it for collection."

Dazai Osamu curled his lips speechlessly. The two allies around him were a playful guy who might stab him in the back at any time, and a lazy detective who didn't care about anything that had nothing to do with him. He was really walking on thin ice all the way.

Fortunately, Dazai Osamu is not a good person either.

Thinking of this, he simply took the book and walked into the summoning circle, reciting the summoning words.

According to common sense, the Book of the Dead is the ultimate wizard book closely related to the Cthulhu mythology. Even the author wrote at the beginning:

"It is not the dead who sleep forever,

In the mysterious aeons even death itself vanishes."

Such a book has a high possibility of summoning the Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun, the Lord of Mysteries.

However, the previous Old Ghost has not been resurrected yet, the next Little K is still hanging in the Sefirah Castle, Mr. Men is still shouting on the moon, and Antigonus is still sleeping half-crazy.

Amon was fine.

But his father was not ready to let him see his mother.

After all, Grisha only needs to have children, but Ruri has a lot to consider.

In short, no one who met the requirements came. After much deliberation, the Holy Grail System simply changed the concept and picked one that was related to books and had a high compatibility with Dazai Osamu.

That is the leader who is jumping off the building next door.

Yes, I am jumping off a building. This does not mean that I have not jumped yet, but that I have already jumped and am in free fall.

Just tell me if it has anything to do with the book?

Just tell me whether you and Dazai Osamu are compatible or not?

Don't say it, really don't say it.

Just like that, the leader Dazai Osamu, who was in the process of jumping off the building, was taken away by a red light, and only a summoning circle that was still flashing remained under the Port Mafia building.

Nakajima Atsushi, dressed in black, stood on the rooftop in a daze, staring blankly below. "Dazai-san, was he summoned by a magic circle?"

Nakahara Chuuya, who had just flown back, almost laughed out loud when he heard this. He raised his voice and scolded directly:

"Atsushi, what are you talking about? Why don't you mention that the leader is a magical girl? Have you been watching too many cartoons?"

Nakajima Atsushi then noticed Nakahara Chuuya floating in mid-air and quickly explained, "Mr. Nakahara, look downstairs, there really is a magic circle downstairs."

When Chuuya Nakahara landed, the summoning circle that was flashing red light gradually dimmed, and the leader Dazai Osamu disappeared completely.

"Dazai, is he really going to become a magical girl?"

"Was it Keruberos or Kyubey who contracted him?"

Hearing Nakahara Chuuya's words filled with genuine concern, Nakajima Atsushi almost fell down the stairs.

I don't know whether I was surprised that Mr. Nakahara actually watched "Cardcaptor Sakura" and "Puella Magi Madoka Magica", or I was surprised that Mr. Dazai might become a magical girl.

But then again, if it was really Kyubey who contracted Mr. Dazai, then how strong would the energy of despair be when he turned into a witch?

You've revealed that you watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica too, Atsushi-kun~

In short, due to a series of coincidences, the leader Zai, who was originally upside down, stood upside down in the summoning circle. With the common sense instilled by the Holy Grail, he calmly spoke:

"I forgot the beginning, the end, and the middle. Anyway, I am the caster you summoned."

"As for the name, you can tell by looking at the face."

To put it bluntly, Dazai Osamu was so nauseous that he almost vomited out the wine he had drunk the day before.