The end of natural disasters: the daily life of child brides in ancient times

Chapter 356: Being sucked away by the goblin

When she saw the pants in his hand, Sun Cui was a little surprised.

"Boss, did you pee your pants?

Just leave it there for now, I’ll grill it for you tomorrow!”

As he spoke, he saw that Lu Laosan did not go to the kang, but continued to add firewood into the stove.

At the same time, the strong stench came again.

“Ugh! Ugh! Ugh…”

Sun Cui couldn't help it. After retching several times, she seemed to realize what was happening.

She covered her nose with one hand, put on her cotton jacket with the other, got off the kang and moved next to Lu Laosan.

As we got closer, the smell became more and more obvious.

At this time, Sun Cui also used the light of the fire to see clearly the pants with an unknown object in Lu Laosan's hand.

She hesitated for a moment before speaking:

"Boss, are you sleepy?

It’s okay, I’ll boil some hot water for you and we can just wash up!”

As Lu Laosan listened to Sun Cui's words, he felt ashamed again and again.

Even his son Erzhuang wouldn't put his clothes in his trouser pockets.

He is an adult, but he actually put his poop in his trouser pocket!

His dignity as the head of the family was completely gone!

If there was a crack in the ground right now, he would crawl into it immediately.

The two of them were silent as they boiled water for a bath and then washed their clothes.

For the first time, Lu Laosan did not ask Sun Cui to wash his clothes.

There was no way. Sun Cui didn’t know if it was because of morning sickness or if she just couldn’t stand the smell.

As soon as I get close, the heart-wrenching retching can't stop.

When Lu Laosan listened to the noises she made, he felt that they were all mockeries.

After the two of them washed up and got on the kang, not long after they lay down, Lu Laosan felt the urge to defecate again.

But his pants were still roasting on the stove, so he had no choice but to wear Sun Cui's pants.

This time, he used all his strength to hold back his outburst.

If these pants are also pulled up, neither of them will be able to leave the house tomorrow.

If someone comes in and sees them, they will be the laughing stock of the whole team!

He ran all the way to the toilet and squatted down, then he released his emotions like a flash flood.

That night, Lu Laosan himself couldn't count how many times he ran.

Later on, he even wanted to live in the toilet.

There's no way, I really can't run anymore.

But water in the toilet turns into ice as soon as it drips. If he really squats in the toilet all night, Sun Cui will become a widow tomorrow.

He ran until dawn, and then Lu Laosan climbed onto the kang with weak legs.

Although he didn't count how many times he went to the toilet, he figured out why he had diarrhea.

Apart from the bowl of water he drank, the most important thing was that he was knocked to the ground by Qin Lang and lay there for a long time before catching a cold.

Think about it, the ground was colder than ice!

He endured for so long so that the people in the team would see his miserable condition and take charge of him as soon as they came in.

Who knew that these people didn't even enter the house.

The more Lu Laosan thought about it, the more resentful he became, and he blamed Lu Qingqing, Qin Lang and everyone in the team for this.

Just as he was thinking about it, his stomach started to hurt again. He didn't even have time to say anything harsh, and hurriedly ran to the toilet with his pants picked up.

That night, Sun Cui couldn't sleep because of his noise.

Amid the couple's cursing, Lu Laosan ran to the toilet countless times.

When Qin Lang got up in the morning, he went out to empty the urine bucket and saw Lu Lao San coming out holding his belt.

He was shocked when he saw Lu Laosan, whose face was swollen like a toad, and turned to look at Lu Qingqing in the room.

Lu Qingqing didn't understand what was going on, so she came over to take a look and was also shocked by Lu Laosan's appearance.

He is now like the person whose essence was sucked away by the goblin as rumored!

After not seeing you for one night, my eye sockets seem a little sunken.

Half of his face was swollen and covered in bruises.

The other half of his face was pale, and there was no trace of blood on his mouth.

He walked into the house with weak steps, even a little dazed, completely different from the arrogant man who came to ask for meat last night.

Lu Qingqing didn't understand what was going on, but subconsciously felt that it was better to stay away from him, so she quickly pulled Qin Lang back to the house.

It was not until the sound of a door closing with a bang that the dazed Lu Lao San was awakened.

He slowly looked towards the source of the sound, and when he saw Lu Qingqing's door, hatred welled up in his eyes again.

If it weren't for these people, how could he have suffered so much?

Before he could hide the hatred in his eyes, he saw Lu Tianfu who was opening the door to empty the urine bucket.

He came out with a urine bucket in his hand, yawning halfway.

Seeing Lu Laosan's appearance, he was so scared that the half-yawn he was about to yawn stopped.

He quickly returned to the house, half-opened the door and looked at Lu Lao San in the yard.

"Third brother, what were you doing last night? Did a demon suck your energy out of you?"

When he shouted, Tianfu's mother also ran to the door and stuck her head out to see.

Seeing Lu Laosan's appearance, he also exclaimed:

"God is coming, isn't this retribution?

Tsk tsk! He must have some bad intentions and got entangled by those unclean things!

Look at his face, and then look at his legs as he walks, they're so weak he can barely stand!"

After hearing this, Lu Laosan was so angry that he almost suffocated.

He tried to stand up a little straighter on his weak legs, but he really didn't have the energy to argue with this shrew.

Out of hatred, he suddenly regained some strength and moved his legs stiffly into the house.

As soon as Lu Laosan returned to the house, Tian Fu Niang urged her son to go to the toilet.

When Lu Tianfu came back and told her about the situation in the toilet, Tianfu's mother felt even more relieved.

As she got older, she slept more lightly, so she had already heard the sound of people going to the toilet last night.

I said that just now just to piss off Lu Lao San.

Judging from this, Lu Laosan probably spent the whole night in the toilet.

When Tianfu's mother heard her son say that Lu Laosan looked at Lu Qingqing's house with hatred, she curled her lips.

These two guys still want to cause trouble!

However, I still have to talk to Daya about this!

Although those two guys can't cause any big trouble based on their abilities, it's always better to be prepared.

Tian Funiang felt that she had grasped first-hand gossip. After quickly finishing her breakfast, she began to walk around the yard, sharing the news she had obtained.

She deliberately took advantage of the time when Qin Lang was out to run to Lu Qingqing's room and tell her what had happened.

When talking about Lu Laosan fainting from diarrhea, he laughed out loud.

Tian Fu Niang is worthy of being the gossip master in the village, and her eloquence is really good.

Even though Lu Qingqing had seen Lu Laosan's appearance with her own eyes, she still laughed when she heard Tian Funiang talk about it.

While Tianfu Niang was chattering excitedly, Lu Qingqing grabbed a handful of dried meat from the table and handed it to Xiao Shitou who was sitting obediently beside her.